... head, a plan for condominiums in Mordor?

Comfort me not with ...

cliches, Aragorn, son of Arathorn!

A madness took...

...over Butterbur.
i know not very good.

Legolas: Ai! ai! A Balrog! A Balrog has...

...always blue hair, not yellow, you idiots!

(Elrond's council) Could we not still send messages to him...

"Could we not still send messages to him on AOL if Myspace is down?" Pippin asked, and when this was met with uncomprehending stares, "What? What did I say?"

It would be faithless now to

... try and abandon Arwen for Eowyn," said Gandalf, "you should really know better, Aragorn."

Fear, Fire ...

...aim, ready," said Merry, "This is the advancement of orders of the Buckland Rangers."

Then darkness took me, and I...

woke up with a horrible hangover.


The hammer will at least...

...make it possible to add some nice crown molding between the ceiling and the wall on the next episode of This Old Hobbit Hole .


The wolf that one hears is worse than...

...a wolf that one PM's to," said a Downer, and decided to leave the Werewolf games once and for all.

"Thou hadst already stolen half my son's love..."

so why did you steal his wallet, base crooked scoundrel!

Don't pretend that...

you didn't go streaking in front of the Eye of Sauron last weekend

New Quote: "Let's hunt some..."

...Gollums while they're still around. Maybe then we'll match Aragorn...


"Eavesdropping Sir? I don't..."

Eavesdropping Sir? I don't . . .

have any eaves to drop. I let you borrow them all, and you never returned them, you thief!

To Isengard! Though Isengard be ringed and barred with doors of stone;
Though Isengard be strong and hard, as cold as stone and bare as bone,
We go, we go, we go to war, to hew the stone and break the door;
For . . .

To Isengard! Though Isengard be ringed and barred with doors of stone;
Though Isengard be strong and hard, as cold as stone and bare as bone,
We go, we go, we go to war, to hew the stone and break the door;
For . . .


...Saruman stole our last stores of Galenas.

"Fool of a Took! This is a serious... "

Fool of a Took! This is a serious . . .

. . . business venture, not a hobbit lemonade stand. Throw your money down the bottomless pit next time, and then you will be no further nuisance.

At least, you must either accept this promise or carry out your law. You will get no more. But I promised that if he came to me, he should . . .

At least, you must either accept this promise or carry out your law. You will get no more. But I promised that if he came to me, he should . . .

...get a good beating, even though the law forbids it.


"It's an ill wind as blows..."