Elf behind Elrond: That bird just pooped on me.
Elrond: I will not laugh, I will not laugh...

(Seriously, that picture is freaky)

-Must keep smiling, must be supportive, must not laugh at his beard...

Elrond: Oh God, Arwen, Didn't I tell you not to eat those eggs?

Elrond: *Must be a supportive father, Must not laugh at the roll of toilet paper hanging off Arwen's back, Must be a supportive father...*

Glorfindel (or the Elf right next to him): *must not laugh, must not laugh*

Elrond: *smiling nervously* Glorfindel, would you mind removing your hand from my derriere?

On the subject of the Elf on Elrond's right, who may or may not be Glorfindel, I always thought Elves were supposed to be the fairest of beings. That guy looks more like a Bulgarian drag queen. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Smiling strangely wonderously but really thinking 'Estel I have you a whole host of Elven warriors and what did you do to them? Pray tell where are they? Well I know, there buried in a mound six feet under!! That's where they are!! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

(I must agree with Saucepan Man, it looks very much like he's wearing a bit too much blush, among other things) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Bulgarian? Bulgarian??? What's wrong with you people? Wait...*looks closer at the picture*...oh, yes, definitely Bulgarian. My bad.

Anywhen...

Elrond: This is the last time I'm using botox!

---------or---------

Elrond: I am pretty, oh so pretty...
Elf behind him(Glorfindel, if you say so): Ha! You wish.

----Glorfindel?-----

Glorfindel(mutters): Rolestealer must die!
Mrs. Telcontar: Is there something you wanted to say, Glorfindel?
Glorfindel(hangs head): Nothing...

Later days! [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]
->Elenrod

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Narrator above them: "What would you do for a Klondike bar?"

A recurring theme ...

Pippin: Help me, I'm melting!!!

Pippin: Oh, if my mommy could see me now!

Pippen: Hold up everyone...I just lost my contact. I think it fell right about here...

for the pippin picture:

sam: i wish we had a slip and slide... *sniff*

pippin: no, no wait! look! we can make our own slip ans slide!

sam: out of liquid cow dung? but, in hobbiton we used mud?

Pippin: same old, same old...

WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!! IT'S SO FUN! I CAN'T BELIEV- "Splat!"

pippin landed in a large ol' cow pile...

Sam [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] Shaking head) still isn't the same old, same old...

i'm sick i know. But i can have dreams too you know! ( including Boromir... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/redface.gif[/img] )

For Elrond's pic:
Elrond: Gotta smile...though the Elf beside me stinks...

For Merry and Pippin:
Pippin: Didn't we start swimming in the Brandywine River? How did we get here?

Pippin: This is how we swim, see? Come on, Sam, don't be a chicken and try it!
Sam: But the water is so yucky. Ewww!

the Elrond one is too disturbing for me...
LOL!! And that ain't Glorfindel! ::shudders at the thought::

Pippin: OOOH I'M MELTING! What a world!
-or-
Pippin: Merry! I can't feel my legs!
Merry: That's because your waste deep in troll manure.
Pippin: Really?
Merry: Yes.
Pippin: YAY!

Ok, those were weird, but I had to say something.

Pippin: Where did I put my armbands? I CAN'T SWIM!!!!!!!!

I will transfer to Pippin my thoughts:

Pippin: Valentines is coming! Flee now if you value your soul!

Sam: Even swim through that?

Pip: Why, yes...in case someone catches you, you will no longer be appealing, as your pheromones will be masked by the stench.

Sam: You're hopeless...I'm coming back to Rosie.

And thus, my stand has been established.

Flee now! Valentines is coming!
-&gt;Elenrod

Pippin: *frantically scrabbling in the water* Uh... Merry? I think we've got a problem. I seem to have dropped my Longbottom Leaf.

Merry: Oh that's all right, I still have some.

Pippin: That's the problem. I took yours last night while you were sleeping.

Merry: Nooooooo!!!!!!!

Sam: Why, oh why, did I have to be this loyal to Master Frodo?

Sam: You stupid foolofatook! *pushes*

Pippin: Hey! I'm telling my mommy on you!

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"ALRIGHT! WHERE'S THE MOFO WHO SOLD ME THE SUNBLOCK?"

ELROND (a la Dr Evil): Bwahahahahahhaha! bwahahaha! Prepare the giant " laser" .

Elrond: SUMMON THE BIG GNOME!!!

ISILDUR!! Drop that ring!! Drop iiiit...

Elrond: All right, who's the idiot who painted a target on my back?!?!?!

Listerine Ad
 

Elrond: My breath's so fresh, I can't keep the Orcs away.
Orc: We want to kiss you Elrond!!!
Voiceover: Listerine Orc-breath. In case you're kinky enough to try. Available everywhere

Later days! :cool:
->Elenrod

"Yawn....(while thinking to self 'I'm getting too old for this kind of stuff'.

for Elrond Smiling pic-
Elrond- Psst! PJ? Can you yell cut now? Come on PJ it's killing me. My lips don't naturally turn at this angle. PJ? PJ?!
Other Elf- Aren't my eyebrows hot?

hope you like!;)

Goo-OOOrgoroth where the Orcs come sweeping down in waves! And the wavin' wind, the Dark Lord spins and Isildur completely ruins the day!
(Tune of "Oklahoma")

Elrond: Who ate the last piece of ginger cake! You know that I must have the last piece of ginger cake!

Or

Elrond: Are you insulting my fashion sense!?

Boink!
 

Elrond's friends are trying to throw candy into his mouth. Maybe elves have better aim than my friends, but I bet they still miss most of the time. (Yes, I have had experience with this sort of thing. They kept hitting my nose!)

Elrond: 'Alright fellow Elves, you know what we're here for. Sauron borrowed my lovely frock and he refuses to give it back!
CHARGE!!!!'

Other Elves ' hey we were told it was to stop his evil dominion of Middle Earth, oh well we're here now and we don't want to march all the way back for nothing'

yes its lame:o

"WAAAAH!" Gandalf stole my teddy bear!"

AAAARRRRWWEEEN!

'Hey Sauron, what's that big clunky golden piece of crap hanging from you knuckle. Oh I see, Its your preciousss, looks like an eyesore to me!!'
The only way they were able to get Sauron out to fight :eek: ooo are they in for it.

"Aragorn! Give me back that ring!" (That could apply to the Ring of Barahir, or the One Ring, or Vilya.)

Elrond's reaction when he was faced with a dance-off with Britney Spears.

For the 1st one:
Aragorn: *They are such idiots.*
or
Legolas: *Is that-? Oh no! It is! A fan girl!* *runs away*

"You! What do you owe the world! How do you own disooordeee-eerr! Now! Somewhere between the sacred silence, sacred silence and sleep. SOOOOOOOOMMMMEEEWHERE! Between the sacred silence and sleep, disorder, disorder, disooo-hhoooooorder!"

(Every time I hear that song, I think of Elrond screaming for some unknown reason. Huh.)

*turns to the group of highly impressionable children sitting on the floor, looking innocently up at her*

This is what happens when you make ugly faces at people, children! Your face freezes!