Frodo: No, you may NOT use me to practice for your Proctology mid-term! Get away from me with that thing!

OR

Witch-king: Come here, little boy...I have some candy for you...
Frodo: What are you doing? You're not a priest! Let go of me!

OR

Frodo: Oh my God! It's Dan Quayle!

Hey Fordim... "I don't know, man! I just wanna buy a pack of cigarettes!" :cool:

Donald Trump dismisses the next candidate from his reality TV show, The Apprentice.

Whoa! I missed a lot!
 

Horsemen pic.

Random horseman waaay back: I'll be damned if any of these turkeys get the last piece of lembas.

Weathertop pic.

The Witch-king needs a lab specimen.

Frodo: Do I look like a frog?

OR

Frodo: I suppose you're not Strider (though you do smell a lot like him . . . )

What's in your wallet?

Brilliant, Nimrothiel! Those adverts crack me up!

Ok;

Witch King: I am going to kill you!

Frodo: Help!

Sam: Mr Frodo there’s a secret escape here!

Frodo: NO! I need to escape more...

Sam: Dramatically? Sir?

Frodo: Yes! Dramatically! I need to escape more dramatically!

Witch King: Finished yet?

*The Witch-King acts out his plan with his new Frodo toy.*

Witch king: I swear, if you kids come in my yard ONE MORE TIME, I'll--
Frodo: But I'm just selling cookies for the hobbit scouts!


OR

A scene from the film THE BLAIR WITCH KING PROJECT.

OK, whoever gets THIS one recieves two of their favorite kind of pie AND will be my new favorite person. :cool:

Frodo: Now I'm learning about scaring!

Frodo:AHHH A bee kill the bee I'm allergic to bees!

Ring Wraith: Ill kill it... but only if you give me the ring..

Frodo : DEAL!

Witch King: Whaddya mean, "Glorfindel's not in the movie"?

WK: Ok, naptime's over!

"You stole my girlfriend!"

Frodo: N...N...No, thanks, I changed my mind about my shave!

Frodo: I'm feeling much better! Honest!

Witch King: Don't worry Frodo, we'll have that gall stone out of there in no time! Just hold still!

Frodo: No...please...I'm scared of injections...
Witch King: ???
Frodo: You mean that's not a syringe? Okay then...

Witch-King: "To blazes with The Code!"

Fro: Hey, I thought you guys's motto was "First Do No Harm"!

WK: What? I'm a Nazgûl, not a doctor!

Frodo looked on terrified when he realised the Witch King had noticed that Frodo had swapped his sword or Mordor for a rubber haddock.

Sorry, I would put the pic on this page, but it won`t seem to work. :confused:

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Legolas, do I look like the type of person who would steal your shampoo?

Aragorn: Are you looking at me? Are YOU looking at ME? Who the f*** are you looking at? Because there's nobody else here, so you must be looking at me. Are you LOOKING at me?

Galadriel's powers were beginning to have an effect on Aragorn...

That smells like another one of Gimli's...

hahahahahahahaha!
 

Estel! You naughty naughty Dunedain! ;)

Prophet #1: Do you have the Answer?
Aragorn: Yes.
Prophet #2: You mean there really is one?!
Aragorn: There really is one.
Prophet #2: And you're going to tell us?
Aragorn: Yes.
Prophet #1: Now?
Aragorn: Now.
Prophet #2: Wow.
*pause*
Aragorn: You're not going to like it...

That brings us to Unofficial Rule #42 of the Crazy Captions thread: whenever possible, allude to Hitchhiker's Guide. ;)

Aragorn: "I swear if I hear that Verizon Wireless guy one more time I'll..."

Delusions of grandeur . . .
 

Aragorn: Is it me, or am I hot today? Rrrr . . . watch out ladies!

It's ALL you, Aragorn...
 

A: No thank you, I do not like muffins.


Which brings us to rule no. 1: Inside jokes rule!

Yeah, outside jokes can make you too cold. ~Christy

And bad jokes just stink.

*Whilst gazing sleepily at the dancing pink oliphaunts, 'Gorn begins to wonder if he should give up the weed - especially right before important battles.*

*Boromir can be heard screaming in the distance*
Boromir: AAAAAAAH! *THUD* OW! MY LEG! All right, which one of you wise guys smeared grease all over the staircase?! Hey... what is this? My pants are stuck to the floor... IS THIS GLUE!?!

Aragorn: Heh heh. Let's see him disco NOW.

I actually understood that Oddwen. :)
 

Good ones Estel and Eomer! :D

Holy Eru! What is that silly fool-of-a-Took doing this time?! Boy, is Gandalf going to be mad when he comes back!

Aragorn's "tell-me-I-stink-and-you'll-regret-it-forever" look #27.

Gimli and Legolas are arguing in the background.

Aragorn: Soon I'll have to stop playing "Who shall I kill first?" over in my head and just go for what feels natural... I think I'll start with me, then its Legolas then Gimli.

Aragorn was very sad when Pippin ate the last muffin.

Aragorn: If Pippin doesn't stop singing "A Hundred Bottles of Ale on the Wall" soon, I'm going to pack him in a box and mail it to Abu Dhabi.

Tiii-iii-iime for a new pic!
BEHOLD!


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F: I'm sorry Gandalf, but I'm distracted by your hat. That is sooooo Second Age, man.

Frodo: I don't think it works like that...

Frodo: So that's the famous pointy hat trick... I don't think much of it.

*Frodo struggles to maintain interest as Gandalf tells him again what happened at Bilbo's 99th Birthday Party. Newsflash old man, I WAS THERE TOO!*

Frodo: You want me to go where?