Fortunately he smote Morgoth by throwing all those wheeled structures into the void, which un-voided the void and thus created a paradox that destroyed all those structures along with a good chunck of Morgoth.

Unfortunately, Morgoth was then angered and decided to be evil again. He then rebuilt Mount Doom, Minas Tirith, Orthank and Barad-Dûr and then attached wheels to all of them. He even made Bag-End into a racecar.

Fortunately, Morgoth didn't do a very good job at putting the wheels on, so they fell of.

Unfortunately, I showed up and told everyone they have five minutes before they have to come in for supper.

Fortunatley, in that five minutes the pit crew were able to put the tires back on all five of the race cars!

Unfortunately...
 

...they forgot the lug-nuts.

Fortunately, Eru happened to walk by and gave them a box full of lug-nuts.

Unfortunately, divine intervention doesn't usually yield very promising results, and all the lug-nuts exploded simultaneously as soon as Eru left.

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . Eru doesn't leave, he's omnipresent. :p

Unfortunately...
 

...that doesn't mean anyone knows he's there.

Fortunatley, the lug-nuts didn't explode...cuz Eru is omniprestent. Unfortuantly, Gimli started throwing them at the heads of rabid fan-girls swooning for MovieLegolas.

(Eonwe, how is that unfortunate?!)

Fortunately, this severely deterred the fangirls, and a stray lug-nut also hit Movie Legolas in the head, rendering him immobile and unconscious.

Unfortunately, he wasn't put into a coma. (someone PLEASE contradict me and say that he was!! :( )

Fortunately, Farael walked by and decided to claim that he actually WAS put into a coma.

(Its not, actually. Well depending on who you are I guess... :D )

Unfortuantley, Movie Legolas, on Death's doorstep, realized he didn't have the fee to pay the porter, so Death wouldn't let him in.

Fortunately, everyone pitched in.

Unfortunately, there wasn't enough as most people had spent too much on removing wheels from large structures.

Fortunately Death always wanted the World Disco Champion trophy, so he agreed if Legolas found the trophy (which Boromir had) and brought it back to him. Legolas would then be allowed in.

Unfortunately...
 

...Boromir only had the trophy after a long and drawn-out dance battle with death and wouldn't give it up.

Fortunately, death accepted a disco-dancing challenge from legolas to see whether or not he would be allowed into the lands of the death.

Unfortunately, Legolas had previously sprained an ankle on Cerberus' paw.

Fortunately, that was a long time ago and Legolas had completely recovered.

Unfortunately, as he was sliding down an oliphaunt's trunk, he tripped, fell and broke his neck.

It has been so long
 

Fortunately, he liked the feeling and so he did it again and again.

Unfortunately he should have been killed, yet Death would not let him into the lands of the dead and so Legolas kept on going, making the oliphaunt VERY angry

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . the Oliphaunts ground him to pieces and chewed on his entrails. He ain't dead, just digested.

And then, he becomes Oli-poop! :D

Unfortunately, nobody listens to Nilp's theories on Oli-Poop and it was quickly disregarded. Why? because Gil-Galad says so! thats why!

Fortunately . . .
 

. . . nobody listens to Gil-galad, either. :p

Unfortunately, a little dwarf named Josti by chance heard some of the words spoken by Gil-Galad and was crippled for life

Fortunately, Death happened to be a well-qualified physical therapist.

Unfortunately, he was crippled for life, so death couldn't do anything.

(sorry, just trying to ease his pain)

Fortunately, Josti's aunt's mother's cousin's next-door-neighbor's granddaughter's sweetheart was a lawyer, and agreed to take on Oli-poop Legolas' case.

Unfortunately, because that got so confusing what with the mother and the aunt and neighbors, the lawyer went insane and was put into a mental institute.

Fortunatley, it didn't matter, because everyone in teh legal system is already insane.

Unfortunately, Death bribed the judge (using extra years of life) to rule that he wasn't dead.

Fortunately, the judge was elven and therefore already immortal, so as soon as he realized this, he decided to disregard Death's offer.

Unfortunately, Glirdan walked by and was surprised that this has (not surprisingly) gotten slightly off topic. So, he simply said "There's Gandalf...UNCLOAKED!!!! :eek: "

And fortunately Gandalf, with the consent of Iluvatar, the valar, maia,
orcs, Smeagol, Deagol, the cats of Queen Beruthiel,
etc. ruled that comments should be relevant (in at
least a warped way) to Middle-earth.

Unfortunately, most posters take a very broad view of the definition of warped.

Fortunately, Frodo recovered the Ring.