Ithaeliel: They should have gotten better actors for the movie.

Ellena: I hate elves. Ew, rpg's too. They're so babyish.

I tried!!

nn10: I want chicken, I want liver, meow mix meow mix, please de-liv-er.
Or is that something you would say? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

(licks paw)
did you say something?

Well, actually, they could have gotten a better actor to play... erm... that one dude that they could have gotten a better actor to play. Okay, so I think they all did great. Even Liv Tyler.

Yes, but she stole OUR MAN!!!! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] Ok, so he's not exactly 'our' man... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Hey, you can have him. I am not interested. He's cool and all, but... not interested. *plops Viggo Mortensen in front of Lothiriel* here ya go. Glomp away.

Losthuniel: Neh, talking horses? Please.

Talking Hawk: Fanfiction is pointless and stupid and is vandalism to Tolkien's fine works. And cute ones are especially terrible.

Lothiriel: Aragorn is sooo passe. He's also ugly. And omigod, Chad? Please, just go drown yourself in a tar pit.

Suicidal Elf Chick: Otaku? What the heck is THAT?! And come to think of it, what the heck is up with all this anime? I mean, Yu-Gi-Oh? Sailor Moon? How could anyone like this stuff? (I was once an otaku myself [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img])

Suicidal elf chick: and whats up with the anime goggle eyes, it's soo stupid, and even little girls have-(for fear of a ban, i'll just stop here)

[ August 05, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

Ith, yes SOOOOO something I wouldn't say!!!!!! Good job! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

onewhitetree: I have a question: how many posts until I am a pile o bones? That title is just so alluring.

Riiiight... Onewhitetree is way past being a pile o' bones...

Halbereth: Faery is a well-developed language and so should be used like one! Do not, whatever you do, put down anything and claim it is faery!
Anyone: I didn't know Faery was a developed language...
Halbereth: It wasn't! I just finished writing it.

Heehee...spicky!!! Nice one Ith...u don't have anything against me for that do u ? Like, me faery talk? Oh who cares if u do.
As the faeries say: Ti na soma cetan, lesu min dvill. (If you don't care, no-one else will).

Lush There's no way that I'm going to talk about my private life on the Internet. Mind your own business!

(Thanks for mentioning me, by the way)

Almost anyone: All that stuff that Tolkien left behind is too confusing. Why didn't Christopher just burn it?

Turambar: Your unreasoned drivel has convinced me. Wordsworth was a git.

Gimli: Yeesh? What a stupid word!

NN10: I am just the most beautiful man in the world, don't you agree? Oh, and who's humble anymore? (Note to Naz: I still say you are not ugly. And the second one implies that you put yourself down a lot.)

And Halbereth: Nope, no offense. I think it's funny how you said you could put down anything and it's faery...

[ August 10, 2002: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ]

Neither did I...

Mr. BW: Hey Gimli, wanna be an admin?

Me I think that parodies of Tolkien are evil and despicable. If I see one more I shall lose my temper.

hmmmm, ok so now im confused..faerie is a language?
what about fairy?
or fairie?
or phaerie?

Squatter of Amon Rudh: "I have a splendid idea, dear Lush, let's get hitched!"

How do you know I'd never post that?

Wait, Squatter and Lush are getting married?

We could have an online wedding! And all wear pretty dresses and carry flowers.

*Elenna smiles crazily and starts mumbling about caterers*

Wait, wait, Squatter. Repeat after me: "Viggo Mortenson has NOTHING on me-- And I'm wearing eyeliner JUST like Ewan MacGregor at the Oscars." Okay, she'll be helpless, totally totally helpless. Ready? We're waiting! G'wan, propose!!

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: mark12_30 ]

The BW: Maika, SURE I'll forgive you for saying that I'm cute. You can do that all you want!

...oh, and Squatter, you're the best soccer player in your town, right?? Right!

Did I say that? Did Lush? Wipe the rabid foam from your lips and think again. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

You're mad; quite mad. I'd see what Lush's German beau has to say about that before you get too excited.

O scriptural one: Viggo Mortenson has NOTHING on me (not that he can prove, anyway); and if you catch me wearing eyeliner then you're quite welcome to shoot me on the spot.

No; I'm the worst there ever was. That's me out of the running, then. "Ah what it is to be all alone/ To live forgotten and die forlorn". [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Looks as though you were right, Lush, old thing: these lunatics would tear me to shreds if I said any such thing.

Ah Squatter, it's nice to know that the title fits all, not just the Danes.... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

It may be for you, Maikadilwen; but I'm scared now. I hope that no offence was taken.

Ahem! Squatter doesn't really have to propose to Lush - she already proposed to him many moons ago here!!
Maybe he has finally decided to say "yes"? [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Thanks, Estelyn. And thank-you for reminding me of that deliciously mad thread. How much fun it was too.

A fellow Red Dwarf fan. Hail and well met, sir.

I'll think of a couple so as not to waste this post entirely:

burrahobbit: In order to elucidate the sublime discourse served through the medium of your mellifluous lexicon and my meagre ramblings, allow me to guide you attention to that bastion of Tolkien knowledge, Novices and Newcomers.

Merendis: I here you.

Underhill: Thank goodness I left dreary Pennsylvania behind.

obloquy: In no way am I exasperated with any of you.

Child of the 7th Age: That topic is not worthy of lengthy discussion.

zifnab: I can't find a quote for that.

Ibaimendi: Enough discussion of Dwarves, already.

(sigh)
love on the downs, wonderful isn't it? two decreped corpses in love...

Elen sila lumenn' omentielvo, old boy. "Wait a minute: are you trying to tell me everybody's dead?"

Looks like that's it for me on this thread.

I think it's a White Hole.

And to think you had the nerve to call ME the flirt, Loth..... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

(sigh) you are ALL flirts ok?

I knew someone would say that! You just interpreted it the wrong way. Grr, now I sound mean! Mai, I was joking with you when I said that. I didn't know you'd take it offensively. Ok, sorry, I'll delete my post, k?

Ehrr... what? I was making fun, Loth..... You know... as in "ha ha"..... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Oh well... just one more who's mad at me. Guess I should just get used to it.... [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: Maikadilwen ]

lol.

BW: Gimli, your posts are wonderful and full of content. Would you like a personal title?

Mai, I'm not mad! I'm sending you a PM before Barrow wight gets mad..

Ok, now that I'm done laughing...The one thing my German "beau" would NEVER say is: "Oh dear Lush, I can't go on without you. Here's the money for your plane ticket. Let's get married and raise three beautiful children together here in Nordrhein Westfalen, ja!" *sigh*
Well, despite whatever soccer-playing or eyeliner-wearing vermin I may yet become entangled with after I am done getting over the current one, Squatter will always have a special place in my heart. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
And here is an attempt to stay on-topic:

Lothiriel Silmarien: "Nah, you don't look good. At all. I'm unimpressed. And British accents? Eeew."

mark12_30: "Play in a band? Who? Me? Puh-leeze! What a waste of time!"

burrahobbit: "I'm, like, a total workaholic!"

burrahobbit: "I think that joining a frat would make my life complete."

littlemanpoet: "Do you know what Middle Earth lacks? Brothels! What do those poor Elves do for fun?"

Kuruharan William the Conqueror was a slim, trim, fair-minded philanthropist.

Rimbaud Arthur Rimbaud was a prat; and if one more person quotes Red Dwarf, I'm history.

I dunno if he'll never say it again, but he'll be vewy vewy cawefuw:

Squatter: "How do you know I'd never post that?"

How do you know I'd never post that?