Galadriel, better known as the shelf-monster, is an unusually large rabbit with flippers and spaghetti hair....

Why do dragons have wings?

They dont!
They just glue on a pair of paper ones..just like those damn balrogs.
Why...*ponders*

And your question is. . . ?

I could spell it out for you but i wont...just so other ppl can try and figure it out.

And ill leave you with another one.
What ever happened to melkors feet?

-sorry, didnt mean to make it sound rude like that...

[ August 30, 2002: Message edited by: Keeper of the Feet of Melkor ]

Orome stole cut them off for a hood ornament on his new Rolls-Royce.
What did the Orcs fear more than anything?

They are scared of SPONGEBOB SQUAREPANTS!!! And his best friend Patrick.
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What color are Orcs?

pink scissor colors, with a few brown puffs here and there...


Why is Middle-earth called Middle-earth?

"Endor" was already in use, taken by one George Lucas(you know, the planet he dumped his teddy bear creatures on?!)So Tolkien had to settle for plain old "Middle-earth"!

Question:Landroval was the brother of which renowned eagle?

[ August 31, 2002: Message edited by: Glorfinniel the Lost ]

Are you old enough to remember The Eagles?

Question: When Frodo asks Goldberry who Tom is, what does she say?


Off-topic: I just noticed that an edit to a post does not change the original post in TAT. So I deleted and reposted with my better question.

Bethberry

She says he's the Lay's potatoe chip guy.

Do Elves wear tights? And if so, why?

Why yes, of course! Why? After seeing Robin Hood:Men in Tights, who wouldn't want to?
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Who did Eówyn marry?

[ September 01, 2002: Message edited by: Glorfinniel the Lost ]

Eowyn married Sauron! I thought everyone knew that!
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What is the 'Crack' of Doom?

Let's just say you don't want to know....

What material was the One Ring made out of???


[This is my last post for a while!!! I'm moving to my dorm room for university! Wish me luck!]

The Ring was made of flowers, of course!!

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What did Frodo see in the Mirror of Galadriel?

He saw that he needed a haircut.
..::Why did Saruman join with Sauron, and why did he want Gandalf to join, too?::..

Saruman joined with sauron because sauron threw good slumber parties, and he wanted gandalf to join the truth or dare game!!!

.::Why did aragorn love arwen so much??::.

because she had a lot of money
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Why is there nine people in the Fellowship?

Why <em>were</em> there nine people in the Fellowship?

Because in a combat squad squad there are always nine troops. (seriously, there are)

what is a balrog?

It was a type of dinosaur. In fact, it was the t-rex's fav meal.
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What scared Frodo the most?

sam
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what size shoe did gimli have?

12 1/2.
..::Why did Frodo want to leave for Mordor alone?::..

Cuz he wanted all the orc women to himself!

What was the ring really made of?

Tinfoil spray-painted gold!
Question: Gilraen was the mother of which member of the fellowship?

gilraen II
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who was sauron's psycholohist?

[ September 06, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

gandalf!
who REALLY destroyed the ring?

Me!

Where did Bilbo find the Ring?

floating in the toilet
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how did it get there?

Someone ate it, and, well, you know the rest. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

How come the ring didn't digest?

[ September 06, 2002: Message edited by: Gimli Son Of Gloin ]

Because it was to big
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Why does Aragorn "love" Arwen?

har har har [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Becuase she's such a good cook.
..::Who in the Fellowship dyes their hair, what color did it use to be, and why did he dye it? *wow, that's a lot of questions; and you better answer them all! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]*::..

Sam dyes his hair, it is naturally flaming- red with smoky-black streaks. And why...don't you know...he's a balrog set on revenge! Moorahaha!*
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On the journey, what did the fellowship use for toilet paper?

Legolas' hair because it was nice and soft, (even though Legolas did not enjoy it)
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Why are elves immortal?

Because Iluvatar wanted to keep his first few inventions around, and when they complained, he made the Men not immortal, but the rest were stuck. (Is that funny at all?)

What kind of chain did Frodo keep the Ring on?

Frodo kept the ring on one of those old toilet chains you had to pull to flush!

T/F Question: Was "This space 4 rent" the true inscription on the ring?

False. The ring actually said, "SAURON'S RING. IF FOUND, PLEASE RETURN TO BARAD-DUR. THANK YOU. P.S. IF YOU COULD ALSO SEND A CARE PACKAGE OF COOKIES, I WOULD GREATLY APPRECIATE IT. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]"
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Who was Sam's best man at his wedding?

My teddy bear, Old bear of course. He looked lovely win his top hat.
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Ok long, but I really wanna know this. Who was each of the Fellowship's fave singer or group? Well, actually I know Legolas' is Mad'house and Aragorn's is Sugababes but what about the others?

Everyone else loves Britney Spears man!!!!! Deep down they all do, they just might not know it yet...

How many toes does Gandalf have?

A: 14 toes! 7 for both feet, but I'm not sure if the stub on his left foot is considered a toe [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] (sorry, I'm hyper and am not making sense)

Q: What does the name "Mordor" mean?

Mordor means 'Land Of Pink Flowers'.

How many hairs do hobbits have on their feet?