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I might remind everyone here that Balrogs do not have wings. :p ;)
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The Xmas Panto Balrog
Oh yes they don't!
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For those fans of our favourite cartoons who haven't read it elsewhere yet, I want to mention that to my incredible delight I have discovered that in my neighbourhood, there lives some person whose name is "Shmurts"!
I would not have imagined that or believe that if I wouldn't have seen that... |
The news to make you dance and vomit on the carpet!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Week217.png Do you remember where we left the phantom at the end of series two? Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Oh such fun times. If you can't remember, at the end of volume 2 the phantom had gone into hiding after the Barrow Wight decided to charge him for the destruction of half the country. I like his disguise! It's so convincing! :D |
"BWH suing The Barrow Downs, BWH now cool" :)
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YOU WANT NEWS! THE DOWNER WILL GIVE YOU GRUES!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Week218.png Davem's depression is drowned in drink. Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING It may not be as visually impressive as the previous series, but I hope you enjoy it enough to be getting along with. Sorry it's only once a week, guys, but I'm quite short on time and inspiration at the moment and can only make one episode a week as it is. I'll try harder once I get my head screwed on right. ;) |
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Crazy lawmakers! Sounds like congress!
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Oh yeah, I think that I've seen those boots from the second story before. ;):p
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Shoot yourself in the eye and then pull some pudding out of your pants! It's time for the news!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Week219.png What would Alien's classes be like? Well, a little like this... Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Those children are in safe, while invisible, hands, aren't they? Yes, if you're wondering, what happened to Alien with the mayonnaise at the end of Vol. 2 will be addressed. It's a very silly situation, I assure you. And more silliness is to come. |
I hate rats...not as much as I hate spiders...
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Get news-ed up to your eyeballs!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Week220.png And now, The Phantom meets an old friend... Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Make sure you're all happy with P&A at the moment. If you are unsatisfied, please contact the British Government to demand a full refund. I'm sure they'll be able to deal with it. |
Mmm those cookies were good... :smokin:
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*Contacts British government*
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It looks like the Soap Popes arms were cut off. But they are the same size of the phantoms, so...
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Yep, that's right, I'm still doing this...
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Week221.png And now, Davem's talents are called into question.. Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING If you're confused about the Phantom and Alien, don't worry; I am too. Hopefully the archive isn't too bad. I did spend some time on it. So... BE HAPPY! |
Eww...what's wrong with his hand...?
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When I look at that illustration, I can't keep my brain from substituting the a surinami toad or the lotus(bodypart) photoshop from the web. (Don't search it out, it's gross and possibly NSFW).
Congratulations Hooky, you've finally crossed into "OH ERU NOOO" territory. *shuddersob* |
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Yep, that's right, I'm still doing this...
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Week222.png And now we find something out about SPM Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Egads! I bet you didn't see THAT coming, did you? As I've been writing this series, I've started falling into some old traps. There are a few plotty episodes coming up soon, but they shouldn't last too long. I hope. Also, be on the look out for Mr Squatter! |
Is it a time of year when no one is posting or is the Newspaper really that bad? :(
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Week223.png The Phantom and Alien are still having adventures, you know! Davem is unhappy with the case he's working on... Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Tune in next week for more Alien craziness! And probably some jelly. I should probably start thinking about something special for Christmas time. Another animation, you think? |
Jelly! jelly, jelly. I like Jelly.
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I did NOT punch your reporters!
I hit them with a wave of concussive force summoned forth by the awesome power of my brain. |
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Anyway, lets have some news... http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Week224.png Alien gets his grove on and makes his students suffer! Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING I'm glad people are still reading. There's more fun to come with the P&A saga. Not sure how it'll go from here on out as I may be hitting a change of jobs soon. So if P&A frequency becomes a little muddled, don't try and kill me! |
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Pump your beard out of the wall! It's time to get some news in your system!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Week225.png The Phantom has a job interview... Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING No, I didn't steal that last image from a video. How dare you suggest such laziness on my part! I'm insulted! Please address all complaints of this sort to the Barrow Wight Himself. Also, ask him to send me that money he owes me. |
Alliteration? What is this nonsense that the Downer is spewing? I demand a refund!
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Time for some news that will burst your kidneys!
http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Week226.png Alien continues to teach questionably... Don't forget that if you've lost track of The Phantom and Alien, you can look back though the... PHANTOM AND ALIEN COMIC ARCHIVE THING Next week I'm thinking of, as a special Christmas treat or something, doing an extra special Newspaper! It'll be quite a few pages long and, in all probability, be a sort of 'best of' paper with a few new stories. If you've got any favourite Downer moments, let me know and I'll throw them on the consideration pile. |
*from two weeks ago*
I bought my house from the Great Dark Lord, Morgoth! Greatest thing I've ever bought! *roof caves in* Eh, almost, if that stupid thing would just stay up! *today* Bad Hookbill! start writing the news again! |
A little later than usual...
The first instalment of a series of 'best of' papers. I'm trying to take a bit of a break from full on newspapers. It's a little tiring at times. http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Week227.png http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../Week227-1.png |
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It's good to see the 'Downer is finally endorsing our products! Sadly there seems to have been a confusion as to the name of the product.
The real name of the fragrance of course is Gallant Odourless Dudes, or just GOD to keep it short. :rolleyes: |
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A littler earlier than usual, to make up for last time, I suppose. ;)
The second instalment of a series of 'best of' papers. I'm trying to take a bit of a break from full on newspapers. It's a little tiring at times. http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2...ah/Week228.png http://i75.photobucket.com/albums/i2.../Week228-1.png Next week will be the last best of. Then we're back to normal. |
One of my all-time favorite P&A comics right there.
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