Fortunetaly the hug of DOOM doesnt effect hobbits so Frodo came out alive.

Unfortunately the Poke of DOOM does have an effect on hobbits and Snaga began to chase Frodo with his his finger.

Fortunately Snaga, demonstrating his awesome power to the Hobbit, poked himself and died instantaneously.

Unfortunately, the smell of death attracted evil crows!

Fortunately the crows were hobbit-friendly and left Frodo alone.

Unfortunately, Frodo was by this stage quite broken down and paranoiac, and was too scared to move.

Fortunately Sam came and started to carry Frodo away.

(Oh horror! This is becoming like the book!)

Unfortunately Sam was too unfit to last long and quickly suffered a cardiac arrest.

Fortunetaly the cast of ER came out of nowhere and saved him.

Unfortunately the 8 and the Barrow-wight found fell beasts and went hunting for the Ring.

Fortunately they got confuesed between the ring and the movie, so they went to their friendly neighbourhood Blockbuster instead

Unfortunately, The store was sold out of The Lord of the Rings after Sauron bought them all up to go on a twelve hour watching spree!

Fortunately once Sauron realised he loses at the end he started to cry and brought the movies back.

Unfortunately Sauron got back in contact with the 9.

Fortunately, by now, Frodo and Sam were just getting inside Mount Doom!

Unfortunately strange blobs of blue gelatin started falling out of the sky and blocked the entrance to Mount Doom.

Fortunately, it was second breakfast time.

Unfortunately the gelatin was poisoned.

Fortunately, Frodo and Sam hate Jelly. So they took their swords and cut through it until they were in the Crack of DOOM!

Unfortunately Frodo refused to destroy the Ring.

Fortunately the Ring, which was getting tired, depressed and suicidal, slipped off Frodo's finger anyway...

Unfortunately, Gollum jumped out from behind a stone and took the ring before it fell!

Fortunately Gollum slipped on a purple banana peel and fell off the edge.

Unfortunately, the Ring had slipped from his fingers as he fell and was now lying before the corrupt Frodo!

Fortunately, Sam-the-uncorrupt slipped the ring into his pocket before Frodo saw.

Unfortunately, Frodo didn't have to see the ring, he could smell it. And the demented, mouth foaming, Frodo went after Sam.

Fortunately an epileptic, emaciated Hobbit is rather weaker than a healthy, muscular Hobbit.

Unfortunately, Sam was the epileptic, emaciated Hobbit.

Fortunately Gollum climbed up from a ledge and tried to take the Ring but the Ring slipped out of his grasp and fell into the hot lava and was thus destroyed.

Unfortunately, Tolkien was unhappy with this and changed it to read
"Fortunately Gollum climbed up from a ledge and tried to take the Ring but the Ring slipped out of his grasp and fell onto Frodo's head".

Fortunately, the ring got stuck in Frodo's tangled, sticky, unwashed hair and didn't fall into the lava.

Unfortunately, the tangled, sticky, unwashed hair was actually a wig, allowing Gollum to snatch the hair and ring off of Frodo's head during a death-defying leap from his ledge.

Fortunately, Anborn was watching off in the distance and lassoed Gollum, shouting..."Yay I got the squirrel!"

Boromir88, that was too funny!
 

Unfortunately, Anborn's cowboy shouting awoke the watcher in the water, with its tentacle, tethered Anborn, who still had Gollum lassoed. (picture that one)

Fortunately, Aragorn, who thought this was getting far to silly, snatched the ring from Gollum as he flew past.

Unfortunately he forgot he can't fly and fell to his immediate doom of broken bones

Fortunately, this meant that Gaffer Gamgee could pick up the ring and, as Gandalf had told him all about it, he made his way to Mount Doom.

Unfortunately, the Gaffer noticed Sauron's unkept garden and immediately took out his gardening tools to fix it.

Fortunately, the Orcs scared him away.

Unfortunately the orcs had scared him away so quickly that he dropped the ring.