just to continue this story :rolleyes:

Gimli: "thinking" if that Pippin keeps kicking me Ill kill 'im!
Pippin:This is fun and he doesn't do anything "kick"
Gimli: Alright thats it bring it on punk!
Pippin:*runs away*

Uh-oh . . .
 

Merry: You killed Legolas!
Pip: *gasp*
Gimli: But he kept calling me "Shorty"!

Merry and Pippin watch as a beetle hangs on to Gimli's hair for dear life...

South Park :D
 

Merry: Oh my God! he killed Legolas!
Pippin: You bastard!
Gimli: It's alright. It's a parody so he won't stay dead for long.

[Dots. http://www.geocities.com/louis_martian/smilies/evil.gif]

Legolas: I'll be alive in time for the next episode.
Merry: What next episode? This is the last one!
Legolas: Uh . . . The Hobbit?

Merry and Pippin are the first to discover that Gimli has forgotten the back half of his armor.



~MAEG!
PS- Check it out! I didn't fall off the face of the earth! I was just... lazy for the past three months. :rolleyes:

G: GIMLIII!!

Exposed.
 

Pip: Oh, no!
Merry: Oh, no.
Gimli: Oh, Mahal.

Legolas' wig fell off.

Concerning the Large, Hairy Spider on Gimli's Back
 

Pippin: Is that...
Merry: Yup.
Pippin <reluctant>: Maybe we should tell him?
Merry <grins devilish little hobbit grin>: Let Legolas do it!

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler..._legolas_2.jpg

Legolas's reaction to the big problem on Gimli's back

"Hold still Gimli I have to take aim!"

Legolas: Right I'll take care of those o..r...c..s... wow! I have such pretty hands, Gimli come look!

Legolas having a temper tantrum: Never liked the stupid dwarf anyway....

Middle Earth Olympics...
 

Representing Mirkwood, Legolas Greenleaf! He gets into position, takes aim ... this looks like a clean shot! Ah, if it wasn't for that dwarf in his way, he'd have got the bulls' eye!

FINALLY, I`m back. My parents moved me clear across the state, and I am NOT happy. I`ve been deprived of my computer and the BD for 3 weeks. :(

Alright here it goes:

STUPID LITTLE BUZZING FLY!!! I WILL GET YOU!!!

L: Let's see, feet firmly planted, draw back the string, squint handsomely, take aim, man am I lookin' good...

Gimli: Hello?

L: AHHH! I broke a nail!

http://www.quintessentialwebsites.co...r02_060_ls.jpg


Elves: Just becuase theyre heroes doesnt mean we should dress them! They can dress themselves!

You can't see it, but this line goes on into infinity. :smokin:

Help!
 

(Haldir is taking Galadriel and Celeborn on an inspection tour of the Fellowship.)

H: And here is CP 14...

G: Hmm!

H: And CP 26...

G: Ehh...

H: And CP 97...

C: Ah.

H: And CP 4...

C: Ahh!

H: And CP 65...

(Merry whispers to the other hobbits. They giggle and sneak to the end of the line.)

H: And CP 21...

G: Ahh...

H: And CP 74...

C: Well.

H: And CP 102...

(The hobbits keep ducking behind one another, making the lime seem endless. It is six hours before Gally and Celly find out, and oust both the Fellowship and Haldir.)

Legolas pic:
*Gimli tries to transfer the "Kick Me" sign to Legolas' back*
Legolas: Don't even think about it, dwarf.

Creepy Lothlorien pic:
The Elves of Lothlorien preparing for "The Fellowship of the Ring Wax Museum".

Legolas picture--
L: Are you talking to me? Are you talking to me?!?
orcs: uh, yeah...
L: *shoots the orcs* well, that problem's solved.

(At Our Lady of the Pointed Ears Cathedral in Lothlorien, the Fellowship takes their first Communion.)

"Please kneel. That means you, Legolas... Oh, you ARE kneeling."


OR


The Lothlorien Medical Team tries to break the Guiness Book of World Records for the most heart transplants performed at one time. Full coverage at 11.


OR


"All of you with glowing butts in the left line, everyone else in the right!"

Sorry. Couldn't help myself.

OR
The Elves of Lothlorien teach their battle tactics to the Fellowship.
Elves: (In unison) PULL MY FINGER!!

Okay, I'll shut up now.

Maeggaladiel!!!
 

You're baaaack!!! :D

Anyway...

Elves of Lothlorien: *mutters* When will these people ever learn to fix themselves up? They're a disgrace to everyone alive! To think they are our only hope!

Frodo: You know what, I suddenly feel like looking for Sauron and giving this Ring back to him.

*Elves shut up*

Lorian pic:

Legolas: This stuff SO doesn’t go with my hair! :smokin:

Legolas pic "This'll teach that dwarf for nicking my hair straighteners...."

Lorien - The Golden Woods Country Dance troupe was hadn't yet found the ideal formation ..........

PJ: Hey, what's going on here? You're filming with only half the lights!

Movie ticket: $10
Food: $750
Watching the Fellowship stand around and do nothing: Pri . . hey, give me back
my money!
There are some movies that suck. Get used to it.

*cringes while awaiting the oncoming projectiles*

$750 for food? Must be a hobbit.

Aragorn: *sniff sniff* is something burning?
Boromir: My spinach puffs!

p.s. I know its mist but have an imagination it could be smoke. And Nilpaurion I love the movies (except for a few less than favourable things) but I won't throw things at you, I'm more mature and open minded than that.

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...otk_army_2.jpg

Gondor Solider without a horse: Come on Patsy! hurry up with those coconuts!

Thanks for not throwing things at me. But don't get me wrong. I like the movies, too.

To make this post on-topic . . .

Current picture:
Denethor's spring cleaning.

Front Gondorian soldier: *Sniffs* I never get nice things, like horses... Oh well, *Gets out two halves of coconut and clacks them together* On quicksilver!
:D (I think the coconut joke will go on for a while)

Random Horseless Gondorian Soldier Guy- I can race these horses. I have Super Speed.

Big announcer voice: It Time to Plaaayyy......
Crowd shouts: Out Run The Horses!!!
Announcer: Lets see if this noble man can outrun these majestic Gondorian horses, if not the consellation prize is that his wife at home recieves one crushed up aluminum lawn ornament. Can he do it?! Stay tuned to find out in.......
Crowd shouts: Out Run The Horses!!!

Yeeeewww...
 

This guy just got promoted. Five minutes ago his job was to run BEHIND the horses carrying a big pooper scooper and a wheelbarrow. It was part of Denethor's KEEP GONDOR CLEAN program.

*Here it is, the moment you've trained for your whole career, soldier. It all comes down to this moment...............and your horse picked this day to have a head-cold and stay in bed.*

Horseman to the left: Look! My horse is running backwards!

horse-less soldier: What's with the horses? I thought this is a marathon!

Soldier on foot: I knew there was something I'd forgotten!
:smokin:

Foot Soldier: Cheaters!

Here is a nice one;

http://www.ninecompanions.net/galler...en_rohan_8.jpg

Theoden: Grima, Have you found my contact lenses yet?

The evolution of humans.
 

So, Théoden is the missing link! :eek: