Yes, they kept them in small boxes under their beds and collected as many as possible in a variety of colours.

Q - How did they convince Thorin to join the battle of five armies?

A: They didn't, Thorin actually slipped while he was laughing at the fight on the wall, the other dwarves followed Thorin because they all wanted Thorin's belt incase he died.

Q: What are the ingredients of a Troll?

A: Stone, mutton, and Cockney slang.

Q: Are there peacocks in Middle-earth?

No, the killer platypuses (platypi?) ate them all.

Q: Why didn't Elrond just shove Isildur into the Crack of Doom?

A: Because Isildur would have shoved him into Mt. Doom.

Q: Why did Bilbo leave the Shire on his 111th birthday?

A: moses told him to leave
Q: ARE THERE ANY DRAGONS LEFT ...

A: Yes, the Green Dragon

Q: What ship bore Gandalf across so wide a sea?

A: the wide ship

Q: who does sam like

A: My grandmother's dog.

Q: Why didn't Bilbo kill Gollum when he had the chance?

A - Gollum pressed the fire alarm and Bilbo had to go and line up outside.

Q - Did Radagast ever see Saruman after the fall of Isenguard?

A: no the ents ate saruman


Q: why would you put power into a ring ???

A - It was more subtle than a GIANT HAT!

Q - What did Barrow Wights eat?

A: Oddly enough, they actually really like Ent droppings! :eek: :D

Q: Do you think that Hobbits had foot fetishes?

A: how could they not those furry little feet

Q: how old is frodo at the end of lord of the rings ???

A: Old enough to be your father.

Q:Why was Bilbo chosen to be the Thief?

A - Gandalf had always suspected him as the one who stole his favourite pipe.

Q - When did Morgoth finnaly realise that the other Valar weren't going to join him?

Q - When did Morgoth finnaly realise that the other Valar weren't going to join him?

A: When they rejected Morgoth's secret weapon he had never dared use before, the irresistable never-ending gobstoppers.

Q: What's Legolas' age?

A - 4 and a half. He used stilts most of the time.

Q - Who named Beleriand?

A: J.K. Rowling

Q: What(/who) is Denethor's perfume made of?

A: Whom, my dear fellow, Dr. H. T. Whom, foremost Gondorian scholar of the Third Age, was granted this distinctive posthumous honor.

Q: Did hobbits ever not celebrate anything?

A: No they took any chance they could to drink.

Q:HOW TALL WAS THE TALLEST DWAF

A: Two feet shorter than the shortest dwarf :p


Q: How will Turin manage to kill Morgoth in the Last Battle?

A - By offering him a cup of poisoned gin... then beating him over the head with it.

Q - What were Fingolfin's last words?

A: "Ow! Oof! Ooh! Ouch! Aieeee!"

Q: How, exactly, did the rabbits eat Gandalf?
(I never actually gave it a great deal of thought...)

Q: How, exactly, did the rabbits eat Gandalf?

A: In the same way that wereducks eat elves; anachronistically.


Q: Why are the elves immortal?

A - They're not. But they are ridiculously longeable. But that is only because of a typing error on the best before date when Eru was tyred in the morning.

Q - When was the last time Smaug brushed his teeth?

A: the day before last

Q: WHO KILLED ARAGONS FATHER

A - You did. Don't you remember. :p

Q - How many Trolls does it take to screw in a light bulb?

A: Only one. But he won't finish 'til sunrise, and it's an outdoor bulb, so....

Q: How old was Arwen?

A: 74

Q: DO HOBITS STILL LIVE TODAY?

A: Obviously, they live on the moon, thats why the moon-hobbits never visit us.

Q: Why to Eagles help the elves?

A: Because they are being blackmailed....which leads to the next question:

Q: What could the elves possibly blackmail the eagles with?

A: The secret that the Eagles were actually the Fell Beasts' cousins.

Q: How did Gandalf get a new staff after he lost his old one?

A - There was a staff shop in Rohan. Business was slow and so the owner had been working with Saruman to try and get Gandalf to lose his staff. Funnily enough, he spent more money on the plot that Gandalf did on his new staff.

Q - Did the Balrog really want to kill Gandalf?

A: No, he just wanted to settle the score after their last meeting where Gandalf made the Balrog pick up the check. He "forgot" his wallet.

Q: Did Gollum really want to catch a fish?

A: no he was looking for gold.

Q:HOW DID THE WEREDUCKS EAT THE ELVES???

Ummm, lets not get too far off this thing being Tolkien related shall we! ;) :)

With great relish, on open faced LAAAAMbas bread.

Q: Tell me, where is Gandalf (for I much desire to speak with him)?

A: At the bottom of a pond grappling with a bullfrog.

Q: Who is Gimli?

A: nobody

Q:WHAT IS A WARG