I'm thinking Pontius...

(Apparently it's a sport, but I've never heard of it. If anyone knows what it is...)

Edit: Thank you, Yavanna. I guess that means it's not a typo...oh well.

[ September 20, 2003: Message edited by: Tinuviel of Denton ]

Pilates is a form of stretching and massage, somewhat like yoga. But I understand where you're coming from. [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
Peace

Interesting theory: if you don't have a good answer, remove your clothes and ask others to join you.... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] (Also, "layman's term" is not really a phrase you want to be caught misspelling, is it?)

iv never heard of question makrs sounds interesting [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

I'm assuming this type of avatar is supafly...
Peace

I've read this page and the first 3, and it sure is entertaining!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Of course, the fact that it's 3 in the morning and I laugh at everything this late at night might be contributing to the fact that I'm almost falling off my chair from laughing so hard... but these are so funny!

Here's the title to a new topic in the Books:

Wow! I knew that those Elven artefacts were good, but they could extract oil from the earth too?!!

Heres one from Top Ten signs.
As a bonus I have learned to use the dicitioonairy and can now type up to 20 wpm... [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

possibly a merge of 'Has anyone heard of this new game' and... something else.

Either that or there's a space in the wrong place and a missing f. I had to read it a few times before I was completely sure it was mistake.

I forgot exactly where I found this but...
All I know is that it's somewhere that's very, very hot.

Apostrophes can really make a difference, can't they?

I agree - if you're making money off others' ideas, you should be silent about it.
Hmmm, does that mean a very colorful decision-making process??

We always had our suspicions about Figwit and Aragorn, but this is honestly horrible!

Are you sure that's a mistake? Yes, it's horrible, but I think it's what that meant to say... Perhaps it's better left as a typo though.

Ah, probably only those affiliated with the Junior Plumbers Association.
Peace

I've seen both 'Argon is my fave LotR character all the way!' and 'Aragorn is an element of atomic number 18.' Thought it was an odd coincidence [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Ai Elbereth, I found another one.

I really am touched by that. [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Is music a currency? Excellent, I'm less broke than I thought! I'll go get my double bass!

No sheep? I think someone meant 'sheepish.'

Chimney music strikes again! 'Chim chim chimney, chim chim cheroo...' [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

*And yes, I realise that it could easily mean organ music*
Peace

Yes, but wouldn't all that string be a little unappetizing?

Are hobbits particularly musical??? [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

No, silly. The person obviously was trying to ask where the first ever hobbit (sometimes called "hobbit one") came into being. [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

[img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Anyone notice that the name of one of the topics is spelled wrong? "Funny Pictures Contenued" should be "Funny Pictures Continued." I also saw someone spell toupe as "tupee." This gave me very nasty ideas, such as: "Tupee, or not tupee, that is the question," and various other bits of nastiness. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

(I can't do quotes, otherwise I would. I can't do accents over letters either. I appologize for the inconvenience. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] )

[ November 13, 2003: Message edited by: Nimrothiel ]

This one cracked me up. It's from the topic "Gandalf's Plan."

*Gandalf and Sam look up and see nobodies left.*

Really? No bodies at all? [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Saucy, I cracked up when I came across that one, but you beat me to it! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img] Here's a beauty that's not quite a typo, but I do want to share it: Would she have worked for Balrog Airlines? ("Try our wings - we'll get you to your destination without the shadow of a doubt!")

[img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Or maybe Air Olorin, whith its memorable strapline: "Fly, you fools!" [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Me too, but there really wasn't much more to say than " [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] ". [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ November 14, 2003: Message edited by: The Saucepan Man ]

How about this one:
Is this French, or do these new special effects have something to do with keys? Gives a new meaning to the phrase "Unlocking the secrets..." [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

*But in any case, I just shout "You Foolofa Took!" at them.*

My question is, who's Foolofa Took? I don't recall reading about that character in any of the books. [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

... ever heard of "Mithandir Airways; the only place to 'Fly You fools'"

Hmmm.... I didn't know Dan was THAT feminine-looking! Honestly people, even if you hate HP, you don't need to go 'round calling the actors girls!!!! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]


Oh really? I didn't know that Liv Tyler was alive! I thought she was dead all along! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

[ November 22, 2003: Message edited by: Finwe ]

Oh, you are so cruel (noticed that someone had quoted one of my typos...*blush*)! Beware, I'm feeling revengeful [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

The name of a topic:

Does this have something to do with crossbreeding LotR characters with cats? It could indeed be interesting...

Something I accidentally typed once, but caught myself before posting it:

I must have been really hungry!

A typo in my TTT book:

A new brand of hair gel, perhaps?

[ November 23, 2003: Message edited by: Elennar Starfire ]

I found this one in a post giving advice to new members.

We will have no specks of the chat room getting into our forum!!! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

Ha ha ha That be mine! But alas I think I need a spell check and something. I must admit this is not my first typo and the flue can't be blamed for that one.

Mentally or physically? I suppose going to Mordor and back will do that to you.

I saw that one, and I think that was what they meant to say, but who knows? It sure looked strange.

[ 6:37 PM November 26, 2003: Message edited by: Kates Frodo Temp ]

My sister found this one.

Can't you see him at the super-market? "Paper or plastic, ma'am?" [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img]

[ 10:09 PM November 28, 2003: Message edited by: Kates Frodo Temp ]

That last one was great, Kates Frodo Temp! Just like all the others...

I can't remember seeing this one before, but...

Hanging with friends? [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] Not in a hang-man kind of style, I hope! [img]smilies/wink.gif[/img]

Oh, and Tinuviel of Denton, that was me... *blushes* Stupid mistake...

Namarie!

Aethelwine.

Favortie, hmm?

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