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Celeborn: Ga...la...driel... I think I'm aaah choking... can't breath! Got lembas stuck... arrrgh!
Galadriel: What? you're hungry? Have some lembas dear. |
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Celeborn: Tonight on Lothlorien news: Mystery unfolds as fellowship tell all; Gandalf, what did the people think of him?; Gollum rumoured to be sneaking around, truth? Or was it just a trick of the light? and lastly, Sauron regains hold of Mordor, bad news for everyone else. Galdriel: *thinking* Wrong camera you prat, WRONG CAMERA! |
Celeborn: BlahBlah blah blah....
Galadriel: *thinking* wow Frodo looks soooo cute, must have him, i'll keep him in a little cage and feed him lembas. or Celeborn same as before Galadriel:*thinking* Celeborn all he ever does is talk...urge to kill him rising... Legolas never talks so much I will make him my new husband...yes ..excellent!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] She twiddles her fingers like Mr. Burns. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
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Frodo: Help me, Sam! I spilled the hair gel! What do I do? Sam (offscreen): Don't ask me! You should have consulted Legolas while you had the chance! Cheers! Lyta |
is it just me or does it look like he is reaching for something being him...:
Frodo: Oh **** Sam I just sat of something... its wet. Sam: zzzthat ish my ffffashe! |
Frodo: Er, Sam? Why did you just throw that bucket of cold, dirty water all over me? And, er, why are you holding another one?
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Voiceover:" His mom kept warning him about wet dreams but he didn't believe."
(I'm sorry, couldn't help myself. Sorry.) |
Wow! I've played in some rough sprinklers before, but that last one was a doozy!
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See? I can be Grima!
or Frodo: I'm already awake! Legolas: That was for the smell. |
Voiceover: Dead Marshes...the new fragrance for hobbits.
-----or----- Frodo: Can you believe it? Legolas just peed on me! Legolas(offstage): You needed the bath, Stinker! Oh, please, not the flying tomato again! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] [ October 02, 2003: Message edited by: Nilpaurion Felagund ] |
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"Uh... Sam? Maybe I should have the hose back now..."
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One rainstorm to WASH THEM ALL!!
.... *ducks to avoid flying (sharp and painful) objects* Ok,ok.... Frodo: *thinks* Must reach Sting.... Sam approaching.... Knew I shouldn't have fallen down again... stupid Ring.... stupid Sam. Where's Gollum when you need him to distract Sam? |
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But anyway! Gollum:If I've told you once! I've told you a million times! DON'T FOLLOW THE LIGHTS! Or next time I'm not fishing you out of there! Mmmm fish would be good....*rambles on about fish* |
Frodo: "Sam!!! You put my hand in warm water while we slept! How could you! I don't even have a spare set of clothes!"
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(Continuing a personal theme ...)
Frodo: Heeelp me! I'm melting! |
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Boromir: Father, I've just received word...Meela's at the front door and she won't leave until you go! Denethor: Heh heh...not again... I'm SO sorry...I just couldn't resist! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] |
I think the house just collapsed from the shock of my shrieks of laughter!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Okay... I've recovered... *deep breath* Boromir: Father... the Enemy has destroyed Minas Tirith. Denethor: C'est la vie! *strikes a match* |
Guy in the background: ...and do you know what I said to him? I said: You have no right to speak to me like that! I am a soldier of Gondor and could strike you down in a second! *takes a swig of his drink* And then he ran off into the night screaming like a girl!
Denethor: *thinking to self* I remember when I used to show off to all my enemies. "Enemies!" I'd say, "One day, I'll be able to cut your head off with a word!" Ahh, those were the days... Boromir: *thinking to self* Note to self, next time someone starts a finght with me, play the "I'm a commander of the Gondorian army" card... |
Denethor: You are the joy of Gondor, Boromir...
Boromir: *thinks* Will... restrain... self... will not... tell... father... precisely how many... times... I have heard this... -Menelien |
Boromir: Um... Father... Lady Galadriel is at the door yelling something about a baby.
Denethor: *smirks* Ah, memories, memories. |
Boromir: Um, dad? How much did you drink?
Denethor: *giggles drunkenly* Guy In The Background: *passes out* |
This is one for that cute yet wet picture of Frodo:
Little did Frodo realize that waking up next to Sam would have very surprising if not wet results!! or Gollum house training 101: When your teaching him to use the litter pan do not, I reapeat DO NOT STAND NEXT TO HIM!! and the latest pic: Boromir:"Uh Dad..xyz..x...y...z!!" he say with a very stressed tone. while his dad looks about drunkinly. [ October 05, 2003: Message edited by: Esgallhugwen ] |
B: Dad, I simply must insist that you stay away from the car from now on. Do you think that we have that insurance?
D: What insurance? Random Duck: AFLAC!!!! B: What? D: *thinks* Burn, baby burn... Quote:
B: Father, have you been at the Gaffer's home brew? D: No. Well, yes, but what does that matter? |
Boromir: What business have you here, old woman?
Denethor: It's me, you fool! I'm your father, remember? |
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Don't you think it's time to close this thread and open a new one? I mean, we're on page 12 already! |
Gondorian soldier: ...And then I see this Black Rider. He was scary and all, but when raised his sword...oh my Eru! His freaking body odor blasted us!
Boromir: Yeah, and Anduin was so contaminated, that when I reached the other shore, I stank like a Ranger. (all three thinking) Denethor(laughing): Stank like a Ranger! That's a good one, Borrums! |
B: Father, I come bearing grave news; someone has stolen all of the oil from our winter supply chamber...we will have to send men out for more.
D: Oh, um...how...terrible...quick, SEND FOR MORE OIL!!! BEAUTIFUL FLAMMABLE OIL!!! *shakes head* Oh dear. Oh, oh dear. I've sunk to a new low... Eh... |
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http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...alliance_5.jpg Elrond: No, Gil-galad, we are NOT there yet! |
WAZAAAAAAAAAAP!?!?
I am so sorry. |
Elrond: *thinks to himself* What was I thinking when I took this job? Gil-galad never told me about the risks of my jaw freezing in the middle of a yell!!!!!
Gil-galad: *runs off in a hurry and proceeds to get himself killed* Whew! I'm safe in Mandos! *looks around surreptitiously* Bloody Half-elves! |
"WHERE'S MY COFFEE AND HAND WARMER!", "IT'S ALREADY 3:OO O'CLOCK AND I'M STILL GETTING TERRIBLE SERVICE AROUND HERE!" mutters to himself, " Ahh! the horror of it..."
The guy next to him stares to the side and says under his breath, " Give me a break..." I know, I know, but hey, that's the only thing that came into my mind... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] |
This is for the "wet" picture of frodo.
Sam: Uh? you okay? Frodo: oh... yeah, sure yeah just fine! he, he eh... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Frodod says to himself: Ahh! i feel so constapated... I don't know if i should get up.... [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] Yeah, i know it's lame but, i've got all the time in the world... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] |
Aragorn! You give Arwen her dress back this instant!
(Aragorn is wearing Arwen's dress. I'm not that sick-minded.) |
Elrond: Come out, Mr. Anderson! I've brought more of my buds, just for you!
P.J.: Cut! What in Mordor were you thinking, you blasted Half-Elf? -----or----- Elrond: Taste the sunlight on my forehead, you freaking fools of Morgoth! And, yeah, that includes you, Sauron! Wala lang! ->The True Son of Finrod |
ARAGORN!! I warned you I'd take drastic measures next time you touched my daughter!
Well, there's my attempt, anyway! |
E:Will someone please inform whoever is standing behind me, that their lance is poking me up the-
PJ: CUT! ..........forgive me. I try, I really do... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] |
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Guy in backround: Got any change? Sir? Boromir: Uhh.. Denethor: Back away, dont make eye contact... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Sorry. It just popped into my head... And for the Elrond pic.. Guy on far left: Whoa! Dude, I can smell your breath from back here. Get a mint! I'll go now... |
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