^^ Oddwen, Hitchhiker's Guide rocks!

Yes, now on to the caption......

All Boromir's machismo promptly rushed out of him when he saw Barney sitting in the Steward's chair. :eek:



(Just combining two people I think deserve a swift death... Not that Denethor is quite as bad as Barney. You decide who deserves worse.;))

Oh, no. Not this song again . . .
 

Boromir: I feel pretty, oh so pretty. I'm pretty, and witty, and gaaaaay!!!

Boromir pic:
At the gates of Rivendell he realised that he had left the water running.

Boromir: And I left the stove on! $#&%*@!!! Father is going to kill me!

Faramir: *yelling from Gondor* No, he's gonna kill me, you shmuck! Thanks a lot!

Abedithon le,

~ Aranel ~

Boromir "I don't think we're in Kansas anymore Toto".. (for Kansas read Gondor)

In Teletubby Land . . .
 

Boromir: There something horribly wrong with this set . . .

Hmmm . . . there is.

Wow, Kansas draws a mention. Although it was accompanied with Toto...as usual. :)

Boromir: "What's this? Crop circles in Rivendell!?"

xD! *dies* That was funny!

Hee hee! I love this pic!
 

http://www.warofthering.net/photos/f...nPDVD_1378.jpg

Boromir hated going to Rivendell, for the elves always put tacks on his chair.

He's singing Kareoke...but the microphone's been lost.
 

Borrums: Don't speak, I know what you're saying, so please stop explaining, don't tell me 'cause it hurts...

(several years ago at a fun and silly after school kareoke thing I went to, everyone sang that song many times, until we were all thoroughly sick of it. I still hate it!)

Boromor pic:
"I said NO froth on my latte! Zero! Nata! None! It makes me all farty and bloaty! What part of that don't you understand!"

Voice over: And Boromir just needs the double top to claim the invisible darts world championship trophy.

(I saw these on another site, but I just wanted to share them.)

Peter Jackson managed to edit out the fact that Boromir was flossing his teeth.

Without realizing it, Merry and Pippin had stolen Boromir's hoagie.

/other people's captions


Thank the chef, that squid was excellent!

Originally, Boromir laughed off Elrond's prediction that one day Boromir would shorten his hair, slick it back, try to steal a piece of paper called 'The Decleration of Independence', & go off on some hunt for a 'national treasure', all the while pitted against some guy named 'Cage.'

Heh. That movie looks incredibly stupid. But, hey? were here to poke fun.

My Turn :D ...

After long hours of almost seemingly meaningless practice, boromir brings himself to muster a few cords of "Just my imagination", when suddenly he notices the absence of his microphone...

Boromir taunts Aragorn for his pathetic performance in the Hobbit-tossing contest.

Boromir: Ha! *makes a zero with his hand*

Boromir attempted to lighten the mood at the Council of Elrond with his famous Groucho Marx impression.

Boromir noticed that Elrond had stolen his telescope...

Boromir: Now that's great coffee!

Boromir: Oh Dad, I came this close. This close!

Denethor: Close only counts in horseshoes and grenades, you fool.

"Hey there, foxy elven mama!" Boromir counts on his suave moves to impress women. Ironically, he remains single until the time of his death.

Oh so many possibilities.
 

Brormir was so confident in his darts playing ability that he did not notice that Aragorn had taken his dart.

Well at least I have been to Kansas..... and have happy memories of freaking out the locals in Great Bend .... ;)


"In Gondor they're this big..."

Even as Boromir raised the Horn of Gondor to his lips to call for aid, the notorious horn thief struck.

another variation on the theme
 

Boromir bites an invisible banana....

"Happiness is a cigar called..." ......and then the anti-smoking elves angrily snatch the cheroot from Boromir's hand, pointing out the no-smoking signs.

Sean Bean is still sharp!

Bean: Damn right I am!

'Boromir' celebrates a 3-0 defeat of Leeds United at Bramall Lane and joins in with a rousing chorus of Greasy Chip Buttie.

That may be a cultural reference too specific for southerners and other foreigners ;)

Boromir recounts his past battle adventures, exaggerating a little for effect:
'And when that arrow got me, it left a hole in my back that was this big!'

Sorry about that! I blame the loudspeakers which make every sound drift right up my road on match days, so sadly it's as familiar to me as my own name. ;)

Little did he know that it wouldn't be long before he was filled with three arrows literally that thick...:eek:

The frequent thought of Boromir:
Why do people keep stealing things from me?
or

Boromir prepared to take a bite out of his donut hole.

'Lord Elrond, tell us about hair!'
 

Elrond drones on and on about the last alliance, and starts to quote his own poetry (namely: "Ode to a Lump of Green Putty I found in my Armpit this Morning"), and Boromir prepares to gnaw his own arm off.

Boromir feasts upon the Emperor's New Chocolate Bar. It's ultra low-carb.

Battle of the musical movements!!!
 

Hope to impress...

Boromir reflects on how long his brother has until he wrecks his new O-ZONE cd...
*trying to yell above the tencho-boy band groove...
" Don't make me get Travolta on your back-side!"

Disco lives on!!!

Please, Lord Elrond is NOT a vogon :)

As the judge, Boromir shows Aragorn his score in the annual Rivendell Disco Championships. Arwen then strangles Aragorn with the Evenstar.

http://www.laurelindorenan.com/Elrond%204.jpg


Time for a new one methinks...

At the most inopportune moment, Elrond realised that he'd left his key in the front door.

Some one took the "bunny ears on a photo" joke too far.