Of course I don't want any neg-rep!

(You failed to specify what kind of rep I deserve... and we Downer reporters know how society treats us--like scum and villainy!)

You obviously don't know about most of your fans. Oh, Writers for the Downer Newspaper. Which, I sometimes am a part of.

I understand you not wanting neg reps, however, I've never given out a neg rep. I don't want to stop my flow.

It's time to travel back a further five years. Back to when Father Formy was a happier man. A man with less worries. Oh dear...

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Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING!

On Monday we'll get to meet Peter's Father, him being the previous owner of Bus Co. He, unlike Collins, could fit into the chair behind the desk. But did he do a good job? Well, there's only one way to find out...

Haha, I'd feel bad for that puppy if it wasn't for the fact that Alien looks super cute while eating it! hehe :D

Josh, in a fit of panic, updated the picture he did for Oxonmoots. I quite like the look of it so I'll post it here. There may be a bigger version on the website eventually.

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Well, that makes everyone happy, doesn't it? Doesn't it?
Some of the characters here haven't appeared yet, but they will. THEY WILL!

I'm sure I speak for at least a few when I say that I'm excited to find out who the "Guard" is (or at least what he's guarding).

It's a Downer and it's a She. ;)

I think Joshua's monitor is darker than mine because her hair is supposed to be a darker shade of brown. :rolleyes:
I just noticed that there are THREE Aliens in this picture. Oh dear. That can't be a good situation.

Oh, now I see who it is. But I still retain my excitement for what she's guarding.

Me too!

It's news time. Thanks to events beyond my control it's going to be an early one again.

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Our flashback continues as we get up close and personal and smelly with Peter's father, Philip. Okay, I admit it, I regretted giving them both names that begin with a P. Much confusion.

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Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING!

On Thursday we carry on with this strangeness! Miss Collins' plans to take over Bus Corp may soon become apparent. They're not dreadfully complex, I assure you. But what is, in P&A?

I loved the 'Downer this week, Hooky.

And P&A is amazing. As well as the ending/punchline/you know, I liked all the "spot the difference"-style background. And the newspaper in general. And everything else. One of my favourite episodes.

Hehe, Philip!!!!!


Wonderful, sooo funny! Like the changing NOTES thing in the background, hehe. :D

Notes is the fake currency I invented for the P&A world. There are 3 Stoats in a Groat and 49 Groats in a Note. One Note, at the current exchange rate, is worth, roughly £1.00000010000000000002 approximately.

But how much is a goat?

The same as a boat. That could float. In a Moat. :D

Dear Professor Hakon, The Downer Newspaper, and Affiliates,

I would like to know, how shall the move of Gondor take place? This might be problematic for the citizens, I mean if you move them, will you be able to move Minas Tirith and other important cities and landmarks too? If not, where will all of the Gondorians live? They must have homes, at least boxes to live in. Shouldn't this mistake done by the cartographers be amended by more efficient and reasonable methods?

Yours,
A Troubled Resident of Middle-Earth.

I applaud Esty going from drinking to the wholesome past time of kiddie snatching. Children and the public never get along.:p

Though, I was curious whether any were available for loan, you know, just for the use of a decoy in WW? I have a rather unfortunate affliction of sneakiness that I want to distract with the insufferable innocence of a child's cuteness. It's a sure way to survive voting in the future.

~ Ka

We propose to bribe Sauron to use his mighty powers and shiny ring to erect all new cities in the new location. The cartographers cannot amend their mistake for they are all dead. When the King of Gondor found out he had them killed. It is truly a shame. I hope I have answered all your questions concerned citizen.

Professor Hakon

Our flashback continues!!

Philip Hampton has a meeting with the young Soap Pope. Miss Collins appears to be making something of a plan...

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Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING!

Come back on Monday for the further adventures of Philip and Miss Collins. Then there will be one last episode in the past of the past before we go back to the, um, normal past? Future? Thing. Stupid time differential.

oh nooooo, does that mean Philip never comes back??? :eek:

Loves it! :D

Yes... and no... mostly yes. ;)

woat you sayin?
 

Not to bloat the thread or anything, but you could coat your floating currency with many a pretty doting quote.

And I pray you, good m'lord, smote me not for this revolting thought. :D

How much is Doting on an Oat, or voting on a Gloat

Of further note, I vote that floating groats for doting on quotes with rote emotes does indeed bloat like a mote-eyed stoat in a sinking boat on a moat, or perhaps an oat compote stuck in one's throat.

I will take note of that quote which you have wrote, with a pencil from a pocket in your coat.

It's time to get Newsed! Fill your face with facts until you faint!

...

Eww...

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Philip seals the deal with the Soap Pope to give Bus Corp. banishing rights. Collins has other ideas about what should be done with this power...

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Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING!

On Thursday we have one last flashback episode before we turn back to the normal story line. So look forward to more from Formy, Alien, Cardinal Mardinal and the Soap Pope.

More specifically: It was pollution rather than porter (stout).

Miss Collins! How could she do that? The megalomaniac!

I liked that duck lurking in the background of the picture of the smoky bottle incident. Who knows what sinister schemes that creature is scheming?

It is the Duck of Doom, which I did not pick up in a dungeon!

I don't think anyone who ever owns the Bus Company is anything BUT a megalomaniac. Or an insane person in some way. ;)

Ducks a tricky creatures. I mean, I've never seen one. Do they even exist? :eek:

True, true...

Random Titles deny your reality and substitute their own!
 

They exist where I live, but the existence of my home is questionable.

The last part of the flashback, folks.

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Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING!

On Monday we get back to Alien, Formy and the Soap Pope. I wonder what they're up to... Probably burning down the restaurant. ;)

I hope that was the Downer Newspaper.

Nice update, but my own copy is nicer, except it didn't come with an auto-graph. Where may I lodge a loud and vociferous and thoroughly obnoxious complaint? :D

'Fraid not. It was THE ROUNDER. A much more 'realistic' paper that has more truth on it's pages. The fact that it is more fictional than the Downer is irrelevant... um...

I assure you though, The Downer is the most truthful newspaper in the world!

Time to get your daily dose of facts...

Weekly...


Whatever...

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After that long flashback of doom, we return to everyone's favourite cause of chaos...

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PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

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On Thursday we'll see how Peter managed to survive through the flashback. How do you think he did it?

"Its On Fire!"
 

Wonderful. If I took a flamethrower to my food in a restaurant, would I get thrown out?