Frodo: "Look, Gandalf, I'm sure it's all great fun for you, but I don't think the rest of Middle Earth is quite ready for 'Johnny Be Good'."

Did you just eat that, Gandalf?

Re:
 

"Hold on Frodo, we're being followed by a swarm of some creature or another. Take the reigns while I incinerate them ..."

Gandalf: Inconceivable!
Fro: You keep using that word. I do not think it means what you think it means.

Gandalf:...And that's how I came to Middle-Earth! So you see, I'm really an angelic gaurdian figure come to save the world!

Frodo: *Just keep smiling, and he'll go away*

Not to copy Nimrodel_9 or anything...
 

Fro: You ate Uncle Bilbo?

Your the one who taught boromir to disco??? :p

*Frodo gives a patronising response to Gandalf's claims that he could turn him into a toad.*

Good ones Oddwen and Eomer!
 

Uhhh! Sour... skittles...too...sour!!!

F: Gandalf, drop the weed!

Sorry! I couldn`t resist.
 

My mind isn`t working at the moment, so I can`t think of anything. Sooo... ;)
http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul...14817&orderby=

I`m looking at him!
($10 and a cookie to whoever gets that) :D

F: "Duhhhh...and den, duhh...yeah. DUHHHH!"

(Reminds me of a co-worker, that does.)

Or, speaking of work, how about:

F: Ding, fries are done! Ding, fries are done!

*shudders*

The saga really goes on!
 

Jeez! Look! We have our own little Illiad... i can't believe that this is Still going on... I remember when this was only fifteen pages! Oh, well.

Might as well add some more:

Meet the new Legolas:

http://www.ez-entertainment.net/zoneseye/hedwig_2.jpg

Interviewer: So, what do you have to say about your new look? What was your transformation process like? What can you say to you're fans?

"Some girls they have natural ease They wear it any way they please With their French flip curls And perfumed magazines Wear it up, let it down This is the best way that I've found To be the best you've ever seen I put on some make-up Turn up the eight-tack I'm pulling the wig down from the shelf Suddenly I'm Miss Farrah Fawcett From TV Until I wake up And I turn back to myself." - Wig In A Box

Yeah. Cheezy, I know.

It was broadcasted on Norwegian Television? Hmm. Didn't seem to catch it. :confused:

That's strange. I've always seen Gandalf as a sort of "David Bowie - Seem- to -have-been-there-forever" person... Sorry. When ever i bring up david bowie people always comment on that Bowie seems to be immortal. Most Glam Rockers are ;) .

<==The Lofty Tree of Gondor
 

Frodo: Um, Gandalf, you have something in your nose...

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Faramir was unaware that a mysterious horseman was about to grab him.

"Oh shoot! I forgot to tell Frodo and Sam about Shelob!"

Oh, now i see! I was too interested in where it was broadcasted... :rolleyes: I'm such an idiot sometimes. Oh, well.

For The Frodo Pic
 

Um gandalf your robes are open.

Faramir: "Good God, what is that hideous thing?"

Gollum: "That's a shame, it's only a Hobbit..."


*Shrek rules* :)

Faramir: A "Hobbit"? Well, that's the last time I smoke pipeweed before talking to Gandalf.

Faramir: *sees what Shadowfax just did on his shampoo*

Now, OT comment-
*loves Labyrinth* *points at siggy*

Faramir: You have six fingers on your right hand. Someone was looking for you.
Gandalf: *thwack!*

Frodo pic

Frodo unveils his secret weapon against the Nazgûl: Puppy eyes.

~*~

Faramir pic
He had a journal entry later that day. Do you want to know what it says?
Sure you do. ;)

March 10, 3019: Saw Gandalf the Grey uncloaked. Rethinking plans for suicide.

Frodo pic:

Frodo: Mr Gul, Mr Nazgul?

Nazgul: erm, yes?

Frodo: You’re a jerk. A complete A*se hole... right...

Nazgul: HAY! Come back here and say that? Who the Hell do you think you are?

And a large box of magic pencils to anyone who gets that.

You underestimate how many Douglas Adams fans there are on this board. ;)

Faramir: "Oh no! I forgot to take the chicken out of the freezer! I guess it's beans on toast for tea tonight..."

Too true...

Faramir: Right, I put the dinner in the oven and I need to take the dog for a walk... (Looks down and sees that there is a raw chicken attacked to a dog lead)... ah!

Originally posted by me:
Nobody got that one? It was David Wenham in Van Helsing. I love him in that movie! Oh well, I guess I get to eat the cookie. ;)

Faramir had a very short attention span.
Yes, bring more men over to that bridge and-- Holy Eru! That is the biggest rat I`ve ever seen!

Faramir: Smell bad...

Anyone who gets that receives a special gift of a peach. No worm in this one, I promise.

Amid howls of laughter and shocked screams, Faramir realizes that he has forgotten his pants again.

New pic, anyone?
 

Hmm... Who will be my next victim? I know! Frodo and Sam! Or should I say, the Elves?
http://www.councilofelrond.com/modul...orderby=titleA

Frodo:This is going to be great! Too bad I didn`t know about Unce Bilbo`s Halloween masks earlier! Ok, Sam. On the count of 3, we jump out of the bushes, and shout BOO! We then laugh like maniacs, run through their group, and into the trees.
Sam: Ok. On the count of what?
Frodo: 3
Sam: Got it.
Frodo:Are you sure?
Sam: Yeah. I think so.
Frodo: You think so?
Sam: Yeah.
Frodo: The count of 3.
Sam: 3?
Frodo:3!
Sam: BOO! ***jumps into group of Elves, screams like maniac, and runs into trees.***
Frodo: *sigh* Will he ever get it right?
***Elves scream in terror and scatter.*** :p

It was inevitable.
 

*Crazy funfair music*

Sam: Don't they know there is a cliff over there?
Frodo: Shh! This could be interesting.

Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! Elves!

Frodo: They must be on thier way to the Havens!

*Both watch the elves pass in awed silence*

Frodo: *Sigh* Elves are so wonderful!

Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! A butterfly!

Frodo: It must be on it's way to the Havens!

*Both watch the butterfly pass (going east) in awed silence*

Frodo: *Sigh* Butterflies are so beautiful!

Sam: Look, Mr. Frodo! Clouds!

And it goes on. For another two or three chapters...

A Halloween Photo!
 

This photograph has long served as evidence of the existance of the infamous "Follow the Leader" ghosts of Lorien, spirits of elves who died in a freak Follow the Leader accident involving a blindfolded 'leader' and a cliff. Their ghosts are said to haunt the forests, repeating their final words before dying...

"We're follooowwwing the leeeeaader, the leeeeaader, the leeeaaader,
We're foooolooowwwing the leeeeader, whereeeeever hee maaay goooo-AAAAAAAHHHHHHH!"
*photograph taken by famous ghostologists F. Baggins and S.Gamgee. (Pictured, in corner)

*Author's note* At the time of their deaths, Baggins and Gamgee admit that the photograph was fake.

Sam: Look Mr. Frodo, sir - Elves!

Frodo: Not just Elves, Sam. Those are New Jersey Elves. See? They're glowing in the dark, just like the rivers and streams of their homeland!


(With apologies to anyone from the Garden State.)

The hooligans...
 

In their younger years, youngsters Sam and Frodo used to lie in hiding in the forests and throw rocks at passing elves.

A seasonal caption
 

Sam: I don't have no treats, Mr Frodo sir, and I don't want no tricks, if you take my meaning.

Frodo: Let's just hide here and maybe they'll go away.

<==The Lofty Tree of Gondor
 

Frodo: *in a rather strong Australian accent* Crikey! Now them there, those are High Elves; we're really lucky, we've caught them during their millennial migration to the Havens! Be quiet now, we don't want to startle 'em.

Sam: Mr. Frodo, I think you've been watching too much television...

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~