*Possessive father-figure*

Theoden: my breath isn't that bad is it?

Rohirrim, Gandalf and Co: no were just standing back here for the view thats it!

Grima: I didn't mean it that way, Theoden.

Theoden: Grima I will not marry you. Now get away from me.

Grima: He's...glowing...

Theoden: Oh for pete's sake, the sun's behind me! Get up and put on sunglasses!

Gríma: What are you doing?
Théoden: Sit still. There's a fly on your nose.

Theoden: For the last time, we don't want double-glazing!

Theoden: Who took the cookie from the cookie jar? Was it you? It was you wasn't it? *shakes sword angrily at Wormtongue*

Wormtongue: "Yes, yes it was me!! I couldn't resist the chocolatey goodness.

Theoden: "You brought me a meduim anchovie instead of a large pepperoni for the last time..."

Oh, it's so perfect:

Theoden: "Hello, I am Inego Vatinas (or however you spell it) you killed my father; prepare to die."

Grima: "Watch out, my Lord, there's a white wizard behind you!"

Theoden: "Ha, did you really think I would fall for that old trick?"

*Legolas, seeing the disturbance, prepares to make a daring move on Eowyn.*

Following up on that one:

Eowyn: "That had better be your sword master elf."

Legolas: *satisfied smirk*

We really should start a petition to get the evil smilie back...

Where's Aragorn?
 

Théoden: Did you eat Aragorn?!?!

wormtongue: But my lord! I was . . . hungry.

Gandy: *thinks* Excellent, Grima! Now while Theoden's distracted I sneak up behind and poke him with my staff!

Eowyn: *sniff* Someone get me a tissue. This soap opera's too much for me.

Theoden discovers that it was Grima who started the horrible "facelift" rumors.

OR

Everyone in the background: FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT FIGHT....

Gandalf: (from inside) What are you kids doing out there?!

Everyone: Nuh-thiiiiing...

Gandalf: It doesn't SOUND like nothing! Don't make me come back there!

Everyone: We woooon't...

Grima: OW! He pushed me! I`m telling! Waahhh!

Theoden: No! Don`t tell on me, please!

Alright, here`s a new one. :)



http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul.../pip&merry.jpg


Merry: Are you talkin` to ME?!

Pippin: Quick, nobody's looking. *subtle hand-off*
Merry: You're sure this is the good stuff?
Pippin: Merry lad, this is pure Elven bud! It'll make Longbottom Leaf seem like shredded paper...

Merry: See that guy?
Pippin: Yeah. What?
Merry: Some people say he ate Beleriand!
Pippin (thinking): Hmmm . . . competition at last!

Merry: this wax modle of Pippin is great!

Merry: "Blah, blah, blah, Visa bucks, blah, blah, blah."

Arrgh...my rusty brain...
 

Merry: "No, seriously, listen..."
"Wired are the eyes of a horse on a jet plane, one that smiled as he flew over the bay."

Pippin: "What's a jet plane?"

Merry: "That, my friend, is my remorse. For the horse..."

Pippin: "Wait, is this the song about that Chinese food?"

Merry: "Stop thinking about food for a moment!"

Pippin: "Okay, what about..."
"Psycho! Groupie! Pipeweed! Crazy! Psycho groupie pipeweed crazy psycho groupie pipe, makes you high, makes you high, makes you really wanna..."

Merry: "Honestly, there's no talking to you sometimes!"

Pippin: "I think me, I want life..."

The many arguments Merry and Pippin
 

Merry: Why can`t you see it?! That cloud clearly looks like a bunny!

Pippin: No, I still think it`s turtle. Wait...no! It`s changing!

Merry: See! I told you it`s a bunny!

Pippin: No it`s not, it`s a gerbil.

Merry: AAARRRRGGGH!!!

Merry: Pippin, don't you feel something creeping up your back? *diabolic grin*
Seconds later...
*splash!*

(I'll leave it to your imagination.)

Merry: Pip?. . .Pip?. . .Pippin?? What kind of mushroom did you eat, anyway?

Pippin: I can see the light!

Merry: Erm, its behind you.

Pippin: *in a whisper* Psst! Merry!
Merry: What?
Pippin: Don't look now, but I think a camera is watching us

Merry: Now Pip u see this.... this will help you live if you fall over board... Pip... you listening!!!?

Pippin: ....... and that's how E=mc2!!! Haha I got- *smack*

Re:
 

"Hey Pip, I'll give you five bucks if you push Galadriel into the river."

All very lovely!

Here is one I thought was nice;

http://def110pu.web.infoseek.co.jp/b...hoto/lotr3.jpg

Legolas: I'm sorry Aragorn... I did not know it would turn you into a hobbit!

Good pic!
 

Legolas: That boy's pet is simply atrocious! Come, dog Aragorn, and show him the proper way.
Aragorn: *bark! bark!*

The megalomaniacal tendencies of Legolas
 

Legolas: "And now I use my patented nerve hold to destroy you Aragorn and become King of Gondor myself. A hahahahahaha!"

Legolas: "i know its a bad thing that i "accidently" shot Gimli cause i thought he was an orc, but a bets a bet and your the disgruntled dwarf now!"

Great pic!
 

Legolas: WEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!! Piggy back!

L: Vulcan neck pinch! *struggle struggle*

A: *swat* Darn gnats.

You're . . . PUNK'D!
 

hahahahahahaha!!!
 

Legolas: You didn`t just step in that, did you?

Legolas: You know Aragorn..have you ever considered Rogaine...You might also want to do something about those greys...you are 87 you know.

Legolas: Dang but that's a big gopher hole. . .