This is getting good!

*Grabs enough Cookies for a year*

Secret exits ftw. :p

I'm getting worried...The King Bus looks scary with those new wheels. :eek:

I've been reading old Downers today (it shows how much of a life I have). They are wonderful and amazing and hilarious! I'm glad that I was there to read them when they were posted.

Erm. This is very important to the rest of the world, I assure you.

The time draws nearer for the 200th edition of the Downer!
Don't let the man get you down. Or up. Or whatever you kids do these days...

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Week199.png

Peter meets an old foe

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...Episode106.png

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

So, grab your faces and duck behind a duck! P&A is about to get a lot more strange. There may be guests and nests, for all you know.
Also, next week's Downer will be a multi-page extravaganza! With more shoes, beards, beef and boskin than you can shake a mule at!

Funny, I thought that the biggest beard the world had ever seen lived in my cupboard. I guess it must have escaped. I knew I should have put higher security measures on it!:rolleyes:

Damned drink machine!


Two pages! Cool!

*waits patiently, hopes name is in there somewhere*

Have you seen the Oxonmoot edition in 2008 and the 100th edition of the Downer? They were great! If you haven't you should read them. :D

okay, I'll search it.

Great! They're multipage as well!

http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpos...&postcount=661

That's the only thing I could fine...? I'll keep looking

How do you do that "Click here" thing?

http://forum.barrowdowns.com/showpos...&postcount=929 and that

Hyperlink. Then you can type 'Click here'. You can PM me, lest we chat on a thread.

The second link you have is the first bit of the 100th edition.:D

Okay, thank you.


*goes off to read*

Before I forget, it's time for your second dose of Phalian!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...Episode107.png

Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien in these confusing and silly stories I'm weaving around, you can look back though the...

PHANTOM AND ALIEN
COMIC ARCHIVE THING

Who knew lommy could be so... harsh? :eek:
Just don't insult penguins while she's around otherwise that hat will get in all sorts of unpleasant places...

So that's what she looks like.

Aww. It's grumpy Lommy. :D

I didn't think the hat came off cause of the penguin.

So, the time has come for the unusual, the strange and the randomly golden, 200th edition of the Downer Newspaper!
Special thanks to...

TGEW, loslote, and Laurinquë for writing extra special stories for this paper and it's inside stories. ENJOY OR EAT YOUR OWN HAND!

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Week200.png

More pages to come...

Keep up with the news!

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http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...h/Week2002.png

http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...h/Week2003.png

The Phantom and Alien will return on Thursday with the usual madness and mayhem that entails. We'll find out how Pope Formy is doing!

I Approve!
 

GO ROBOTIC TOLKIEN! We're all behind you, attempting to push you over!


Such wonders! You have done a great job with this Hookbill! However, that picture of custard looks more like applesauce. :p I'll eat it anyway though, I love custard.

I think I can recognise the writing (even mine!), but who exactly is responsible for what? Whoever you are, you did a good job! :D

And I'm waiting for those missing pages you know. 1-27.2, 27.4-856, and 858-91,856.

Go BWH!
 

The BWH has a better chance of winning, besides he'll do less damage!

WAHOO! I was mentioned twice!! Those darn kids! I put paint on my door mat, and when I answered the door, they threw it at me!

What does a Deputy Prime Minister do?:D (besides make up crazy things that random people didn't say :P )

Loslote, Rune doesn't like you any more.

Custard looks like vanilla pudding. Yum!

Phew, they didn't find my fingure prints at the ba-....you didn't here it from me...


Edit: in the middle of typing this Safari messed up lost everything and I had to type it from the Google app

It's because you're now everyone's favourite Downer. You liked my bean story then? ;)

Yes I do. Thank you very much!



Edit: Everyone's favorite Downer? How so?

Because Hooky and I both included you in our stories somehow. :) Revenge for the poor baked beans! I had just ran out of them when I wrote that and was distressed.

Because I was going to write a story about you too. :p


Oh, Hookbill, that was amazing! Especially the newspaper being gold. And some nice photoshopping you've done there as well. :D

I wrote the All-Sport piece and the Invading Barrow-Wights piece. I also made the advert. :Merisu:

My dear BeiGe, Rune and I have a very complicated relationship involving attempts to frame and/or assassinate each other on a regular basis due to our meat -or not really meat, in my case - making rivalries. :mad:

Wow! I'm famous! (Though I did post something about wanting to be mentioned...)


How do you get to write stuff?


I want to see this!

You just pm Hooky with an article you've written and, if it's the right length and he doesn't have something else already planned, he might put it in.

And don't worry; read the Downer long enough and articles about this feud will turn up. They always do. :rolleyes: (Of course, after he got me stuck in jail, I had less free time to destroy him, but I still do my best. :Merisu:)

You know, when I mentioned something about wanting to be in the Downer I got hacked to death for it. Be careful what you say around Hookbill (or anybody else writing for the Downer) because he might take it and do something ridiculous. It gets even worse when he has access to pictures of you. :p

EDIT: Hookbill will edit an article you send in too if need be. So you really can't go wrong. And it helps the editor to be less stressed, which means that he is funnier, which is always a good thing. :)

Someday I plan to read it all. Starting now.

All of the pictures of me have a password that even I can't type. (just tried it the other day, couldn't do it, I kinda wonder how everyone else does it :rolleyes:) But I don't really care, as long as its not personal. *prepares to get hacked to death*

Ah, it's only personal if you make it. ;)

You can't take pictures of yourself?

I meant someone else.

Yeah, on FB if you add me *makes sticky note not to add Hookbill* I don't have a camera but my computer does.

I. . . see.

But Hoobill only exploits pictures of Rune (so much). So you're relatively safe; unless, of course, you are doing something relatively ridiculous, or that he can photoshop, or both. :rolleyes:

Wha..? I'm confused. He only uses pictures of Rune? ?

No. He excessively uses pictures of Rune. I guess he is easier to poke fun at? I don't know. Hookbill's logic always confused me a bit.

Confuses me too

I refuse to acknoledge this trend! Rune deserves no publicity! None, I tell you! :mad:

Wait...that means I shouldn't be talking about this now...ups...:rolleyes:

He didn't even have an advert this time around. Be happy. He was only in an article (that I wrote :p).

Well done, (the) Master Hookbill! Congratulations on your bicentennial anniversary.

Hooray for the Golden Bicentennial Downer! Tolkienator Rules!
++Hookbill, TGEW, Lottie and Lauri for Pulitzer Prize (or wraith-world equivalent thereof)
Also, ++Aunt Bob's Letters for regular column!

BG, being mentioned in the Downer is a rare honour, only surpassed by having Hookbill single you out to poke fun at. And like becoming a Fenris Wolf, "This is something that one doesn't seek out it is thrust upon one." (Mithalwen)
(By the way, don't think you're safe just because you haven't posted any photos of yourself. He can make you post some, if he so chooses - I know from experience:D.)

If Hookbill's logic doesn't confuse you, chances are that you are Hookbill.;)

Oh dear. Doesn't bode well for me then. :D