Fortunately the Gondorian women thought the Men of Rohan were better looking anyways.

hmmm cross posted with Roa... let's change it to

Unfortunately, all the men from Rohan were madly in love with Lady Eowyn

Fortunately, Edoras decided to pull a Mt. Zoom and sped away, taking the Lady Eowyn wih it.

Unfortunately, it collided with Mount Zoom and the wheeled Minas Tirith, with all three exploding.

Fortunately, by doing so they saved a little bunny. (I don't know how, but they did)

Unfortunately, that little bunny was actually the killer rabbit from Monty Python and the Holy Grail and bit all the survivors to death.

Fortunately Aragorn counted up to five... THREE!!!... three, before throwing the holly grenade which should only be thrown after counting to three, not five for that would be too much, nor two that would be too little... count up to ten and you will have counted far too long because you need to count up to five.. THREE!!!... before throwing the holly grenade

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . everything written by Tolkien blew up.

Fortunately, all the copies did not.

Unfortunately, the exploding originals burnt all the copies. :eek:

Fortunately, burnt copies taste lovely with whipped cream on top.

Unfortunately, Rune Son ate the burnt copies without whipped cream.

Fortunately, they weren't burnt copies. They were actually burnt marshmellows

Unfortunately, the marshmallows were poisoned.

Fortunately, no one wanted to eat them as they had all just had a big meal.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . Tolkien returned from the grave and wrote everything again.

. . . Wait . . . this should be 'fortunately' . . .

Fortunately Nilp's unfortunately was quite lucky.

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . Farael's 'Fortunately' was unlucky. :p

(And it goes on . . . )

Fortunately, Glirdan came by and stopped their bickering by saying "Who ordered the pizza?"

Unfortunately . . .
 

. . . Nilp pointed to Illamatar, wearing purple spandex.

Fortunately, the Pizza was delivered by a dwarf, meaning that Middle Earth was back to existence.

Unfortunately, the Dwarf that delivered the pizza was not really a Dwarf, but Sauron in disguise.

Fortunately Sauron had became a pretty good person and did not complain when those who ate the pizza did not tip him.

Unfortunately Sauron was pretty upset that those who ordered the pizza would not share it with him.

Fortunately, they gave him a tasty cake.

Unfortunately, since he was now a good guy,
he had developed a taste for lembas.

Fortunately, the cake that was given to Sauron was made of lembas

Unfortunately, without the Ring, Sauron hadn't materialized, and so the cake had no effect. Sauron felt himself humiliated and started having memories from earlier times, when humans had humiliated him. His newly-found goodness began to wear off.

Fortunately, a happy round of Kumbaya chased away any ill feelings, and the goodness of Sauron stayed.

Unfortunately, Sauron also stayed: the pizzas had been eaten and no-one could make any more rounds of Kumbaya.

Fortunately, they all started a few games of twister, which happened to be Suaron's favorite game.

Unfortunately Morgoth had cable tv (on demand)
and internet access in the Outer Void,
saw Sauron trying to reform and sent
e-mail to Sauron making fun of him.

Fortunately, Sauron had developed a sense of humor and great liking of satire, even irony. So, everyone at the party had a jolly-good laugh.

Unfortunately The Three Stooges started a pie throwing
incident at the party, which ticked off Sauron
(it being below his dignity as a maia). :mad:

Fortunately, no one liked the Three Stooges anyways, so they were kicked out.

Unfortunately, Groucho Marx was also at
the party and Sauron left in a snit
(or a huff) when Groucho leaned over
to him and said in his face:
"You know, you're very close to an idiot!"

Fortunatley, Tulkas crashed the party. and challenged one and all to a wrestling contest!

Unfortunately, Tulkas exploded.

Fortunatley that didn't ruin the partay

Unfortunately when Johnny the stinky balrog showed up, it did. :p