*lol* That was excellent!!!

Himaran

Galadriel: Welcme, Frodo of the Shire....one who has seen the PIE!!!!!
Frodo:...

Oh and, a little while ago we were having study hall, and I took a computer far away from the teachers and got on the BDs. I was reading through this thread, as I hadn't been checking back with it for a while. I was close to bursting from laughter, and then I read Rynoah's...I cracked up so darn loud! I just barely managed to close the BDs window before the teachers came, at least.... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

[ April 02, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

oh ho! this stuff craks me up....

Here's one, The ringwraiths are coming for frodo, the king stabs frodo in the shoulder

Witch-King "Take that"
Frodo "It's my part, you can't have it!"
Witch-king "but i could have made a great hobbit!"
Frodo "It's my part, my preciousss"
witch-king "By the way frodo"
"I"
"am"
"your"
"Father"
Frodo- "noooooooooooo"
Strange voice- "next time on All my Ringwraiths..."

That makes me happy for some reason. Not that you getting in trouble makes me happy, but... uh... meh....

Elrond: "His eye is fixed...."

Gandalf: "... and?"

Elrond: "Give me a moment, I've forgotten the rest of that line."

Gandalf: "Hurry up. I'm sure Sauron isn't happy that his eye is fixed."

Caradhras:
Aragorn: Boromir! Give the ring to Frodo.
Boromir: As you wish. I care not.
(Boromir looks as if he is handing the Ring to Frodo, but he throws it past, dashes around Frodo, grabs the ring and calls over his shoulder)
Boromir: Suckers!

Thanks, Meela! I like to read your posts too. I always thought you were 1 of the funniest.

Alright, this really isn't much of a blooper, but:
ELROND'S COUNCIL:
Legolas:This is no mere Ranger-
*This time, Frodo Lavigne jumps on his chair*
Frodo: He iz a rang-R boi! He said- *Leggers covers Frodo's mouth*
Frodo: Mm, mmmm, mmm.... *still singing*
Elrond: *clears throat* Aaaanyway....

******RATE ME [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] ******
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

Another Boromir-Caradhras one:

Aragorn: "Boromir! Give the Ring to Frodo."

Boromir: (hesitantly) "As you wish. I--OH VALAR! AN OLIPHAUNT!"

(Everyone whirls around looking for the giant beast. When they look back, Boromir has disappeared.)

Boromir: (from afar) "Suuuuuckers!"

Sam: (sobbing) "I wanted to see an oliphaunt, Mr. Frodo! I wanted to!"

[ April 02, 2003: Message edited by: Rynoah, the Overly-Happy ]

Good one, Rynoah!


[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] Lothlorien:
Gimli: Well, here's one dwarf she won't ensnare so easily! I have the eyes of a hawk & the ears of a fox!
Sam: Aaand the butt of a BLACK BEAR!

[img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]
rate me
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

Thank you very much! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Random attempt...

*Celeborn and Galadriel walk down the steps*

Galadriel: We- *turns and stares*

*Celeborn grabs a top hat and a cane and tap dances the rest of the way down, doing the splits at the bottom*

Here's one more

The scene in TFOTR when the ringwraith stabs Frodo.

Aragron catches the ringwraith on fire
Other Ringwraiths- "TED, STOP DROP AND ROLL!"

here's another one...

Aragorn- "Legolas, what do your elven eyes see?"

Legolas- "I see dead people....."

Gandalf falls off the bridge of Khazad-Dum and catches his sword.

*swoooooosh, etc.*

He keeps on falling... and falling...

The Balrog looks down in surprise as Gandalf falls right past him.

Gandalf: dang it...

I think Celeborn is a pothead:

Galadriel:The quest stands upon the edge of- Celeborn!
*Celeborn lights up*
Celeborn: (puff, puff) Weeeewww....!
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Gimli: Cram. *he looks at the bread*
Celeborn: "Special" cram!
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

Bree:
*****

Aragorn: Are you frightened?
Frodo: Are YOU frightened?
Aragorn: Why do you ask?
Frodo: Why do YOU ask?
Aragorn: Are you always this annoying?
Frodo: Are YOU always this annoying?
Aragorn: SHUT UP!!!
Frodo: SHUT UP!!!
Aragorn: AAAAAAAH!!!!! *runs out the door*
Frodo: AAAAAAAH!!!!! *runs out the door*

[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Poor Aragorn!!
Rate me!
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" I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

[img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] I see past thy foul lies! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] You live to get people in trouble! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] (Just kidding, by the way.) Lol!!!!

Out of idiotic curiousity, I watched the cartoon of "The Hobbit".
The Lonely Mountain; Bilbo & Balin-

Bilbo: It smells!
Balin: Sorry.

I'm sure you all get it & I know it's lame. Sorry! Rate me. [img]smilies/confused.gif[/img]
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

Instead of 'Merry? 'What?' 'I'm hungry.':

Pippin: Merry?
Merry: What?
Pippin: I farted.
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Lothlorien-
The Fellowship enters the talan & the Lord & Lady greet them-
Galadriel: Do not let your hearts be troubled. Come now & sit in a circle for you are weary with sorrow & much toil.
*ten minutes later*
Sam: Hey! Hey, guys look! *touches his nose with his tounge*
Legolas: HEHEHEHEHEHEHE!!!!!
Aragorn: (puff) Wheeew!
Frodo: Hey, hey look! I'm Gollum! *rocks Back & forth* My preciousssss! Blaaaaa!!
Merry: What kinda pipeweed is this?
Pip: Look, guys! I'm Gandalf! Fool of a Took! Throw youself in! Meh, meh, meh! I'm Gandalf!
(Boromir looks suspiciously at the joint)
Boromir: What is this new devilry?
Gimli: Balin! Waaaaa!! *sob, sob*
Legolas: HEHEHEHEHE!!!! Hey! Hey! Y'all 'member why I'm laughin'?
[img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]
I know, smoke circle really lame!

Here's another lamer off the top of my head, helms deep, the orc that's running with the powder keg accidentally farts and the keg blows, killing about half of the orcish army.

Another one.
elrond-"you have come to answer the threat of Mordor..."
*Giggling*
elrond-'What's so funny!?"
*elrond looks down and realizes that he's wearing arwens dress*
elrond-"it was a mistake!, i'm not gay!!!"


one more.

*Galadriel pours the water into the seeing pool, and sees that it's blue*

Galadriel- "what sort of devilry is this"

*Pippin sneaks up behind her*
Pippin- "It's not devilry, it's Tidy Bowl!"

The eye of sauron- "It burns!!!, the water burns!!"

Frodo- "So sorry man"

eye of Saron- "It's all good"

Here's another try at this...

The Bridge of Khazad-Dum

(Gandalf turns around on the bridge and raises his staff menacingly.)

Gandalf: (To Balrog) “If you wish it smashed by all means keep moving forward.”

Balrog: “Perhaps an arrangement can be reached?”

Gandalf: “There can be no arrangement.”

(He raises his staff higher.)

Balrog :(Stops his approach)“Well if there can be no arrangement, then we are at an impass.”

Gandalf: “I’m afraid so. I can’t compete with you physically, and you’re no match for my brains.”

Balrog: “You’re that smart?”

Gandalf: “Let me put it this way, have you ever heard of Manwë? Ulmo? Aulë?”

Balrog: “Yes.”

Gandalf: “Morons.”

Balrog: “Really? Well in that case…”

PJ: “CUT!!!! What do you think you’re doing?! Don’t you know your lines?!”

Gandalf: “Certainly. I think we got that take word perfect.”

Balrog: (Consults his script) “Yep. Here PJ, see for yourself.”

PJ: (Reading the script) “The Princess Bride. Once upon a time in the country of Florin…WHAT?! Whose been messing with the scripts?!?!?

(Hobbit snickering is heard.)

[ April 08, 2003: Message edited by: Firondoiel ]

this is my first one so try not to be too harsh [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Caradhras:
Aragorn-Boromir!Give the ring to Frodo
Boromir-.....
Aragorn-Boromir!! hello!!
Boromir-*mumble mumble*
Aragorn throws a snowball, hitting boromir in the head
Boromir-Hey!! oh, you asked for it!**starts a huge snow ball fight**

yeaaa.. i'm tired, sorry

~merenwen~

HEHEHE. *envisions Aragorn and Boromir in a snowball fight* LOL!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

almost too tired to laugh, must make last feeble attempt...

TTT when the riders attack the fellowship.

Legolas- "It's a pack of wolverines"
aragorn- "it's a pack of dogs"
gimli- "It's a pack of squirrels!"

PJ- "Cut!"

Legolas- "It's a bird!"
aragorn- "It's a plane"
Gimli- "It's still a pack of squirrels!"

PJ- "CUT!"

Legolas- "It's a pack of goblins riding worgs!"
Aragorn- "It's a pack of goblins riding worgs!"
gimli- "It still looks like squirrels to me"

PJ- "CUT!, Gimli, it's not squirrels!"

Legolas- "It's a pack of goblins riding worgs!"
Aragorn- "It's a pack of goblins riding worgs!"
Gimli- "It's a pack of.... Bunnies!"

sorry guys it was the best i could do [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

LOL! Great stuff, guys! I think I'd like to see a Boromir-Aragorn snowball fight... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

*sigh* I know. My secret is out now. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Let's see, now...:

(Weathertop. Frodo has just been stabbed and Aragorn leaps in swinging his sword and a lit torch. He chases off all but one Ringwraith and then suddenly whirls around and chucks the torch at him. A spark from the torch flips from the flames and lands in Aragorn's hair. It immediately explodes into flames as the Ringwraith watches in horror.)

Merry: (turning to Pippin calmly as Aragorn runs around trying desperately to beat the flames out in the background) "It's those natural oils. They're highly flammable."

Okay, i'm back for another round.

Helms Deep. Gimli is on the bridge cutting down orcs to the tune of "Oh I wish I Was An Oscar Meyer Wiener"

And then it cuts to legolas doing the knife-fighting thing singing...

"Everybody was Kung-Fu fighting"
*Kills another orc*
"Oh Those kids were fast as lightning"
*Kills another orc*
you get the Idea [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Another version of Weathertop:

*Aragorn sets fire to the wraith and then circles round checking for more*

*spin, spin*

*spiiiiin....*

*Aragorn doesn't stop spinning. The hobbits just stare*

Aragorn: wheeeeeee......

*The Fellowship set off fom Rivendell, travelling over rocks and fields, etc.*

*grab each other's waists*

All: do do do, come on and do the conga...


Or:

*The Fellowship set off fom Rivendell, travelling over rocks and fields, etc.*

Gandalf: The wheels on the cart go round and round...

All (joining in): round and round, round and round...

Yet another post...

Random thought:

*Fellowship leave Rivendell*

Elrond turns and goes back inside. Music starts playing out of nowhere, and Elrond sings a gloomy song about saying goodbye.


Also:

Arwen leaves Rivendell.

Elrond turns and goes back inside. Music starts playing out of nowhere, and Elrond sings a gloomy song about saying goodbye.


Also:

Gandalf falls.

The Fellowship turn and leave Moria, singing a gloomy song about saying goodbye.

[ April 09, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

Okay, here's some time wastin'-
Hollin-
Gimli: ...Gandalf, wecould could pass through the Mines of Moria. My cousin, Balin-
(Legolas comes back)
Legolas: I'm tired of you & your mines! *throws Gimli off a cliff*
Gimli: AAAAAAH!
(After the crebain pass over)
Legolas: I hope my flawless, SHINY hair didn't get us discovered.
Sam: I'm tired of you and you hair! *throws Legolas off a cliff*
Legolas: AAAAAH!
(At Moria gate)
Sam: Goodbye, Bill. *tears*
Frodo: I'm tired of you & your Bill!
(tries to lift Sam)
Frodo: Errrrrr...!
*his arms break off*
To be continued (maybe)....
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

ok here i go again... [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img]

Moria when they first enter and gandalf lights up his staff.....

Gandalf: We have no...(thumps staff on the mines floor will not light up )...choice...(thumps staff again harder this time but still will not light up)
Gandalf mumbling: stupid piece of trash, should have known there was something wrong when I bought it on sale,Stupid Harry Potter got the last good one, argh.........
(the whole time trying to make it light up)

or

Gandalf: We have no...(thumps staff on the mines floor will not light up )...choice...
(in the background the rest of the felowship are discussing something)
Frodo: wait we have an idea..
Fellowship: Clap on (they all clap twice. staff suddenly lights up)
Fellowship: Clap off (they all clap twice. staff suddenly goes out)
*this goes on for quite some time the staff looks like a strobe light. Gandalf starts to break dance.*
Fellowship: Go Gandy its your birthday.
Were gonna party like its your birthday.
Gonna eat lembas like its your birthday.
And we don't give a care if it ain't your birthday.

wait...wait...awwwwww it was almost funny [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Here I go:
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::In the Mines::

Gandalf:*Reading from the book in Balin's Tomb*
Pippin:*Looking curiously at the skeleton*
Others:*Staring in awe around the place*

Gandalf:They are coming...*flinches, waiting for the skeleton to drop. So do the others, but nothing happens*
*.....*
*.......*
Gandalf:*Turns around and finds Pippin missing*
Frodo:Oh no, did Pippin get confused?

Gandalf:Apparently did.
Boromir:Maybe he took you seriously when you said "throw yourself in next time and rid us of your stupidity". After all, this is the 13th take.
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[ April 09, 2003: Message edited by: Captin_Faramir ]

*They have just entered the Mines*
Gandalf: (lights staff) Ah, I certainly am glad I changed the bulb before we left!
*Incedent with the Watcher in the Water happens*
Gandalf: Into the Mines!!!
*They run in. The ceiling falls, blocking the doors*
Gandalf: We have but one choice: We must face the long dark of Moria. (tries to light staff. Nothing)
Gandalf: I don't understand! I just changed this bulb!
*Several failed attempts later*
Frodo: Gandalf? You forgot to change the batteries, didn't you?
(A few dark hours later. The hear a match scrape, smell funny smoke & see a tiny light)
Pip: Orcs! (jumps in Merry's arms)
(They turn & see Celeborn in a corner)
Celeborn: ~puff~ Would you care for a smoke???

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Here's one, legolas is killing orcs like crazy in helm's deep and he says "Gandalf's right!, womens underwear DO make you more accurate!" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

That was good, One Axe...
here's a continuation, of yours-
Aragorn: Hey! No pantyline!
Gimli: Grr...I'm rrriding up...
*Legolas & Aragorn look disgusted at the thought of Gimli's "problem"*
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

Gandalf reading the last pages of the diary in Balin's tomb. "and they all lives hapily ever after.. the end.."
*strange looks from the fellowship.*
"ok well i think that about it, c'mon, its not far to the bridge now.."

On the bridge in the mines...

Gandalf: Fly, you fools.

*Fellowship takes out a portable grill and some toast*

Gandalf: FLY!!! Not Fry!! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

*Gandalf falls*

Legolas: Hey, look. You can't see any panty lines on Gandalf either.

Aragorn: I wonder where he got those.

Gimli: Looks like Victoria Secret.


I know, that wasn't that funny. I'm kinda tired.

[ April 11, 2003: Message edited by: merry03 ]

Gandalf: Fly you fools!

*fellowship shrugs and suddenly begins to take off from the bridge.*

Yea, that would look hilarious!!

OK, my turn:

Saruman speaking to Sauron in Orthanc: What does the Eye command?

Sauron: Uh.......I think I need some mascara. My eye doesn't look scary enough.

Saruman: *Hmph......

OK, that was my first try ever so it wasn't so funny

[ April 13, 2003: Message edited by: The Evenstar ]

Here's one

*Aragorn comes up to Legolas and gives him a wrapped present*

Legolas- "You remembered!"

Aragorn- "How could I forget your birthday?"

*Legolas opens the box and finds a pair of skimpy underwear*

Legolas- "Um.. Aragorn, I asked for a new BOW-striing, not a new G-string"

(To anyone who's seen 'Paint Your Wagon')

*Leaving Rivendell*
Legolas: (singing) I was born under the Evenstar. I was BORN under the EVEN-starrr...
(rest of Fellowship joins in)
PJ: Cut! Orlando, guys, this is NOT a musical.
Sam: Sure it is! It's called 'Paint Your Mithril'.

WARNING: Blooper may contain high levels of lame-oxide. You have been warned.
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"I don't know half of you half as well as I should like; and I like less than half of you half as well as you deserve."

(don't know if this has been done)

Frodo: I will take the ring to Mordor, though I do not know the way.

*Gandalf strides over to Frodo and places a hand on his shoulder*

Gandalf: I believe some sort of map is in order, then.

*strides off*