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Feanor of the Peredhil 02-22-2006 01:32 PM

I assign frozen Dr. Pepper. When the shards of tingling ice melt on your tongue, it's the most fantastic sensation.

And I assign the warm sun on chilly days, with the gleam of light off of half-frozen ponds. Look-out views where you can see three states from one perch and the way the lazy clouds unconcernedly blanket the mountains you are photographing. The bright afternoon sun blazing through ragged branches, the sound of birdsong.

Cold water in the middle of the night when you wake up parched. Books that you simply can't set down. Wiggly puppies and affectionate sarcasm. Really good pizza... with broccoli, sun-dried tomatos, onions, and mushrooms, and sprinkled with a bit of hot sauce.

And Lal... Marmite! But only if you eat it the right way. :D

the guy who be short 02-23-2006 11:20 AM

Lovely, amazing, wonderful people who encourage you to start writing again after so many many months.

Lhunardawen 02-24-2006 03:37 AM

Four extra hours of uninterrupted sleep - thanks to classes in all levels being suspended - and upon waking up and looking at the mirror, seeing a face that looks less stressed and haggard than the day before.

The reason for the suspension of classes does not at all belong to the Shire, though. I would pity poor Sam if it does.

littlemanpoet 02-24-2006 12:59 PM

The following conversation gets assigned to the Shire:

My supervisor was talking about the Monty Python skit in which the traumatized fellow can't say any word with the letter 'c' in it, so he says "bolourful" until someone says "well, usk 'k'" in stead. "Kolorful", he says, and then his eyes :eek: "Why, I never thought of that!"

So I brought up Victor Borg's "inflationary English" in which all incidents of numbers in the English language are raised by one number. Thus, to, two, and too become three; and fortuitious becomes five-three-itous. Then I said that I would have to try that out in my current werewolf game.

My supervisor said, "And they'll assign you to Mordor!" :D

JennyHallu 02-24-2006 01:02 PM

no kidding??

Well I assign my puppy dog. And anyone who feels this should be explained is hereby ordered to go and adopt a puppy dog from his or her neighborhood shelter.

the guy who be short 02-26-2006 06:57 AM

Reading a book and finding a BDer siggy or former siggy in it. It's wonderful. :D

littlemanpoet 02-26-2006 04:52 PM

I assign uses of LotR references in every day life.

For example, my church has a two story 'split level' addition so that the lower level is not as low as the rest of the basement, but below everything else. It's been nicknamed "middle earth". :D

Laitoste 02-26-2006 06:31 PM

The Westminster dog show. Actually, the AKC in general. Or how about all dogs...I just spent five hours of my life curled up alone in my room, watching dogs parade around Madison Square Garden, and I cried. I want to do that! I want to devote the rest of my life to bettering a breed, to bettering the species!

Eleventy-one pop-ups blocked! That has to mean something, right?

Lhunardawen 03-01-2006 05:20 AM

littlemanpoet, because he has always wanted to go there. ;)

piosenniel 03-01-2006 09:48 PM

Glorious, first of spring weather in Oregon . . . time for mushroom hunting and a trip to the hot springs :)

littlemanpoet 03-02-2006 10:40 AM

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Originally Posted by Lhunardawen
littlemanpoet, because he has always wanted to go there. ;)

Well gee thanks. :) Golly gee whizzers even! :p ....such lingual promiscuity should of course not accompany me to the Shire. See you all there! **LMP hops, skips and jumps in the general direction of all homey, comfortable, provincial and stolid things.**

Feanor of the Peredhil 03-02-2006 12:21 PM

Snow!!!

the guy who be short 03-02-2006 04:07 PM

Particularly the type of snow that thinks it's sand. I've only seen it once, earlier this week. Particles of snow blowing around in waves like a desert... it was beautiful.

Feanor of the Peredhil 03-02-2006 04:19 PM

It sounds lovely. My particular variety (falling steadily from very early this morning until now) is that sort with the large snowflakes that coat everything they touch with a shimmering blanket. The kind that decorates pine boughs until the wind shakes it off when you least expect it to fall on you. The sort that fills in paths as quickly as they're plowed and the sort that you really don't want to drive in.

Lhunardawen 03-02-2006 09:27 PM

*pouts in envy*

Well, the Shire deserves a fine sunny-windy day like *this*, too. ;)

So long as it doesn't rain. :rolleyes:

Lalwendė 03-03-2006 05:29 PM

Snow. Tch. It spoiled my tea tonight.

No sooner had I sat down in the best Mexican/Cuban/Argentinian place in town and ordered my Chimichangas (drool) but without any prior warning in the way of a decent weather forecast, the skies opened and literally dumped several inches of snow on the city centre inside half an hour. My feet are still freezing. :(

Feanor of the Peredhil 03-05-2006 08:48 PM

all assignations italicized
 
I assign Rivendell Books in Montpelier, VT. Cute new/used bookstores of all sorts deserve assignation, but specifically this because I was so enthused at its name and the fact that I bought several books for a fantastic price shortly after consuming some really amazing Ben & Jerry's, some fantastic apple cider, and more habanero cheese than strictly necessary.

I also assign habanero maple syrup. The sensation is incredible. A taste and your mouth is filled with the sweet explosion of sugary bliss and most suddenly, there's a second explosion of heat. As you continue to taste the wonderful mapley goodness, your eyes water, your tongue burns, and you can't help but be impressed with how cool it is that they managed to mix hot peppers and syrup in the middle of Vermont and make some really awesome stuff.

I'm going to temporarily unassign snow though... run over to Mordor if you're curious why.

JennyHallu 03-06-2006 09:23 AM

Were you eating ice cream, cider, habenero cheese and maple syrup all at the same time?

I'm afraid that gets an ick from me...

But I must assign to the shire days you get to work and are told not to work...simply lovely. It will probably be assigned to Mordor as boredom sets in later.

Feanor of the Peredhil 03-06-2006 12:05 PM

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Originally Posted by JennyHallu
Were you eating ice cream, cider, habenero cheese and maple syrup all at the same time?

Spread out over a few hours. That syrup was really cool though. Seriously... it was like downing a few dozen hot chicken wings with no bread, only at the same time, the mouth-watering sweetness of maple sugar candies.

JennyHallu 03-06-2006 12:15 PM

Whew...I feel much better, then.

I assign...free stuff from vendors. Really. I work on a military base, and this lady came in today and gave everybody knives. Including your friendly neighborhood secretary, yours truly. So now I have this little free utility knife that is MINE and that a certain person I am sworn to follow around for the rest of my life can't touch and lose it, or worse, break the tip off using it as a screwdriver or something.

Mithalwen 03-07-2006 02:45 PM

I assign days off (even those when someone from your agency interrupts your lie in slumber with a query that could have waited at least to 9.30 - they have found me a nice project for next week so I forgive..) and long lunches, and catching up with old friends and defrosting in a Turkish Bath from the unseasonally chilly weather....

Legolas in spandex 03-07-2006 03:04 PM

songs of travel and adventure.

Kath 03-07-2006 04:32 PM

Knowing you don't have to got to school tomorrow! And so knowing that you'll get to lie in til 10 (not long enough but hey it's something). Also having the reason for this being a visit to the uni you're sure you want to go to, and knowing you're going to have a good day.

Eonwe 03-07-2006 08:42 PM

In a similar vien, spring break. And sleeping...

Orominuialwen 03-08-2006 06:59 PM

Some long-overdue assignments
 
Snow days. Especially when it's the first one in five years and long overdue.

Entering a French pronunciation contest and doing well in it. It's wonderful to have teachers compliment you on your accent!

Spring break being only two days away. :D

Getting nearly nine hours of sleep on a school night, even if it means not finishing any of your homework.

Teachers who write their hall passes in pencil, and being able to successfully forge a pass because of this by erasing everything but the signature. (Don't worry, it was only so my friend and I could go see a teacher during lunch when we weren't supposed to be in the halls. We weren't doing anything terribly illegal. :p ;) )

Firefoot 03-08-2006 08:52 PM

Fog delays. You don't have to make up school days at the end of the year, but it basically turns that day into a blow off day where the only full periods are the ones that are during lunch hours - and one of mine was a study hall. :D Study halls are quite nice too. Half the time all I do is read.

Cake or ice cream for breakfast. Yum. And you don't feel too bad because it's just breakfast and any breakfast must be better than the none that is oh-so frequent.

Feanor of the Peredhil 03-08-2006 11:24 PM

I assign late night discussions where you just can't remember what an elephant sounds like. So you make the noises, trying to remember. For over ten minutes.

I assign cute skirts with awesome spin-power.

I assign discovering a class that you really want to take.... and e-mailing the professor that's teaching it to find out your likelihood of getting in since it's a sweet class and is going to fill up fast and you're only a freshman so you're registering pretty much last... and running into her when you go for dinner... and having her guarantee you a place! And I quote... "Your chances of getting in? Of course you're getting in. I want you in this class." Exciting!

JennyHallu 03-09-2006 07:10 AM

That sounds really cool...

I assign Segways. Yes, the IT invention...a perfectly balanced little platform and a handle. I got to play with one last night...and it was nifty. You just kind of think of where you want to go, and you get there. And my husband couldn't figure out how to stand still, which made me feel all superior for a while ;)

the guy who be short 03-09-2006 12:18 PM

Candy floss. Especially free tubs of it. :D

Feanor of the Peredhil 03-09-2006 03:20 PM

Learning that violence really does solve all of life's little problems. My heater is totally silent right now. :D

Eonwe 03-09-2006 08:21 PM

The first sounds of crickets! Immpending Spring! Warm weather! Soft rain! Yes, all of these certainly belong in the Shire.

Celuien 03-11-2006 12:12 AM

Emissary from Mordor arrives with a new Shire resident...
 
I hereby assign Mardil II, formerly of Gondor, formerly of Mordor, to the Shire for acts of heroism and being a generally good egg. :D

You may now return to your regularly scheduled programming.

the phantom 03-11-2006 12:17 AM

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I hereby assign Mardil II, formerly of Gondor, formerly of Mordor, to the Shire for acts of heroism and being a generally good egg.
Why thank you, m'lady. The free peoples of Middle Earth are forever in debt to you. ;)
Quote:

I assign frozen Dr. Pepper.
Oh, Fea, you are too awesome.

I read that as I was drinking half frozen Dr. Pepper. It is so amazing. When I want a Dr. Pepper, I stick a can and a mug into the freezer for a good while. When I go to drink it, the mug is all frosty, and the fizz freezes as I fill the mug up, and the frozen fizz floats around like crushed ice.

There's something about it being just barely barely above frozen that gives it more of a bite, and not just the bite of the cold. It improves the flavor, I swear.

Feanor of the Peredhil 03-11-2006 12:56 AM

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Originally Posted by the phantom
Oh, Fea, you are too awesome.

I know.

Lhunardawen 03-12-2006 02:14 AM

Cramming, but with the knowledge that everything's under control. It feels so...liberating.

Farael 03-12-2006 03:58 AM

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Originally Posted by Lhunardawen
Cramming, but with the knowledge that everything's under control. It feels so...liberating.

Or the feeling of elation you get after you see you got a good mark in that exam you had crammed desperately for and weren't too sure of what your mark would look like

Kath 03-12-2006 09:44 AM

Discovering that you got good marks in all your exams, especially the ones that you thought you'd done really badly in.

Naria 03-12-2006 11:09 AM

A day at the beach with family and friends....then later on after dark starting a fire and roasting marshmallows! :)

Feanor of the Peredhil 03-12-2006 02:09 PM

Made so much better by having been a fool and staying out until 4:00 AM only to get up for work the next morning, the Shire-worthiness is the pair of pyjama pants and amazingly large and comfortable hoodie that you get to put on once you get back. The uninterrupted nap that's on its way. Knowing that you don't have to go back out until tomorrow. Ooh... exciting.

Feanor of the Peredhil 03-13-2006 12:28 AM

I assign the etherial quality of fog. Walking slowly and alone through an abandoned campus in the soft silence of the night, pausing in awe of the way the light catches on the opaque air, separating into distinct beams by the sillhouetted trees. The soft smell of thawing earth and the warmth of the damp air. The way it all seems so unreal.


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