I think it's time for a new pic, don't you?

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.co...d_entrance.jpg

Voice off screen: Steady! Steady!
The three contestants for the Middle Earth Race were eagerly awaiting Treebeard to announce the start.

I can see this as the start to some TV special

Vioce over: WEEEEEEEEEEEE are the cahmpionssssssss my friends!

Or

Gimli: Jeez Elf, you sure you dont want to nance off right about now?

Legolas: I dont nance.

Aragorn: Sure you do.

Legolas: No i dont!

Aragorn: Look, ill show you!

Legolas: Real mature... heaven help Gondor when you are king!

Legolas: *thinks to self* All right, you can do this. It just involves getting your hair dirty. It's all right, you can do this. Remember, For Gondor, For Middle-earth! You're doing this for Middle-earth!

Aragorn: Bloody hell! Where's Arwen when you need her?

Gimli: Come on! Let me at 'em!

Theoden(thinking in his head): hmm, hmm. wow. that was a wonderful breakfast i wonder what they used...

suddenly theoden gets stomach charmps and feels like he's going to explode!:eek:

Theoden(thining in his head): Ah!!! no, not when i'm a horse! please don't! have mercy onions! Eowyn why or why did you use onions!?


- the ka:smokin:

Gimli: Did somebody call for the exterminator?

Later days! :cool:
->Elenrod

Legolas: thinking*** Theres no place like home, theres no place like home...

Gimli: Time for my calming rituals.....*zones out to meditate*.....oooooooooooowaaaaaaa..........

Aragorn (thinking): *Iluvatar, PLEASE kill him! PLease!*

Legolas: I am not obsessed with treasure........I am not obsessed with treasure........OOOOH! COOL SKULL MEDALLIONS!!!! *runs into cave* THEY'RE MIINE! ALL MINE!!!!!! *vampirelike growl*

Aragorn: Hey! You never told me you had Feanor Syndrome!!!!

Gimli: Oooooooowwwwwwaaaaaaa.........

Gimli: C'mon! We can take them! *raises axe*
Legolas: A hundred thousand against three...fair enough. *draws bow*
Aragorn: Uh, guys...*sees Elrond singing "Toxicity" like mad*...I think we should leave now.

Gimli: You see? Elves aren't the only ones who can glow. :p

Legolas: Stupid dwarf. :mad:

Aragorn: Idiots. :rolleyes:

Aragorn: "Awwww, Gimli, (exasperated sigh) I can't believe you scorched the souffle AGAIN!!!

Legalos: (shakes head and thinks to self) 'Oh, great... another night of ill-nurtured dwarvian food'. (Sighs deeply.)

Gimli: "S'all right gents, I'll just scrape off the burned parts and we'll be eatin like kings before you can say, 'Who chewed the food'?

Arod: Hi, fans!

That's it. :smokin:
->Elenrod

Aragorn: Hey who took our picture?! Ouch that flash was bright!

Legolas: Whee! Look stars and birdies...and butterflies and octopusses and smurfs and...

Aragorn: Erm, guys?
Legolas: Yeah whatever.
Aragorn: Erm, guys!
Gimli: We've heard it before, Aragorn, last time it was the spotted octopus attacking.
Aragorn: Erm, I really think you should look, guys.
Legolas: Pull the other one, my hair is more important.
Aragorn: Take cover! *Dives. Legolas + Gimli are splatted by purple spotted octopus*


OK, that was random...

Frodo: No! A BEE STING! AM Allergic to bees! Im gonna die!!1

Faramir: Oh, no. Pity...(evil mumbling laughter- the ring will be mine!)

Hehehe...

PJ: SHUT OF THE SMOKE MACHINE! NOW!!!

Orlando: *cough* *cough* Dying...

Arod: Aragorn, where are you taking me?

Aragorn: The Rohirrim are trading you to us Rangers for a billion dollars.

(Get it?)

I've got a feeling it has something to do with sports...
 

Oh, well.

Arod: In case you were wondering...

Brego/Hasufel/SomeothernamePJinventedtowintheOscars: We won the Oscars!

I'll stop.
->Elenrod

I've been gone a long time. I will put up a new picture:

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/...bookfloppy.jpg

So I'm reading the Cat in the Hat. Wanna make something of it? (From Oddwen)

Am I scholarly looking enough for you? (Also from Oddwen)

Well, Elrond, I proved you wrong again. As you see, I can read! Now can I marry your daughter? (Again, Oddwen)

(C'mon, Ollie, brainstorm!)

Uhhh....T-Th-...t-heh, t-heh, d'oh! (Guess who?)

Wow! New pic!
 

Aragorn: See? Balrogs do have wings.

Later days! :cool:
->Elenrod

Aragorn looks up and sees Boromir...

Aragorn (thinks to self): 'Ahh...now is a good opportunity to try out some of this advice...' (is reading "How to Win Friends and Influence People")

Aragorn thinking to himself *hmmm... this book about how to be more elvish looking is really useful.O look here comes Boromir I wonder if i can fool him.*
^^Aragorn sits up, straightens his shoulders, and tries to look graceful and wise.^^
Boromir: "Your no elf."
Aragorn Thinking: *Crap, if i can't fool him into thinking I'm Elvish how am I going to get Elrond to let me marry his daughter.*sigh*


Peace,
Vuelve:smokin:

Aragorn: Ú-chebin estel aniwu.....anini........*sighs* Mother always said I'd need reading glasses..........:mad:

Re: That picture. No, that one. Yes.
 

Aragorn: How come Borrums' not in the script?
PJ: He died, remember?
Aragorn: OK, how about Haldir?
PJ: He died, too.
Aragorn: He died? He didn't die.
PJ: He did, in my version.
Aragorn: Well, not from what I read.
PJ: Well, I won an Oscar. What does that tell you?
Aragorn: That you still didn't follow the book.
PJ: Look, you're the actor, I'm the director. I direct what you act, where you act, and when you act. OK?
Aragorn: OK, but where's Haldir?
PJ turns into the Incredible Hulk, except he's blue, and short, and hairy, so it's more like the Incredible Smurf-like Hobbit.

That was weird. :rolleyes:
->Elenrod

Aragorn: Aragorn stinks, he hasnt taken a bath in like three years.... Very funny Boromir! One slight correction, it has been two years, and next time, dont leave your diary where other people can read it.

Aragorn:where is arwen?
arwen: here combing legolas's hair.
aragorn:what you legolas:mad:

Aragorn: What do you mean I'm holding the book upside down?

or

Reading: "How to become King For Dummies"
or
Frodo walks in "hey Aragorn what are you reading?"
Aragorn "nothing, nothing at all" hides book behind his back
Frodo "Does that say how to become king for dummies?"
Aragorn "of course not, i read that last week this one say how to convince elves to give me their daughters......d'oh":eek:
"gotta go see ya Frodo!" runs off.:p

Boromir: OoOoO! :eek: What is THAT?

Aragorn: Breakdancers United Magazine........

Boromir: Nooooo.....that looks suspiciously like my Disco King Weekly. GIVE IT BACK!

Aragorn: No, I'm telling you it's for BREAKDANCING.

Boromir: What is this 'breakdancing' that you speak of?

*Legolas calmly enters the room wearing goth pants and a black T-shirt that says "OBVIOUSLY YOU'VE MISTAKEN ME FOR SOMEONE WHO CARES' in red Tengwar Script*

Legolas: Ahem....allow me.......*takes out a boombox that begins to play "Days Go By" and starts breakdancing*

Aragorn: See? It's gracefully cool, yet daring at the same time..........Breakdancing is the latest Elven craze.........

Boromir: Loser....HOW DARE THOU MOCKETH ME! FEEL MY HORRIBLE WRATH FOR I AM THE DISCO KING!!!!

Aragorn and Legolas: Whatever.

How about...

The Idiot's Guide to Shaving

Or

Harry Potter and the Philosopher's Stone


Aragorn: *Pulls out pinoty stick and points it at random elf out of picture* Lumos! *Nothing happens* Darn!


By the way, my brother gave me the spell, HP freak that he is.

Aragorn: Hmm, what's it called? There and Back Again, eh. Not a bad story, Bilbo. But what it's really lacking is a shady ranger type who turns out to be the lost heir to a kingdom, and who heroically rescues his companions time and time again, turns the tide of every battle that he's involved in, reclaims his throne, is loved and adored by everyone and marries his childhood sweetheart who just happens to be the spitting image of the most beautiful Elf that ever walked the ...

... Bilbo?

Hamlet Reference
 

Boromir: What do you read?

Aragorn: Words words words... WORDS!!!!!

Yeah yeah...but it is only because my Shakespeare class just spent 4 weeks on Hamlet.

Hehe....

What if Aragorn was reading 'How To Take A Bath After A Two Years Absence', and then Boromir came and interrupted him, and Aragorn cancelled the bath so he could watch Boromir cutting himself with Narsil?

That made no sense what-so-ever...
I'm really tired, and should get some sleep :o

Building off that and a personal experience...

Aragorn: No, it's right side up. Look! *Turns book around so the text can be seen, which is indeed right side up*

Hah, it's so fun to trick people like that!

Aragorn: What do you mean, there is no Tom Bombadil? I have the book right here.

A new picture...
 

http://img19.photobucket.com/albums/...ingonarock.jpg

Gimli? Have you found my contacts yet?

Thinks: If I can stand here for long enough, maybe the nice sheep over there will give me a lift to Pizza Hut...

Hmm...are those Crebain way over there? Better let them get closer and then I can be sure.

Lovers' Quarrel. Don't interrupt.
 

Legolas: Is that Gimli...with someone else?! GIMLIIIIIIIIII!!!!!!!

Anyone, doesn't matter who: Hey, Legolas, what are you doing?

Legolas: Oh, just standing here looking heroic.

Legolas: Now, bring me that horizon........da da da da da da da.....and really bad orcs. Drink up, me hearties, yo ho! :D

What a lookout...
 

Legolas: Pretend to look, pretend to look, pretend to look...

Adapted from a very old episode of Will and Grace. Blasted reruns!