No, Lost World-Chamo-Dinosaur!Lalaith! :D

It's Alive!
 

Looks like this thread won't die for anything short of having its head cut off and placed between its buttocks...:eek::D

For clarification, are we still in the alternative timeline where Lalaith became Goldberry, or have I missed something?

Hey,maybe Maedhros sold Lalaith into slavery! *doubles over laughing*:p

No idea. I think we disallowed that one a while back, and anyway it doesn't really make much difference– Goldberry wasn't a chameleon, either.

Er... yes... maybe he did...

What does that have to do with anything, Urwen?

Nothing.Just another joke.

Btw,check out those:

http://forum.barrowdowns.com/archive...p?t-15695.html

http://digimonforum13.proboards.com/index.cgi

http://www.ghibli36.proboards.com/index.cgi

Why?:confused:

Because you might be interested in them,o,mighty one...:rolleyes:

Ah. Are those last two your forums, Urwen?

The last one is. The middle one belongs to my friend.

And you're seeking members, are you?

Exactly.

I'd join, but I'm not a big enough goat....erm, geek to join another forum. I'm sure one will come along for you though. :)

I second Nerwen - why? Per'aps Urwen is really just a well-disguised spambot...:eek:

And "selling into slavery" isn't the same thing as "killing", so it doesn't even support your argument.

But but but but I said it and was clever about it. Come on now, a little respect. ;)

Yeah, I don't get it either. But I'm sure Urwen has an explanation.

And maybe he then went and ate a gallon of rice pudding! *laughs with you*

Oh wait. That's not relevant either. Nor sensical. At least we're on the same page then! ;)

This is one of those incredibly pointless threads, where everyone knows (or thinks they know) the answer, because this topic has no definite beginning or end, and that is perhaps the very reason why people want to to ON debating about it, even though they know it will never reach an answer.

Er...did that make any sense? O.O

People are debating the answer to this thread!?

Really? I think I must be missing something... :rolleyes:

Did Maedhros kill Laughter? No she was hit by a Volts-Waggon Beatle!

No, everyone else is missing something, as you are quite right- the answer no longer requires any debate. I settled things once and for all here, where I proved that Maedhros did indeed kill Lalaith. Everything after that is completely pointless.
Okay, now you're just being ridiculous! In HoME XIV Tolkien states quite clearly that Morgoth did not unleash his VW Beatles until the War of Wrath against the Valar.

And can I just add that I never imagined in my wildest dreams that a toddler could receive this amount of fangirl love.

Orcs driving VW Beatles! Uh-oh....

I like your analagy except for the eating hand part. Maybe she dug it up, then went gross and dropped it, and, of course, never washed her hands. It would be so much simpler then saying she ate it!

I think the point of this thread now, in so far as it has one, is that we're waiting for Urwen to come up with a remotely plausible Lalaith-saves-the-world scenario.

Without any spine-ripping or mutant goose action, basically.

What is this thread of slander against my dear Russandol, and how did I miss it? He wouldn't hurt a fly, I assure you. A mosquito, maybe... a spider, if I wasn't there to catch it for him, but really. As irritating as the young girls in our household get, he wouldn't harm a hair on their heads, and they have to be far more annoying than Urwen ever was.

Now, as for killing "laughter", he has certainly been known to make an awkward remark now and then that had the effect of, if not actually killing, knocking laughter unconscious for a good while. But that's not the same thing.

Yes. That is what 'remotely plausible' means. :p

Can't you read the sign?

"Please don't feed the trolls."

:p



Is anyone else just waiting to see what Urwen comes up with next? Personally, I'm hoping for metamorphing Oompa Loompas this time. :D

...with flying spork sidekicks! You forgot the flying spork sidekicks! :rolleyes:

*gasps* I did! Oh my soap, I'm sorry! Please forgive me for my oversight!



Can we just turn this thread into "most ridiculous fix-its ever" and get it over with? ;)

*cough* wrong SoF, Rikae *cough*
:p

Not on Livejournal. :p

Oh I see. I didn't realize he was leading a double life.

Urwen, I understand that you will defend Lalaith by any means, and so would I - but don't blame Maedhros for her death! It's not like he took a sword and chopped her in half. If you ask me, it was Morgoth's fault, since it was his evil spell that made so many people sick. If you still blame Maedhros, you've also got to blame the people who told Morgoth about the plans of the elves. AND you have to blame Thingol, Odroreth (I know I got the name wrong - I mean Finrod's brother) and other Elven kings for sending so little troops. If that's still not enough blaming, blame the Valar (ie Mandos) for cursing every deed of Noldor, blame Feanor for making the Silmarili, blame Yavanna for creating the Trees whose light is the reason for the Silmarils to be so beautiful, blame Eru for creating his Children who would then kill each other... Well, you can't really blame anyone above Eru, so I'll have to stop at that. Do you see my point? Morgoth is the most direct and relevant cause for Lalaith's death, and it's not Maedhros's fault that the epidemic came at this specific time and killed this specific girl.

PS: the butterfly incident could happen to anyone - it was also an accident. If you want to prevent a thing like that, you have to spend your whole life in bed.

Why in Middle-earth is this thread still alive?

Why not? We're all trying to get Urwen to agree that Maedhros didn't mean to kill Lalaith. That statement is totally absurd - see my last post for my reasonings.

It's clear now. We're all doomed.
 

This is the thread that never ends,
Yes, it goes on and on, my friends.
Some people started posting here, not knowing what it was,
And they'll continue posting here forever, just because... (repeat ad infinitum)
:eek::eek::eek:

Ilúvatar in Eä...

We're all gonna die O.O

Listen. Even if we give the most logical argument in the history of logical arguments, Urwen shall not listen. That much is clear.

well, then this thread will end when everyone will get bored of trying to reason with Urwen

But....I thought we already had....:eek::rolleyes::confused:

Yes, we had.

What you forget is that Galadriel55 is sturdy like the dwarves and does not tire.

Even in the face of trolls. Oh man, this is just like Middle-earth!