He missed the Gandalf's sarcasm when he said, "Throw yourself in next time, and rid us of your stupidity!".
..::Who was Frodo's best friend in and outside the fellowship?::..

Gimli of course!! That beard.. that helmet... who *couldnt* love that little man?


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Why didnt Frodo want Sam to go with him to Mordor?

[ September 23, 2002: Message edited by: elengil ]

he messed up his hair really bad while running to the boat - he didnt want anyone to see him.
..:: when they got to Mt Doom, why didnt frodo want to throw the ring in?

It was a collectible, and cost a pretty penny I'll tell you. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

What was The Mirror of Galadriel and what was it used for?

It's a looking glass she bought to cater to her husband's vanity. All right, it was really for her vanity.

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What really bad political move did Thingol make?

He voted Sauron for President [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]


::What was Gimli's last name?::

gimlison.
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how long did the journey to destroy the ring last?

about a week - the fellowship hitched a ride on a jumbo jet full of holiday-makers going to mordor.
..::Why did arwen want to give up her immortality for aragorn? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

she was the poor daughter of a shoe cobbler, what esle did she have to give?
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legolas was the son of who?

no-one knows - he was abandoned at birth and given as a birthday pressie to thranduil.
..::What gift did boromir recieve from galadriel?

Coal....he had been a bad boy and stole sam's bacon.......


..::What color was gimli's beard?::..

Rainbow. Don't you know he's Gimli of many colors?
..::How old is Gandalf?::..

oh, only about twenty. i mean, he was the kid of the previous gandalf who got so fed up of ME he sailed west and got his son to carry on! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

oh yeah-
..::what was the name of arwen's father?

Bob....yes, his name....was Bob


..::Which twin is older, Elladan or Elrohir??::..

elladan was the older - i mean, everyone knows that the name of the twin who is older is first when you put them in alphabetical order!
..::how did boromir die?::.. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

contrary to popular belief, boromir died because Frodo strangled him after boromir tried to take the ring.


...:::Who did Eowyn Marry?:;;....?

well obviously everyone know eoywn married gimli! they had a very nice life until gimli gave her up an went wiv legolas. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
..::how did saruman die?::..

How did Saruman die? He was looking in his palantir (fool!) [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] , got hypnotized, and the lidless eye burned a big hole in his brain.

Why did Rose Cotton prefer Sam to Merry or Pippen?

Sam was better at algebra than Merry or Pippin.

Why did Sam go with Frodo to Mordor?

he was such a show-off he just wanted to go to be a hero - especially as he heard a tv company were going to film it! the tv crew didnt arrive though and he was left disapointed - but it was too late to back out. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]
..::what was the name of gandalf in elvish?::.. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

fluffy g
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what was the weapon of choice for frodo?

nothing- he didnt want a weapon. he'd studied karate back in the shire and he felt he didnt need a weapon.
..::how many members in the fellowship?::..

.03 or at leasts that left after the orcs got to them.
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where did elrond live?

He lived in Hollywood California...

...:::What is boromirs favorite sport?::..

(American) football. He liked the idea of being allowed to push people over without getting into trouble.
..::Why did Frodo wait so long to destroy the ring?::..

Anyone who knew frodo would know that he is the biggest procrastinator you will ever meet!!!

..::Who was Elrond's favorite child??::..

he didn't even have any kids!
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why couldn't elrond have kids?

A serious accident occured one summer involving an angry brother elros and an axe..... [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]


::::::::::::::::Who was Aragorn's wife??:::::

rose cotton
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Congratulations, Naz, but do you have any other questions to ask?

um...how many more posts until i suffer the same fate as gimli?
...(gulp)

um...im new, excuse the lack of humour...

depends on how long it takes to lose a finger: price of admission.
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What was Merry's whole name?

Merry Frickin' Christmas
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What is Merry's dirty little secret? [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Alas, unlike his namesake, Merrry in fact, was not the least "merry" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Who was Glorfindel? What role did he play in The War of The Ring and why did Arwen replace him in the movie?

Arwen took his place in the movie because the best person they could find to act his part was britney spears....(the power of blondes....it kills me....not that blondes are bad though!!) and Glorfindel was an orc with a very powerful concealer....

Who is oldest? Tom Bombadil or Treebeard??

they were both the same age (around twenty) and they were both people who liked to say believable stuff about them being as old as the hills and whatever.
..::how many members of the fellowship die?::.. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

3 of them die, but then 2 of those are reincarnated as orcs.

Where were the orcs going to take Merry and Pippin?

Valinor

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Who was the king of the Valar?

(And what was 'Merry's dirty little secret' REALLY?? Im curious...

the king of the vala was galadriel. she just felt like disguising herself as an elf and coming to M.E.
..::what was the name of the leader of the uruk-hai?::..

by the way i have no idea what merry's dirty little secret was!!