No matter rain or shine, J.K. Rowling was inspired by Tolkien. Or perhaps she was inspired by Tolkien because it was raining. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Can someone translate this, please?

I'm hooked! Have fun with:

Midly LotR obsessive

brought along our toy bows and shot aarows

Thats a rouggh estimateby the way

He was not very social as a small child, which has carried over to his hood.

Well, theonly bit I can tink of

slowlyb walks over to Boromer

Hes not suposto die yet

at the inn of the prouncing pony
The Prancing Pony, or maybe the Pouncing Pony?

*~Kates~*

aruond... interesting... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Ummmm, please remember that the topic of this thread is not misspellings of all kinds, including chat mistakes, but forum typos that make some sort of sense, though not that which was originally intended!

Yeah, sorry 'bout that!

*~Kates~*

Isn't it obvious that a sow and a hen are forever in a school where there is no oneness? At least that's how I read it...

*****

See? That one has a few words where they meant other ones to be...

I would like to *steel* his lens so he couldn't see anything anymore
(refering to the Eye of Sauron)

If there's electricity going through his Eye, then why not *pout* a great load of water on it

How ammuzing
That's what I thought! Sort of.

^*~Kates~*^

Yikes! I'm all alone out here! Anyway:

what where there porpose
It's obvious what this person meant, but I couldn't resist. I'm a Lewis Carrol fan!

settle his end of the bargin
A mixture of "bar" and "gin" hehe. I really cracked up!

~*Kate's*~

Either she was planning on wheeling the tips around, or she was planning to bury them somewhere on the Downs Forum for one of us to find.

Talking about the Gil-Galad poem.

Can anybody tell me how you guys figure out Sindarin or Noldorin tongue? men, God knows i'm working hard on my German, but i'll take the last Silmaril from Earendil if you teach me some. As for the typos, well, you guys are good enough to spot those cause some readers won't take a second look if they read something strange about the words used. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

From dictionary.com: Hmm...

Swan song,
~Menelien

Okay...Neither can I.

~Kates~

The dark truth is revealed... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

I am afraid I must confess my sin, as this was in MY post.

No, the topic did not make me go *aaaccckkk*, but there are a couple that do.

Isn't a titel a letter in the Hebrew alphabet?

Exactly what do a Buddhist temple and a Hebrew letter have in common? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

My own (but certainly not my precious):
So, the penguins are at his eye, and are packing? What are they packing? Are they preparing to climb the eye?
Mental image of penguins with backpacks traversing up Saurons eye. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Now talk about a tourist trip!

Talk about a contradiction THERE. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

I think that was me! *blushes*

Oh, by the way. I am crying; I am laughing so hard!

[ July 17, 2003: Message edited by: elfearz1 ]

I am having way too much fun with this! hahaha [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

I found this one in a fan fic.
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~Peace~Love~&~Happy~Posting~

bahaha no oat or bond! that's so funny!
ok I got one...

Saruman: would you like me to walk your cart back to your car [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

[ July 18, 2003: Message edited by: elfearz1 ]

Bag guy. lol *mental image of Saruman as the bag boy at a place like Homeland or Wal-Mart.* lol.

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(Chatroom.)
Of course. "Payn" being a practically ancient word meaning "bread"... life is full of bread? No comment there.

Swan song,
~Menelien

Edit[after Earwen's comment]: Dratit all, I forgot... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

[ July 18, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

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Treebeard!

Food for thought?? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I'm sorry, but I couldn't resist.

The chatspeak strikes again!!!!

Sorry, but chatspeak is not really what we're looking for on this thread. I repeat: New forum members frequently use chatspeak when they first post and then realize that we are more careful with our spelling, capitals and grammar here.

I'm not sure whether this counts as a typo, but it was far too hilarious to ignore. Now just how *cough cough* AROUSED *cough cough* are these Huorns? And why in all of Middle-earth, and in the name of Manwë's sapphire-blue boxers, would you be close enough to tell whether a Huorn is aroused or not? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I respect gay people...but this was a mistake of my own on the chat room just now:

Ummm, people? could we at least TRY to keep this PG-13? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Sorry, Estelyn. I just couldn't pass up the chance.

To make up for that:
Crows + turbine = crowbine? Or a mess.

That's the place besides the White Horse, slightly run down, don'tchaknow.

[ July 22, 2003: Message edited by: Beren87 ]

Is she complimenting the newbies, or threatening them with kitchen utensils?

You don't have to be close to tell. Huorns are always Huorny.

Bad pun, phantom!