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mark12_30 08-14-2002 11:20 AM

Okay. I see why she likes you and I like you too.

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh 08-14-2002 02:37 PM

Why, thank you. A lot of people seem to like me today (look here for details). I feel all warm inside. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

[ August 14, 2002: Message edited by: Squatter of Amon Rudh ]

Maikadilwen 08-14-2002 02:49 PM

Aww, come on. You love the attention. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]
And after all I AM moving to London this spring, so you might just as well prepare yourself, Squatter.... [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

NazgulNumberTen 08-14-2002 05:40 PM

NN10: aww, itsn't it a lovely day?! im just so happy, flowers for everyone!! YAY!!! love, the greatest thing that ever happened to me. oh and vasquez sucks
(oh god, i cant belive i just typed that, i gotta go shower now...)

Lush 08-15-2002 10:09 PM

Let me just re-state that everything posted on this thread is, or should be, done so in good fun. There was no malicious intent from moi when I started it, and there continues to be none. I hope everyone who posts here will do so in the same spirit.
What's great about a thread like this (except for our constant chit-chat, but new rules will probably reign us in), is that we can keep making fun of each other, as we discover each other's new sides. I don't want to see it closed down.
And now that that's out of the way...

Mr. Underhill: "It's funny you should mention Auschwitz, dear Lush, because the psycho neighbor from American Beauty has nothing on my Nazi plate collection!"

Maril: "Two boyfriends? Sick! Scandalous! Un-holy! Unthinkable!"

mark12_30: "Oh, like, Aragorn did all that stuff just to get Arwen? What an obsessive little weirdo! Couldn't he like, buy her flowers, or something a little more low-key?"

[ August 16, 2002: Message edited by: Lush ]

[ August 16, 2002: Message edited by: Lush ]

Belin 08-16-2002 12:17 AM

I've been anti-quoted! This is astonishing! Thank you, Rimbaud!

My turn again, then...let's see.......

Rimbaud: More sarcasm? Oh, please... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

The Barrow-Wight: Listen, punk newbie, since I totally disagree with your theory about Ent society, and think that for this to make any sense at all, the Entwash would have to run in a completely different direction, I have decided to IP ban you. I have also written a program that will follow your fingerprints from computer to computer and stop you from ever finding the site again!! You won't know what hit you!! BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Squatter of Amon Rudh: It's crew-cut time!

Lush: ARG! I give up! This thread will never be funny again!!

Maedhros: Aside from being a self-centered, childish dolt, Feanor was the direct cause of all the woes of the First Age, so quit trying to defend him!

Mister Underhill: I'm so surprised to see you all!

Telchar: Speculation is the spice of life.

HerenIstarion: I don't care if Tolkien DID write it! If it isn't ME, I don't want to hear about it!

Elenna, Estelyn Telcontar: Moderation? Why?

Enough! or, too much.

--Belin Ibaimendi

NazgulNumberTen 08-16-2002 02:44 PM

THE BARROW-WIGHT: ALL YOUR BASE ARE BELONG TO US!!!!!
oh, and nn10, we already have an off topic forum, but it's the admin. private channel, hey, you wanna join? boy some crazy stuff goes on there...

[ August 16, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

Aosama, the Wandering Star 08-16-2002 10:50 PM

NN10: Oh, please. An off-topic forum? That would completely undermine the wonderful, pure atmosphere we at the Downs have worked so hard to create!

Sharku: Actually, I think it's a good idea, man.

Ithaeliel 08-17-2002 09:55 AM

Does anyone want to disquote me? Or am I just too hard for all of you [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] ? (Kidding)

Amanaduial: Me= 100% little devil. The halo? Pff, it's just a little accessory!

Mhoram: That topic... um, Malbeth the Seer... it's just, like, sooo insightful and useful. And, like, Mr. Underhill's lying about us all being like, fake.

Mr. Underhill: Yeah, like, totally girlfriend! *gives Mho a hi five*

[ August 17, 2002: Message edited by: Ithaeliel ]

Brinniel 08-17-2002 01:52 PM

Here's one for you, Ith.

Ithaeliel: Writing? Drawing? What a waste of time! And how about playing the violin? That's even worse. Hours and hours of that awful screeching! But what I find the biggest waste of my time is being here! I mean, who would want to spend hours and hours talking about ME? I need to get away from you freaks. I'm outta here!

Alright, it's not very good, but I'm trying.

mark12_30 08-17-2002 07:08 PM

Kuruhuran: The more predictable a story is, the better I like it.
Marileangesundheitmaluim: Swordfighting? Dull, dull, dull.

[ August 17, 2002: Message edited by: mark12_30 ]

Losthuniel 08-20-2002 10:18 AM

Quote:

Losthuniel: Neh, talking horses? Please.
Ith, where did you get that from. Wait... have you been reading my fanfiction?

[ August 20, 2002: Message edited by: Losthuniel ]

Kuruharan 08-20-2002 02:40 PM

Hmm, I need to come down to the bowels of the site more often...

Quote:

Kuruharan: William the Conqueror was a slim, trim, fair-minded philanthropist.
Oh, I don't know Squatter. Back in his younger days he was quite the fit, virile and active bloodthirsty, petty despot. It was only later in life that he became a corpulent, cantankerous, and lazy bloodthirsty, powerful ruler.

Quote:

Kuruhuran: The more predictable a story is, the better I like it.
I might say that some days. I like my ruts right where they are sometimes. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Squatter: I would never bring up obscure historical materials to validate my points.

(Oh wait, no, my bad! That's me.)

Catherine 08-20-2002 02:51 PM

Something I wouldn't say:
~I hate TLotR, I regret reading it and I will never watch the movie!(Yeah Right!!!!!)

Ithaeliel 08-20-2002 04:08 PM

Losthuniel: In answer to your question, no I haven't read your fics (although I will now). But remember Rovatalawen?

Losthuniel 08-21-2002 06:04 AM

Yes, i remeberd that as soon as i left the computer. Duh! *clonks self over head with frying pan* i havnt been anywhere near that RP in AGES. now i feel like an idiot.

Lush 08-21-2002 10:56 PM

Kuruharan: "Poor defenseless Orcs!!!"

Squatter of Amon Rudh: "Poor defenseless Aredhel!!!"

Birdland: "Poor defenseless Gondolin!!!"

Lush: "Gee, I really like college life so far."

Kuruharan 08-22-2002 07:49 AM

Quote:

Lush: "Gee, I really like college life so far."
You don't?! I'd figured you'd love it.

VanimaEdhel 08-26-2002 04:24 PM

Me: I understand what's going on perfectly! I never get lost in here!

Me: When people say mean things to me does it bother me, even when they're just teasing and it's part of a silly thread on a forum? No! I actually don't cry at all...ever.

Me: I have good contributions to conversations. I even say smart things.

[ August 26, 2002: Message edited by: VanimaEdhel ]

Nevfeniel 08-26-2002 05:49 PM

Barrow-Wight- NN10 and Gimli, can I adopt you?
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Couldn't resist.

NazgulNumberTen 08-26-2002 09:24 PM

may i ask why?!
oh nevermind, im an idiot.

[ August 26, 2002: Message edited by: NazgulNumberTen ]

Birdland 08-27-2002 06:33 AM

Gandalf the Grey enters a thread:

Gandalf slouches into the room, plops himself down on the sofa and puts his feet up on the coffee table, knocking off magazines and a Meissen porcelain Frodo figurine. He blows his nose on the curtains, spits into a handy corner, and grinds out his Lucky Strike into the carpet.

**Gar! Birdland! That last post was the ravings of an idiot!**

Bethberry:

New York is where I want to stay,
I get allergic smelling hay!
I just adore a penthouse view,
Keep the Old Forest, just give me Park Avenue!

The Squatter of Amon Rûdh 08-27-2002 08:22 AM

Quote:

Squatter of Amon Rudh: "Poor defenseless Aredhel!!!"
Quite right. Being British I'd say "defenceless" and being me I'd use fewer exclamation marks. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Losthuniel 08-27-2002 04:53 PM

Squatter: the finer points of grammer and spelling??? oh plz.

(errors intentional)

Birdland: I think Gondolin a was a really good idea. Definitley my destination of choice.

[ August 27, 2002: Message edited by: Losthuniel ]

Daisy Sandybanks 08-30-2002 03:38 PM

Barrow-Wight - "Today The Barrowdowns! Tomarrow the world!" *evil laughter*

Nevfeniel 08-30-2002 08:45 PM

Quote:

im an idiot
My reply to this:
Me: Yeah, well you're the only person in the world who is an idiot! I don't know ANYONE else who is a moron! And you are right, you are an idiot! And you're the only idiot! Everyone else is PERFECT!!!

I think you can see the point I'm trying to get across [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img].

Amanaduial the archer 09-03-2002 12:58 PM

now now nev, there there, calm deep breaths....

dragongirlG 09-03-2002 03:21 PM

Mhoram: I lurve you all!!!!! Huggies and kissies for every1!!!!!1111

NazgulNumberTen 09-03-2002 07:36 PM

ok, i get it nev, you people hate me! fine, well, i don't care. (sniff) you all hate me. every last one of you. you...all...hate...me...

Nevfeniel 09-03-2002 07:39 PM

Huh? I meant that (since this is what we would never post) even though some people are idiots, you aren't. And no one is perfect.

NazgulNumberTen 09-03-2002 07:44 PM

i was being dramatic. im a drama queen. i mean king. queens sounds kinda...um...fruity.

Nevfeniel 09-03-2002 07:51 PM

Just making sure. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] I feel terrible if someone thinks I don't like him/her. . . unless it's true, and that doesn't happen very often.

Lush 09-03-2002 08:46 PM

burrahobbit: "Yeah, so all these chicks are, like, breaking the door down, trying to get in my dorm room, but I'm like, yo, ladies! Gimme some rest, will ya? I'm here to go to class, not to fool around, yo!"

mark12_30 09-03-2002 09:05 PM

Barrow-Wight: (in his best whiney Donkey imitation [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img] "I needa hug."

Arwen Imladris 09-04-2002 02:49 PM

Barrow Wight: O.K. I don't need any more proofreaders!

Galadrie1: O.K. I might know someone hear but I would NEVER admit it.

Arwen Imladris: Sarin Elfarmour is NOT my brother.

Gimli Son Of Gloin: Anything in the least ways helpful or at all related to LOTR.

VanimaEdhel 09-05-2002 04:58 PM

Me: I'm a good RP'er!

Ithaeliel 09-07-2002 03:06 PM

Arwen- be nice to Gimli!!!! He does contribute, and he really is trying!!!!

Gimli Son Of Gloin 09-07-2002 03:22 PM

Nevermind Ith, she's right. I'm just a nuisence...

NazgulNumberTen 09-07-2002 03:28 PM

PAH! like im not! and im not sitting around a gloating aboot it.
AH!! i said aboot!

Galadrie1 09-07-2002 03:36 PM

lol, NN10! got some Canadian blood in ya, eh?
Anyway..something Arwen Imladris would (probably)never say: I hate everyone! I hate everything! I wish everyone would DIE and leave me alone!!! AAARRRGGGGHHH!!!
[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]


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