The Samwise Picture
 

Sam thought it was strange that the only Hobbits in the common room were Merry and Pippin, Frodo and himself.

Grima:

Sauron save our Saruman,
Long live our creepy Saruman,
Sauron save Saruman;
Send him victorious,
Shaggy and glorious,
Long to reign over us,
Sauron save Saruman.

Oh Sauron arise,
Scatter our enemies,
And make them fall
Confound their politics
Frustrate their knavish tricks,
On Thee our hopes we fix
Oh save us all.

Thy choicest gifts in store
On him be pleased to pour;
Long may he reign;
May he defend our food
And ever give us cause
To sing with heart and voice
Sauron save Saruman.

Our loved Orthanc bless
With rule and conquest
From shore to shore;
And let our Empire be
United, loyal, free,
True to himself and Thee
For ever more.

(With apologies to the Queen)

(And SaucepanMan)

(And davem)

(And Lalwende, and Mithalwen, and Amanaduial the Archer, and. . .well. . .all Brits everywhere)

(Oh, and the Sex Pistols ;) )

Why, it's from Space Oddity, of course.
Planet earth is blue, and there's nothing I can do...

Grima pic:

Not the pointy stick of DOOOM!!! Mommy!

Actually Elennar, I was thinking more of "Mr. Deeds". I didn't even know the song was David Bowie until I looked at the lyrics. :) But you can have a flurry anyway, even though they just aren't the same when they're homemade.


Long before Gríma became an evil henchman, he was a square-dance caller.

The Grima Picture
 

Grima warns Théoden against evil counselors.

Grima wished he hadn't forgotten to disarm the mousetraps...

*Grima has fun in the House of Mirrors.*

grooming anyone?
 

Grima prepares to hack up a hair ball... But, finds that his hair is too stringy. :p


~Glamtastic Ka~

Grima sings: "The hills are aliiiiiiiiiive with the sound of muuuuusic"

Life Story- Episode 4: Grima looks into a mirror for the first time.

Cooking with Boromir...
 

another pic...

http://www.boromir.ro/imagini/panetonicon.jpg


Wow...i never knew boromir was into culinary arts...

(the boxs reads: Panettone Boromir)
whoa! Look! he makes a whole line of different breads!

Grima pic:
Grima, too tired to follow Saruman another step, suddenly finds that the spot he chose to collapse on is covered in Devil's Club.

Cake pic:
Boromir: Hmmm...and maybe I'll just add a few "special" spices to Dad's birthday cake...made from my signature recipe, of course!
And now we know why Boromir was Denethor's favorite. ;)

Gríma pic:
Wormtongue saw Gandalf the Grey uncloaked!

Cake pic:
After Boromir wrestling with Merry and Pippin he pulled out of his pocket a smashed box. The two hobbits quickly grabbed the box and went to corner to eat the contents.

Merry: Boromir did you cook this?

Boromir: Yeah I did.

Pippen: Its good. Just wheres the mushrooms?

Ahahahahah! :D In all my years of playing that song for Military Band, now I have something to sing under my breath and then fall to the ground in chuckling.

Better include all the Commonwealth too, like Canada. It's so funny, I'm sure we'll all forgive you.

Sam pic: "double whammy" thought Sam, not only were Orcs nearby but he had impaled himself on Sting......

cake
 

cake picture:Boromir looks at cake... I said I dont want a cake for my birthday!
Frodo: but its good
Boromir:All i want is the bloody ring! (tackles Frodo)

*oh yes two times in 3 days ive been on be scared! :p

Grima pic:

Grima never liked going to the dentist. Whenever the dentist would ask him to open his mouth and say "aaaaahhhh," he'd get all self conscious about his stinky breath. When the dentist asked him how hard it was to brush one's teeth a couple of times today, Grima would then be forced to explain how such petty matters as hygiene encroached upon his creepy-stalker-evil-councilor time.

Boromir muffin:

At the Council of Elrond, Boromir felt he needed the Ring for a different reason...

Boromir: "Give Gondor the weapon of the enemy! Let us make baked goods against him! Take a gander at Exhibit A here.... just look at how spangly these muffins are!
Elrond: "They're not as spangly as me, shield-boy."
Boromir: "Wha-wha-whaaa? I am the Disco King! All things spangly bow before me!"
Elrond: Sighs in a terribly world-weary fashion....

Grima pic
 

Gríma eagerly anticipates his Scooby Snax reward from Saruman.

A pat in the back to whoever gets that. C'mon, it's bloody easy! :cool:

Cake Pic: Boromir's cooking talents came in handy during the quest...

Grima pic (again): Grima wished he hadn't just called Saruman a 'stupid old fart' under his breath...

Edit: I got an avatar at last! Yay!

Grima Pic
 

Grima: *upon seeing Gandalf brought back to life* AUGH! IT'S THE DEAD GUY!

(Gold stars and huggbees to whoever gets that! ;))

And, Nilp, if I may hazard a guess: Scooby Doo? ^_~

Abedithon le,

~ Saphy ~

Is that "Forever Young", Saphy? In that case...

Grima: "Na na na, na na na, na na na nanananana, AUUUUUUUUUUUAAAAAAA!!!"


Boromir: How can you not like muffins, when they're delicate and sweet? How can you not like muffins, when they are so good to eat?

Not this again . . .
 

Gríma: I feel pretty, oh so pretty . . .

;) :p http://www.geocities.com/louis_martian/smilies/evil.gif

Methinks a new pic is needed.
 

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5.../eowynAPIE.jpg

Éowyn peeks at Gimli undressing to see if he's really a he . . .

Eowyn was having second thoughts about Aragorn...

"Give me your honest opinion, Merry...does this dress make my butt look big?"

*Eowyn making sure another Witch-King isn't behind her*

Eoywn: Grima, I swear, if I catch you following me any more, I'll hit you so hard I'll kill your whole family.

Despite her hitherto unrecorded rear-facing head deformity, Eowyn went on to be counted among the great beauties of the town.

The Boromir pic: In the year 125 of the Fourth Age the commercialization of Boromir's name assumed shocking proportions with the Panettone Boromir.

The Éowyn pic: "It's the Sackville-Baggins. They're after Meduseld!"

*Merry realised that he wasn't going to get away with that kind of behaviour.*

One for Kurt Vonnegut fans
 

Danger - Alpha female (with PMS?) :P
 

Merry would soon regret swiping the last chocolate biscuit from under Eowyn's nose

Éowyn learns the hard truth.
 

Éowyn: That can't be!

Gríma: No, Éowyn. It's true. I am . . . your father . . .

:eek: :eek: :eek:

Seeing Gandalf throw back his robe in front of Theoden, & fearing the worst, Eowyn turned away, preparing to chuck all the way across the room.

The Boromir Pic: Yes, Panettone Boromir the only cake made with real Gondorian Steward!

(See the chunks inside? Yes, that's all that was left of him after going down the waterfall... Yeew.)

Eowyn Pic:
Eowyn: I have a TAIL!?

(sorry.)

Good one, Maeg! A tail...lol.

Having had bad reviews for her stew, Eowyn tries baking bread. The yeast gets out of hand. This priceless snapshot was taken by brother Eomer as she tries to block the rampant dough from exiting out the door.

Eowyn's best pub trick was replicating the spinning head-Linda Blair-thingy from The Exorcist.