The Barrow Downs: A wight in dark places

The Barrowdowns: where nothing can possiblie go wrong

The Barrow Downs: More flexible than an iron bar

or even:

The Barrow Downs: Almost as flexible as a bar of mithril

We'll Downs you up

The Barrow Downs:

- It's moving! Kill it!

- Making you sick on a regular basis.

- The Thinking Person's Teletubbies.

The Barrow Downs: Who likes sunlight anyway?!

THe Barrow Downs: So fresh the maggots died ten years ago

The Barrow-Downs: Dead threads don't stay dead for long...

The Barrow Downs:
 

- Skin optional.

- It's Wight-alicious!

- It doesn't work like that.

- Hats optional.

- Home of the big headed, small headed and the no-headed.

The Barrow-Downs: Home of illegal rep dealers (see this week's Downer for more info)

Congratulations, you made me spit Guinness all over my keyboard. I love this one, although I keep hearing Elmer Fudd saying it.

P.S. I'd give you a good rep, unfortunately the system seems to be inoperable.

What, like "A wight in dawk pwaces"?

- More slogans that a room full of washing up liquid.

- You may find yourself putting everything else on hold...

- Improving Anglo-Moon Relations since 1971

I think you just right click on the scales, then say "open in new window" or tab if you have that option. And thank you anyway!


Now, where was I:

The Barrow-Downs: See Gandalf uncloak, only £2008 - Reduced to clear from £5767

(Terms and conditions apply. Original price may not be the one actually used in the shop. Prices may vary)

"The Downs accepts no liability for damage and/or loss of personal belongings, due to excessive viewing of the Middle-Earth Mirth threads":p

The Barrow-Downs: And just when you were making friends!

- Secretly draining your bank account since 1998 (you should probably not read this)

- This is the best you'll ever get

- Fat Burt said he liked it

- A Barry Scott Enterprises® production

- Cleaner language than a rapper who hit his finger with a hammer... slightly

The Barrow-Downs: A healthy start to the day.

The Barrow-Downs: a healthy end to the day.




The Barrow-Downs: A perfect activity to do all day!

The Barrow-Downs: The ultimate weapon of mass destruction
The Barrow-Downs: The beginning of the end

The Barrow-Downs: A bit like a sauna

The Barrow-Downs: If only Cleopatra had it

The Barrow-Downs: The Cheshire Cat's adventures in Wonderland

The Barrow-Downs: Kingdom - Animalia, Phylum - Arthropoda, Class - Insecta, Order - Hymenoptera, Suborder - Apocrita, Superfamily - Vespoidea, Family - Mortuidae

The Barrow-Downs: We're all mad here. You're mad, I'm mad...BOOGA BOOGA!

The Barrow-Downs: Where everyone is entitled to their opinion regarding Middle-earth, no matter how daft we think they are.

The Barrow-Downs: The anchor that keeps Tolkien from rolling in his grave.

The Barrow-Downs: A mound profound.

The Barrow-Downs: A down inclining, a barrow without wheels, word-wraiths chime in with a ring that a'peals.

The Barrow Downs...
 

- Intelligibility not included

- Dead interesting

- The often annoyingly unquiet dead.

- The best edumafacation in the world

The Barrow-Downs: We're happy because we eat lard:

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v2...rahre/Lard.jpg

The Barrow Downs: Same old, same old...but we're dead, what did you expect?

The Barrow Downs: The internet's cyber-cemetery.

The Barrow Downs: Spare parts bought and sold. Can you give me a hand?

Do the dead threads go to the Barrow-Downs?

The Barrow-Downs: Eating your children since 1994
The Barrow-Downs: We got the wight stuff!
The Barrow-Downs: We put the hyphen in Barrow-Downs
The Barrow-Downs: We'll rant you out of house and home!
The Barrow-Downs: We'll Beat Tom Bombadil Someday...

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The Barrow-Downs: You don't need friends.
The Barrow-Downs: We WILL convert you!
The Barrow-Downs: More than a website, it's a graveyard!

- Disturbing the Peace since 1418!

- Full of corruption.

- :eek:

- Not Dreadfully Good at Racial purity; Green Skin Only.

- Pick up a Pipe

- Grossly overrated in Turkmenistan.

Yup, all of the corruption comes from the Downer.;)

The Best graveyard on the internet.
The only graveyard on the internet.

The Barrow-Downs


- We never killed anybody

- Only available in Turkmenistan

- The birdwatcher will never survive a night alone without specially importet coffee beans

Disturbing the Peas since 1417!

-Disturbing the Peas 24/7!

-We'll :rolleyes: at you.

-The place where rolling eyes isn't plain text.

-And now with the *brand new* Merisu-smiley!

-You may choose an icon for your message from the following list:

The Barrow-Downs - You must choose a lifestyle from the following list:

The Barrow-Downs: Spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, spam, baked beans and spam

What, from you? :p

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The Barrow-Downs: safe fun.

Discalimer: We take no liability for loss of a health, a social life or sleep. Have fun!

The Barrow Downs...

- Ticking towards oblivion! :eek:

- Can See for Miles and Miles and Miles and Miles...

- Numbing brain cells since 1998

- May cause Tolkein-likeness syndrome...

- We'll smoke a Pipe... Organ...

The Barrow Downs: Wondering who the illegal rep dealer is. :Merisu:

I was wondering how many boxes you can get. Now I know. Or is there one more?

Haha, when I first read that I thought it said "loss of sheep." I suppose it fits either way.;)

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The Barrowdowns: Don't worry about the sheep; we'll count 'em for you. :Merisu: