**************GOLLUM*************

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You ready to dissssssco precious?!?!?!

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Get down! YaY!!!

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To the left.


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To the right!

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And in your face! Stupid Fat Hobbit who cant danccesss. HEHEHEHE.

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Whose the disco king now Boromir!?!?!?!

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This could be trouble.

OH MY GOD! BURSTING WITH LAUGHTER! FUNNIEST ONE YET! *goes into another uncontrollable bout of laughter*

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn..._lorien_11.JPG Eowyn, you're going down! Cause... open the doors for Galadriel the Disco Queen!
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Oh mercy, mercy!
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*beat starts* What's that??
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*old disco music starts playing* And up...
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And down...
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And take it
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All around!
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Groove, baby!

Peace out, dudes! =) (I'm high off of Pringles... don't ask, please.)

[ April 10, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

Okay, umm, that was really weird. It shows what too much sugar can do to my imagination! [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Anyhow... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Okay, yes, that was slightly disturbing. GET ME AN AMBULANCE!!

[ April 10, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

(Didn't notice there was a Gollum entry already, but here's mine!)

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*Gollum sits eating fish and watching TV.*

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What's this with the Disco? We never learned to Disco...did we precious. Nooo.
We wants to Disco...yes, disco precious.

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Oh! Yes! Disco precious! But, we don'ts know how!

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We could let HER teach us. Yesss, precious.

*after lessons with "HER", Gollum places his entry.*

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See! See what we can do it!

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Smeagol can do Disco now!

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Why do they looks at us funny?

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Well, can Smeagol be the Disco Queen...uh King?

[ April 10, 2003: Message edited by: Aphrodel Baggins ]

BoroMIR! BoroMIR! But, if Eowyn is voted the disco king, would she have to marry Boromir instead of Faramir?

(All my Dad says is that Tolkien would hate me if he were alive [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] )

Gollum is obviously the disco king.

(Do the wave for Gollum the Disco King! (see, it sounds just as good!))

Yes! Sorry, Gandy, but...
DO THE WAVE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!
And...
EOWYN THE DISCO QUEEN!

Hehe. Top notch stuff, folks [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] . Mind if I join in?

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Wait, there is one more contender ...

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There is?

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Hello duckie, I heard that there was a disco dancing competition

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I come to honour the ol’ dalliance

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The wha ...!!?

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Hit it, girls ...

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Good grief!

[Part 2]

*Cue Abba music*

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*Singing* Valanya night and the lights are low

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In Lothlorien, the pace is slow

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He wants so much more

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Than a tree with a floor

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He’s in the mood for a flounce

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An’ wen ‘e gets the chance

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I am the Dancing Queen …

Well then, even if Gandalf doesn't win this contest my job here seems to be done! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
With that material? I don't mind at all! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] On the contrary, please join in more often, Saucepan man! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Saucepan Man- Oh my god! That was hilarious!

Also, is anyone going to vote for Galadriel the Disco Queen? *sniff*
Scroll up if you haven't seen my demented post about her... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] Enjoy! Or... uh... well... [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

Er, my last post should read "Eowyn the disco queen".

Anyway...

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If you don't vote for my Borrums I'll dump this cup of water on your head!

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Borrums??? You call him Borrums? Ha ha ha!!

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Borrums! Hee hee!

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No! Dad, how could you???

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*manly chuckle (bleckch)* Mortals!

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Well, Borrums, I mean Boromir, *snort* it seems that *chortle*

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WAHAHAHA!

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Thanks a lot, Dad. My life is now officially over...


Hey, who votes a king? Is that wierd to anyone else?

Yes, that made me laugh out loud too. Lucky I have an office to myself [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] .

Now, any votes for Haldir the Dancing Queen ...

... er, I mean Disco Queen ... er, King ...? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Éowyn for Disco Queen! Boromir for Disco King! Do the wave for our Disco Royalty! *performs the wave*

I change my vote to Haldir! But he needs another syllable...how about- Haldidir? Yeah, that works. Haldidir the Disco King!

And don't forget Galadriel the Dancing Queen!

Oh God... Haldir and Galadriel. Poor Celeborn! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Oh Saucepan man, I love your new avatar! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Simply wonderful! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Where did you find it?

What About Poor smeagol, yessss poor poor Smeagol. We wants it, we needs it! Give it too us precious.

Vote for GOLLUM the DISCO KING.

*Does wave, hits the tall guy behind me in the face, gets tossed fifty feet in the air, and is saved by pure luck that a glass of water was there to dive into, even though it was a little cramped.*

I will wait until this evening to do the official tally, but here's what is going now:
Boromir: 13
Gandalf: 3
Aragorn:1
Haldir (can't decide whether Queen or King):2
Gollum (can't decide whether Queen or King):2
Eowyn (for Queen): 2
Galadriel (for Queen): 2

If you would like to recheck my numbers of you think they are incorrect, please do so, and let me know what you get. I am including people who put up a post offering someone up for nomination as counting as a vote for that person.

Also, remember, if you change your vote, let me know who you voted for first so I change it.

You can take one off of Boromir, because I had originally voted for him, and now I vote for Haldir the Dancing... errm, monarch. And Gala of course. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Edit: And happy 600th post to me!

[ April 11, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

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Cold be heart and hand and bone,
And cold be travellers far from home.
They do not see what lies ahead when sun has faded and moon is dead*

*Boromir taking a stroll practicing disco*
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And one, and two, ooowwww!!!.....

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We mustn't let him have it. Its ours! He stealing its from us! Must use weapon of judges pity!

*goes to rivendell where the judges, Elrond, Merry, Pippin, Rosie Cotton, and Faramir are talking about absolutly nothing.*

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Arrhhhh....AOAH....cruel Boromir hurts us...

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What did he Do?

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He gets all the votes by having a name that goes with the wave, and now he'll win! that would kill us, Kill us.


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*says to self in wisper*
Should I finish the job now? no, I guess I shouldn't, it might reveal how biased we all are to Boromir.

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Merry, what should we do? we've got Boromir who everyone feels baised to vote for. Theres Gandalf who's good, but he's gonna lose anyway, Aragorn, well, nevermind. But Goluum now, should we vote for him?

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And a one
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And a tw-
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Hal-di-dir fans!
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We're done with Boromir *flashback* Now for you! *flashback ends*
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. . .
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I am the King. Or queen. *starts singing to I am the Walrus by the Beatles*

Okay, no idea where that came from. Hey, I'm sick here. =)

Do you mean sick in the head or sick physically?! 'Cause I think many of us here are sick in the head. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] And I am speaking for myself, too.

~~~~~~~~~~~VOTE FOR GOLLUM~~~~~~

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Hey Galadriel, I we beesss the disco king, you can be our disco queen!

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*GASP* Forget about it freak, even WHEN I become the queen I will have nothing to do with you.

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Hey Eowyn wanna be my disco queen? You know you cant resist me!

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*Eowyn thinks "Someone help"* Um...Ah.. I'm... Already engaged to Grima!

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You'll marry me!?!

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Heck no. I was just getting the freak off my back.

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Arwen will you be my disco queen?

Lol! Well I was taking for granted that you knew I was sick mentally. I actually meant physically, but yes, it goes both ways. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

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Hey!

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Sorry, I've been dying to go to the undying lands. *she all the while is thinking, "I knew that excuss would come in handy."*

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Whose ganno be my disco queen?

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Hey Shmeagoly shmukkums. I'll be your Queen.

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OH NO! Ahhhh....we'll stay ssssingle.

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Don't be shy, now come over here and let my give you a BIG kiss!

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Hey! Rosie! What about me?

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Don't worry fat hobbit, You can keep her.

lol! You all are wicked funny people on here . . . [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I vote Boromir for Disco King, although I do love all the others . . . [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

You guys- I have a new nomination. We have a Disco Queen (or will soon), and we have a Disco King (or will soon) but I have a nomination for Disco Thing! =) The one Cell Phone of Power! (don't know if this could go here, as not directly LotR)

(This was really random, the idea cam from the Best Avatars thread, don't ask)

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Let's see Boromir try and beat me!

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Like how I dance?

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So gonna win!

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*bows*

[ April 11, 2003: Message edited by: GaladrieloftheOlden ]

uuummm..... Its not LOTR enough GOLLUM THE DISCO KING.

<------ did my new sig work?

[EDIT] YAY! IT DID! Hehe, you like? Sorry it looks kinda pixelated. I forgot about the dif. size thihng ^_^

[ April 11, 2003: Message edited by: ElentariGreenleaf ]

Lol yes. By the way, the arrow was pointing to your avatar, not your sig. [img]smilies/cool.gif[/img]

Brilliant avitar, Elentari!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

I like it but *sobs* the star was my favorite avatar on the Downs...

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You know, we try and Try, but everybody loves Boromir just cause his name goes with the wave.

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We all know the little people are better and faster, like Yoda on ssstar wars, he received hisses due credit but what about us?

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All we get are dumb votes from the stinkin guy who created our stories.

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Actually on a side note, Hey Mornie wanna hoke me up with a hot babe?

*myself* Or howabout Rosie?

*Gollum* Point taken. Sorry.

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Anywaysss all youss peopless are ssso biased to a dead guy.

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We could be "Gollum the great", "lord Smeagol", "The Gollum" If we was the Disco King.

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So give us the Crown!!!!! And we be the master!

Some one please vote for Gollum!!!!!! I did, so should you!

YAY! PEOPLE LIKE IT! The Star was your favourtie? *smiles* YAY! Shall I let all the other Boromir as Disco King voters use it? Then there would be a whole lot of us using it ^_^ I'm doing one for dragon eyes. And yes, I meant avatar ^_^

I thoroughly stand by my vote for Boromir, and my friend wishes to add her vote to the pool. ONE MORE FOR BOROMIR THE DISCO KING!!

Very cool avatar, Elentari! How do you make those? Adobe photoshop or something?

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Make sure that you cover all those blemishes, dear.

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I simply have to look my best for the award ceremony.

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Does my bum look big in this?

*Meanwhile*

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Oh, where will we find our Disssco Queensesss?

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You looking for me, dearie?

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Oops!

[ April 11, 2003: Message edited by: The Saucepan Man ]