The Barrow Downs

- Home of John Fillis (you have been warned)

- Just like inhaling custard

- The result of lazy murderers and even lazier undertakers.

The Barrow Downs- It's yours for the taking

The Barrow Downs- Join us if you can

The Barrow Downs- You've never seen anything quite like it (and you never will)!

The Barrow-Downs: And that's all there is too it.

or Conversely-

The Barrow-Downs: Too complicated for mere mortals.

or;

The Barrow-Downs: SEX, DRUGS AND ROCK AND ROLL [small print]not included[/small print]

The Barrowdowns:

- Cheesey on the eyes.
- Chat skwerl friendly. Chat skwerl approved.
- Om-nom-nom-nom!!

You know when you've been Barrow-Downsed!
 

The Barrow-Downs: You know who we are
The Barrow-Downs: Where everyone goes at at night
The Barrow-Downs: The reason all those people disappeared
The Barrow-Downs: Black is the new wight
The Barrow-Downs: The reason people lock their homes at night
The Barrow-Downs: The abode of Hookbill the Goomba
The Barrow-Downs: Where the wights roam free
The Barrow-Downs: Have another bite/slice

The Barrow-Downs: Most things this fun are illegal.

The Barrow-Downs: Bribing the government to keep us legal since 1586.

Reviving a good ol' thread
 

The Barrow-Downs: Where triple posting is only considered acceptable on the "Terry Slogan" thread.

The Barrow-Downs: Yum!

The Barrow-Downs: The house-trained website

The Barrow-Downs: We didn't kill nobody! (Wait, that's a double negative. So we did? Shut up you!)

edit:
Or following on from this:
The Barrow-Downs: What has it got in its pocketses?

The Barrow Downs
Not associated with The Borrow Drowns (The Puppy Downing Organisation)

The Barrow Downs: The Tolkien you need whether you want it or not.

: What Tolkien didn't say, but should have.

: Everything you ever wanted in a Barrow: and less.

The Barrow-Downs: Sleeping is overrated anyway

or

The Barrow-Downs: Why not?

or

The Barrow-Downs: Once we've got you, we've got you

or (after signing up)

The Barrow-Downs: If you can see this you're already at the point of no return. Have a nice day!

The Barrow-Downs: It's organic!

The Barrow-Downs: Dirt never lies

The Barrow-Downs: Almost the same shape as Nepal

The Barrow Downs: where up takes six feet of digging.

The Barrow Downs: Just because we're evil spirits, it doesn't mean we're not nice!

The Barrow Downs: Where no-one is afraid of the dark.

(and a more Tolkien themed one:)
The Barrow Downs: Secretly forming a rebellion against the Witch-King since 1865

The Barrow-Downs: Now available in Alien Green, The Phantom Blue, and John Fillis Orange.

The Barrow-Downs: Big Wild Death.

The Barrow-Downs: An all-natural remedy to sanity.

I hardly think that the 'Downs is natural. More like Shove Down Your Throat Good. Or Not As Bad As An Arrow Through The Eye.

The Barrow Downs: Satisfaction guaranteed, or your body back.

The Barrow Downs: Satisfaction guaranteed, or somebody's body back.

Oh no! Are you going to report me for false advertising? :eek: Think if how many new members we would lose if we told them that The Downs was actually made of hobbit bones, slime, and piles of soil! You could even say The Barrow-Downs: Least-Trusted Compost Manufacturer since 1257!

It should be since 1066.

What does the Norman Conquest have to do with it?

In other words, The Barrow-Downs: Almost as hilarious as Paul McCartney. (Sorry)
Or The Barrow-Downs: We ARE dead yet! And lastly, The Barrow-Downs: Because doing your homework is over-rated.

Or even:

The Barrow-Downs: Because doing any work is overrated.

Everything, Lauri, everything.

What are you implying about Paul McCartney?

The Barrow-Downs: More punny than you can imagine.

The Barrow Downs
 

- Not microwave-safe

- Wait, you came here hoping to understand something? I think you're looking for wikipedia

- Do you know where your family is?

The Barrow Downs: We just like for things to be dead. Is that so bad?

The Barrow Downs: You will be sick. Repeatedly.

The Barrow Downs: aka The Downs

The Barrow Downs: The answer is yes.

The Barrow Downs: We want everyone to uncloak.

The Barrow Downs: The experience of a lunchtime!

The Barrow Downs: I can see your guts from here!

You mean WiKipedia?

The Barrow-Downs: ..... argh!

The Barrow Downs...

- The perfect gift for any major, minor, augmented or diminished holiday.

- There are 10 types of people in the world. And none of them are here.

- You don't have to wear skintight leather to post here, but it helps

- We make your website obsolete

The Barrow Downs: You don't have to lie about your age, gender and level of Tolkien knowledge here, but it helps!

The Barrow-Downs: Wight Power!

Wait...

The Barrow Downs: What the hey?

The Barrow Downs: What did he say?

The Barrow Downs: If you don't get it, you're probably not dead.

The Barrow-Downs: A Wolfy Game Dating Site!

Would that be a site where wolves date game? Oh my... I suppose hunting the old fashioned way is too strenuous for today's pampered cubs...

You forgot the all-important hyphen, Eomer... although I rather like Pitch's take on things.:D

The Barrow Downs : Cheaper than a goat

The Barrow Downs...

- Marginally Entertaining for your Amusement
- May cause inflammation, balding and loss of sanity
- Mocking everything since the beginning of time
- Terms and conditions apply

Surely a site where game date each other in a wolvish manner? :p

It would potentially involve much howling at the moon, and chasing dwarves and wizards up trees.

All our slogans are ironic.
All our slogans are ionic.
All our slogans are iconic.
All our slogans are Byronic.
All our slogans are psionic.
All our slogans are mnemonic.
All our slogans are bionic.
All our slogans are chronic.
All our slogans are moronic.

Or how about "where balrogs loose wings and reputation"
Or "The Barrow Downs - an easy way to quit rereading Tolkien" (meaning that you'll be so upsest with this website that you'll be spending more time here than with the books...that's what actually happened to me until I realized that no one posts every 2 seconds and there's no point in checking for new posts that often.)

Our slogans are fantastic.
Our slogans are plastic.
Our slogans are fumastic.
Our slogans are angatonistic.
Our slogans don't always rhyme.