Sam and Frodo looked in awe at the gifts Elrond had given his 'trick or treaters'

Public Safety Commercial
 

Sam: oohhh....Mr. Frodo look at the pretty elvsies. Do you think that I could feed one?

Frodo: *hands Sam some lembas treats* Be careful, Sam. Elves can get testy when you come into their habitat. Make sure that you don't pet them. Wait, Sam, don't rush at them! You'll startle them! SAM!

*Sam is seen flying through the air. He lands at the feet of Frodo, who helps him to his feet.*

Frodo: What did I tell you? Don't scare them. They have a testy temper.

*Sam shakes his head and smiles*

Sam: That was fun! I want to do it again!

*Frodo watched the young hobbit run off after the elves*

Frodo: Will he ever learn? *screaming is heard* Nope.---*Frodo turns towards camera.*---Now remember kids, don't be as foolish as Sam. Do not disturb creatures in their natural habitat, or, well, you know what will happen.

*Sam flys through the air and lands in front of the camera. He smiles; his two front teeth are missing.)

Sam: Liphsten to Miphster Frodo. Be phsafe!! *Sam collapses*

THE END

(Note to the Public: No elves were harmed in the making of this commercial on Safety in the Forest )

Frodo: *into microphone* Goooood morning, Middle Earth! You're listening to K-SHIR radio! And now the daily traffic report.

Sam: *into microphone* There seems to be a lot of traffic on Interstate-5 this morning, all the way from Lorien to the Sea! If you're headed to the Gray Havens today, expect delays!

Frodo: I've just recieved word from our Shire contact that there is a three-horse pileup outside Bree! Apparently the driver of a white Mustang lost control of his animal on a patch of wet cobblestone outside the Prancing Pony, rear-ending a brown Pinto and spooking a black Mustang!

Sam: And now back to the studio, with Pippin and the weather forecast.

Frodo: I was working in my lab, late one night, when my eyes beheld an eerie sigh, for the elves in the shire, began to rise, and suddenly, to my surprise...

Elves *all turn around* they did the mash!

Frodo: They did the monster mash

Elves: The monster mash

Frodo: It was a shire smash.

Elves: It was a smash!

Frodo: It caught on in a flash

Elves: The monster mash

Frodo: they did the monster mash.


And so on and so forth.

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Merry was over joyed when he discovered the cookie in his pocket.

Merry: "I'm so wet...it just makes me want to sing...I'm SINGING in the rain! Just singing in the rain! What a glorious feeling! I'm happy again!"

Pippin, Sam and Frodo join in and they began to dance, circling around trees in their merry little dance. Aragorn finally joins in and they dance happily through the night.

The story contiues....

A traveling producer hears their marvelous singing and signs a contract with them. They travel around Middle Earth performig day and night, accumulating wealth and gaining a great amount of fame. Yet none of this matters for they totally forget about the Ring and Sauron eventually finds them takes back the Ring and makes them his slaves to sing for him day and night. Thus Sauron takes over Middle Earth and everyone is forced to serve him forever.

THE END

Merry wasn't sure whether to laugh or cry when he read about the presidential election.

Merry smiles for the trick camera.

Merry went to the audition of "Little Red Riding Hood" in full costume but still, for some reason, didn't get the main role.

Hi!
 

Elves picture

Frodo: Be vewwy vewwy quiet. We'we hunting elves.

A shilling to whoever gets that. ;)

~*~
Merry pic

I just noticed . . . Merry lost the whites of his eyes! :eek:
Alien fungi took over his body . . .

(Nil- That's Elmer Fudd! Do I get a shilling?)


Merry- Who's got a kiss for the pickety witch, the pickety witch, the pickety witch?
(A strawberry cheesecake to whoever gets that one)

OR

Merry's nasgul costume was lacking something...

Merry pic

Don`t ya hate it when you bite your tongue?

(And my shilling goes to Maeg!)
 

Merry in Botox.

Post-graduate. Why is the Merry pic in sfumato? (A piece of mithril to whoever gets that. ;) )

Mery really enjoyed the "Falls of Teiglin" water ride at the "Middle Earth Experience" themepark "wanna go again, please Aragorn?" "No, queueing time is 3 hours and Gimli wants to go on the "Mithril Mines" ride .. no Sam, you won't make the height restriction for the Vingelot ride......"

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No one would have ever suspected Sam was a vampire until it was too late.

Sam: Mister Frodo's asleep...now...it's mine...my own...my preciousss...

<==The Lofty Tree of Gondor
 

Heh, vampire Sam. *snerksnork*

Sam: Of course I know how to check a pulse! What kind of idiot do you take me for?

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

ok, maybe its just me...
 

Sam: ... huh? whats that? your breaking up?.... mr.frodo your phone isn't getting service here...

:P

ok i have one!! :D
 

http://thethrillseeker.net/funny/Lot...man_bubble.jpg

^^ sry couldn't get the picture to work))

Saruman: ha! with this device i will take over the world

Sam pic:

Sam: Now Mr Frodo, if we hold hands together like this for long enough we’ll transport directly to mount doom!

Frodo: Sam, you've been saying that... for... the ... last...... five..... hours.... *Snore*

Saruman pic;
Saruman: I can't believe my eyes!

cause for celebration
 

When the 10,000 Uruk was created, Saruman allowed himself a quick break from breeding to enjoy a little bubbly.

Don`t ask
 

Grima: Shhhh! Rats are rabid you know! Ah! Be careful! Move slowly! No! Don`t do that! Ah!
Saruman(thinking to himself): Why oh why did I hire this idiot to help clean out the rafters?

Saruman: My creation is complete! With it I will frighten the wits out of every single creature in Middle Earth!!! AAHH!!! :eek: Oh, no, I didn't take into consideration that I might scare the wits out of myself!!

World's biggest bubble?
 

Saruman: Quick! Measure it! This one's a world record for sure!

The Sam/Fro pic:

Sam fights valiantly to keep Frodo's fist away from his head...

or...

This scene is just moments after Sam flipped Frodo over his shoulder in an unrivalled karate move.
Sam: Oh, Mr. Frodo, I'm sorry! I was just practicing for that Stinker, if you follow me!
Fro: Ehh...ehh...*grunt*

Hah! It's blurry, like Leonardo da Vinci's The Mona Lisa! Where's my mithril? :D

Saruman pic:
Grima, somewhere: Oh pleeease, grow old, will you?
*moments later*
Grima: *mumble mumble* (Translation: "Let me out!")

Squee! Elennar makes me happy. :D
 

Saruman woke up to find that some one had replaced his staff.

OR

Saruman: WEEE! This is fun!... (Witch King and cronies enter).... erm... It’s not what it looks like!
:D

And a shiny sixth pence to anyone who gets that!

Could that be from American Pie? Doubt it, just reminds me of that scene...


Mine:

Saruman discovered that the Uruk Hai were much better at making bubblemix that fighting...

Saruman regretted trying that aromatic cigarette he'd found under Grima's bed when he saw a liquid palantir fly past On ThE EnD of Hi.....ss..s..t...a..ff
(A piece of redberry tart to whever gets that)

Saruman: *singing* I'm forever blowing bubbles...

Heh. :D :D

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Saruman: Uruks, Shmuruks. Humans and orcs, what was I thinking? Now for my greatest creation ever! I shall cross garden gnomes with giant bubbles to create a race of tiny floating minions! BRING IN THE GNOMES!

AAAGH! That film is the WORST FILM EVER! It’s not even amusing in the slightest!

SO no, it’s NOT from that disgraceful excuse for a film

Sorry, must stop rambling.

Anyway back on topic;

Saruman: Now I'll get that Gandalf! If this net can't stop him, nothing can!

New pic!
 

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Ah! *cough cough hack!* I just swallowed a fly!
or
This isn`t Osgiliath!
(you decide ;))

Boromir: I need sunglasses...

Oh please, don't tell me it's from Heart Breakers..

It's not from "Spaceballs" is it?

Boromir stares in awe as the giant disco ball is raised in the hall of the Citadel...and smiles.

or...

Ah, ah, ah, ah, stayin' alive, stayin' alive...
B: They're playing my song!

Three.
 

Sam pic

Sam: Now when that Black Rider comes I'll throw you over the fence. Are you ready?

Frodo Sam, no!

~*~

Saruman pic

Saruman: Gandalf! What did you do to my staff?

Gandalf: Haha! Care for a rematch now?

~*~

Boromir pic

Boromir: What do you mean I die in this movie? I thought that was Viggo!

To put all out of misery, its form a British sit-com called Black Books, I'd just been watching it.

************
Boromir: I see trees of green! Red roses too! I see them bloom, for me and you! And I think to myself... What a wonderful world!

Boromir: Waitaminute, I thought I was the one who ended up with Eowyn! *pouts* 'S not fair!

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Boromir: "What's that Pete? I've got to die again? I can't stand it! I have to blood die in every movie I act in!"

KABOOOOOM!

Don't panic. ;)