Fellowhip leaves rivendell

frodo- "Hey"
Gimli- "Hey"
Legolas- "hey"
Gandafl- "hey"
Boromir- "Hey"
Everybody- "Hey, Hey, Hey!"

All Together- "It's fun to stay at the"

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just another random thought....

OK, One Axe! A little creepy. Yeah, scary. But freakin' funny all the same! Props!

You guys are all so funny!!!!!!!

I've got a couple You'll have to let me know if you like them, their making fun of some very untolkien lines inthe movie.


Aragorn: I swore to protect you.
Frodo: Can you protect me from yourself?
Aragorn: *pauses* Well I don't know, but I could jolly well try!


Also in Lotr.......

Aragorn: Let's hunt some orc>
Legolas&Gimili: O yea baby!!!!!

I could DEFINETLY picture Gimli saying, "Oh, yeah, baby!"

Okay, here's mine-

Aragorn comes through the doors of Theoden's palace. Eowyn comes forth dressed like a Bonney Lass, then she says in an Irish accent, "Welcome ta Rrrohan!"
Then Merry comes out dressed like one o' the Little Folk (leprechauns), playing a flute, & step dancing.

( I thought o' that one while I was sleepin' last night. Me ma's part Irish.)
Okay, I'm getting too into the spirit...!

*rolling on floor laughing*
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Welcome to the Downs Durlossiel! I'm outta ideas so everybody just keep on doin' the ~wave~ for Borry!

Bye! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

O.K. I thought of this last night:

Rosie comes home with 13 wiggling shopping bags. Sam & Frodo (who are having a beer drinking contest) come to see what's going on.
Sam: Rosie, I told you, 'Make sure the chicken's DEAD when you buy it.'
Frodo: *snicker, snicker*
Rosie dumps the bags out revealing 13 babies
Sam; Rosie, what-
Rosie: Oh, Sam! They were having a SALE at Khol's!
They direct there attention to a corner
Sam; What's with the alligator?
Rosie: It was 1 of those Buy 13 Get An Alligator Free things

OK I'M STUUUUUPID

The alligator came from the time I was changing around the words to 'Gossip Folks'

this is kind of off topic, but heres what sam dose after high school.
Sam is a fat highschool dropout that is constantly searching for Frodo. When he isnt looking on the internet hes running through the streets topless with sings and banners of Frodo.The sings read:Frodo Baggins wnnted dead or alive.(dead is scratched out)...to be continued


gandalf airline services. the only place to FLY YOU FOOLS!!!!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

I have images in my head of the ents somersaulting towards Isengard and stopping at the gates/walls in a Charlies' Angels pose.

Help me, please...

*the men in white coats come running*

[ May 09, 2003: Message edited by: Meela ]

Aragorn is lying on the ground, listening for the Uruk-Hai.

Aragorn: Hmmm, I think we may be getting close-

*suddenly a hoard of Uruks stampede across Aragorn, squishing him underfoot*

*dies*

sorry... am I that bad? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

*comes back to life* No, you're not bad, I just died laughing! *dies again*

Well, die away then [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Elrond's Council-

Frodo: I will take the Ring to Mordor, though *squealy voice* I only four!!!! *holds up 4 fingers over his eyes*

(It's much funnier when said. My sister & I had a field day with the "I only four" scenario)

AND YOU, LEGOLAS LUVER*1!!!! BE NICE TO SAM!!!!!!!!!!!! [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img]

Completely off topic, but I think that Sapphire is like Boromir. She dies, then she comes back. ???

Gandalf reveals himself.

Aragorn: It cannot be...

Gandalf pulls off a mask and reveals himself to in fact be Bill Ferny.

Bill: No, it can't, Strider! *evil grin*

Aragorn thwaps Bill over the head with his sword and trudges off*


(God knows why Bill Ferny came into my head at that moment...)

I'm not sure what this should be counted as but here it goes.
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off screen the actors drive p.J crazy with ?'s. can i do this or that......
P.J: NO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
P.J runs off cliff. He gracefuly floats back up.
Billy: uhhhh, howd you float.
P.J: um, (he says very nerdy like)I kept this daisy.(he points above his head.Billy plucks off a petal.)
Billy:P.J. that would NEVER hold you.
P.J.: O right.(he falls.)

dont think im crazy, it just came to me.
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bilbo is about to leave bag end when a clan of gangsters parks in front of the gate. One pulls out a gun, laughs crazaly, shoots up the hobbit hole& drives off.
Bilbo: I'll get you sons of ...P.J.cuts him off
P.J.: Take it easy!!!Its repairable. (He breaks down & cries) MY SET!!!!!!!

THIS IS STUPID
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GANDALF: HOLD OUT YOUR HAND FRODO.
FRODO LOOKS UNCERTAIN.
GANDALF: IT'S QUITE COOL.
HE PUTS THE RING IN FRODO'S HAND. HE STARTS CRYING & JUMPING IN CIRCLES.
GANDALF: THATS FUNNY. IT WASNT EVEN IN THE FIRE.(HE SITS BACK & LAUGHS.)

ok... here's mine.. I think it may have been done b4.. but that's ok!

Pippin:What's that?!
Merry:This, my friend is a pint!
Pippin: It comes in Pints?
*Pippin rushes off*
Sam: You've already had half a pint!
*Pippin comes back*
Merry:What's that?!?!
Pippin:This, my friend, is a Gallon!!!


PJ:CUT CUT CUT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!


heehee [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

LOL!!!!! I can just see that happening!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

So can I be Disco royalty too?

Okay, well this sounded good in my head:

Aragorn and the hobbits are on the way to Rivendell.

Aragorn: "Quiet today. Very quiet. Isn't it, Frodo?"

"Yes, Strider."

"I don't know why it is so quiet. Do you know, Merry?"

"No, Strider."

"It's extremely quiet. Right, Sam?"

"Yes, Strider."

<silence>

"Did I mention I strapped Pippin to Bill's back and gagged him?"

<silence>

"Quiet today..."

Okay, my last blooper was pages ago, so I haven't done this in a while. Out of practice. Uhh...

Gollum: No! No! No master! They catch you! They catch you. Don't go to Him. He wants you, my precioussss. Always he's looking for you. And you, preciousss is wanting to go back to him, but we musn't let him have you!

Okay yes, you can tell I'm out of practice, can't you?

~Menelien

AFTER READING THESE I FOUND A WHOLE NEW MEANING TO ''SNORTING COKE!!!!!!''

lol!!

Theoden: Where is the horse and the rider-

*Eomer and the Rohirrim storm into the room and squish Theoden*

Eomer: We're here- oops...

hehe

Eowyn picks up sword, starts swinging it around, hears Aragorn, swings around...

Aragorn:HOLY ERU! AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!

Eowyn takes sword back, noticing it's all bloody..

Eowyn:emm, oops?

PJ:CUT!!!!!!!!!!

Viggo (this is taken from the event that happened when viggo had his tooth knocked out)*admist groans and shrieks of pain* No, Pete, I'll just *looks at arm and screams* superglue it back on..finish the scene.

ahh, lame I know...I need practice! lol [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

THIS SOUNDED BETTER IN MY HEAD.
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GALADRIEL:THINGS THAT WERE, THINGS THAT ARE& AOME THINGS THAT HAVE NOT YET(RED FROM THAT 70'S SHOW POPS OUT OF NOWARE& CUTS HER OFF)
RED:....GONE UP YOUR @$$
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IT WAS FUNNIER IN MY HEAD.

Sorry, I never even payed attention.I'll be more carefull.
Lol to all!!! I am shaking with laughter!!

Bilbo& Gandalf are at Bag-end.
Lobelia: Bilbo. Bilbo Baggins.(Bilbo hides
Gandalf awnsers the door.)
Gandalf:Hes not at home.
Lobelia:I want the truth!!!!
Gandalf:You cant handle the truth!!!!
Bilbo:Ooh, deja vu!

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Gandalf *singing, coming along path: I am the walrus...

PJ: CUT! Ian, how many times have I told you to sing the road song???

~Menelien

Galadrieloftheolden,I think I broke a rib!!!
That was good!!!

quote:
I am the walurs.... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

"I am the walrus" is actually a Beatles song, I believe. And a really good one, too! [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

~Menelien

Uhh, ElenCala Isil, on your pictuer I think Frodos hitting himself in the head with Sting.
I just noticed it.

At Helms Deep:

Gimli: "Oh, Common, we can take em!"

Aragorn: "Are you sure?"

Gimli: *pulls out uzi* "No Prob.

I just thought of a song for Gimli. It goes like this: Gimliiii's baby back ribs!!!!!

Stupid, I know.

Legolas has Gimli by the beard.
Legolas: Id never let you down even if I could......
Gimli:So hold me when I'm here....love me when I'm gone!
Legolas:Really!?(he lets go of Gimli's baerd)I LOVE YOU!!!!
Gimli [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]UMB BLOND!!!!!

I don't know if this really counts as a blooper, but when I went to TTT someone in the theater said "I thought they killed the dragon" when the nazgul flew over on the...ummm...whatever it was, not a dragon though. Also, at Helm's Deep when the old guy shoots the orc and Aragorn yells at him, someone said "oops". I think it was the same person. [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

lol, it does look like that... but that's what you get with looping animations [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]