. . . roasted extra-crispy, with gravy on the side. Speed now my delivery; where's the nearest KFC?

The Valar be my witness, I would rather have it so. Rather a . . .

dull morning ain't it?

Gandalf: They're not all...

friendly looking as they are said to be. What shall we...

do with you Peregrin Took? Throw you down a well?

Gandalf: Is it not a law...

to not spit in public unless its between 5:00 and 7:00 on and even day and where the king has picked his nose three time, not 2, and not four, and six is right out.


"I go to my fathers. And even in their mighty company I shall not now be..."

Wearing a dress.

"Then I will wish this fortune for your comfort Gimili," said the Elf,"that you may...

"Then I will wish this fortune for your comfort Gimili," said the Elf,"that you may...

never see PJ's Lord of the Rings for it will make you exceedingly wroth.

Orc: Don't you know we're...

...misunderstood! i wanted to be a Weather-Man but noooo we don't take a bath in a couple months and we're titled as "THE FORCES OF DARK"



"I am a cook myself, and I cook better...

when everyone's had at least a few drinks, if you get my meaning sirs." :D

"Our peril will be greatest just..."

put a happy face on.

Half Hopeful and half afraid of some new danger, Frodo and Sam now both...

looked for wild garlic.

"If you think I'm so damaged..."

...then try to fix me up again.

Well, perhaps it is not true to say they could see nothing: they could see...

their hands in front of their faces.


A day may come...

I'm back! ^^
 

. . . when Ulmo comes to tell us about that new underwater theme park he's opened in Nargothrond.

Take me now and bear me to the . . .

Take me now and bear me to the . . .

Golden Perch.

The world is...

The world is...

Pink.

Shortcuts make long...

delays but Barrow-wights make longer ones.

One thief...

...is lonely, but two are a conspiracy.

It is too distant to make out. It is like...

a wererabbit.

You don't belong...

...in my world. Leave now.

Boromir would never...

stoop to do hip-hop because he's the Disco King.

But mortals have not...

...chewed anything so runny and wooden while jumping on a violet ork using only their ears.

Let Melian keep them! And I will leave them in...

peace if you stop them from consuming my sandals.

In a hole in the...

...space time continuoum, there lived an alien force of robots.

Do not meddle in the...

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Do not meddle in the...

....ways of others

YOU HAVE NICE MANNERS ....

for a sanctimonious hypocrite, Mithrandir.

If they come to bargain...

If they come to bargain...
... kill them all and take there left shoe


THEY ARE .....

just a bunch talking trees so don't trouble yourself, Grima.

I am a servant of...

A: darkness.

Q:WHO...

Will Join my quest for world domination?

Would you like me to describe it for you.....

...or would you like to experience being whipped by a Balrog yourself?

At the south end of...

At the south end of...

Laketown lies the home of Bard, the village pessimist.


Saruman I knew...

... well, not in the biblical sense.


Aragorn: What say you?

Will you kill Peregrin Took or will I have to do it myself?

Not safe to stay in...

. . . Bilbo's hole; he's been having structural problems.

There are older, and fouler things than . . .

...Barbara Walters, though I can't think of any right off hand, except maybe Donald Trump's hairpiece..."

'It's most unfair,' said Pippin. 'Instead of...

'It's most unfair,' said Pippin. 'Instead of...

letting me have my say you're always telling me to shut up.

"I have never been out of.."

Wild Turkey™ or pre-approved credit offers. (coincidence? ;))


Boromir: "To the tall isle I will go, but no further. There I shall turn to my home, alone if my help has not earned... "

...those superpowers Gandalf promised me.

Not all those who wander...

Not all those who wander...

are stalking celebrities.

What has it got in its...