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*The Middle-earth equivalent of a magician sawing a woman in half was lifting a woman's head off of her shoulders, and then putting it back on. Eowyn learnt the hard way that Gandalf was actually a rubbish magician.*
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Haha, Nil, that was wrong on about six different levels, but funny nonetheless....
Eowyn: You gave me a sewing machine for my birthday?! |
More bad news for our White Lady of Rohan.
Éowyn: What do you mean you can't take this dwimmerlaik's claws off my back?
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*I may be a shieldmaiden, but there is NO way I am going near that spider!*
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Eowyn was hard set against eating her brother Eomer's Rohan caserole surprise
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Don`t ask.
Oh my gosh! Aragorn wears a wig?! :eek:
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Seeing as somebody had forgotten to bring clean pocket handkerchiefs to Helm's Deep, Eowyn was reduced to trying to wipe her nose on her shoulder without anyone noticing.
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I misread Esgallhugwen's post, and came up with this...
*Eowyn was not too impressed by Gandalf's suggestion that she eat Eomer for dinner!*
It appeared Gandalf had his own, lunatic vision for the future of Rohan. |
A bloody terrible hostage scenario.
Éowyn: I know you're there with my white dress, Arwen, so come on out and give it up!
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Eowyn loved Shadowfax, but that doesn't stop her disgust at his habit of leaving bits of himself behind in Meduseld.
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Eowyn: "If I can ride a horse I know I can ride a warg! Now get out of my way you filthy Goblin."
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http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...o_shire_15.JPG Frodo had the sneeky suspicion he was being watched. |
Horror Movies- Despite the fact that he had just covered his face with his hands; Frodo couldn't resist peaking through his fingers to find out what would happen next.
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Frodo saw to his astonishment that a fat guy with a blue jacket and yellow boots had come to rescue them, PJ!
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Naughty, bad, wicked Frodo!
This is the view on the other side of Arwen's keyhole.
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Sprinkle sprinkle!
At the exact same moment Frodo peeps through the hole in tree's roots, the Nazgûl took a leak through the same hole.
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The Tabloids will be all over this pic, New scandal! Frodo abusing the power of the One Ring! fill in on pg.11!
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Eowyn pic: She's stuck. Don't ask why. Frodo pic: Think you can pull a trick on the cameraman, Elijah? |
*Camera view of Frodo from inside Sam's full mouth. He is not impressed.*
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On finding that the 'Eye of Sauron' was an old toilet roll tube, covered in black plastic, badly painted flames and a lot of 'sticky-back plastic', Frodo couldn't help thinking that the Quest had been something of a waste of time...
[Those of you familiar with Blue Peter will know where I'm coming from.] |
Complete with huge hat and beard, Frodo attempts to travel incognito through 19th century Russia.
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While playing hide-and-go-seek Frodo made a mistake in his hiding place.
Sam: I see you Mr. Frodo Frodo: ..... Sam: Mr. Frodo I know your hiding in Rosie's closet. Frodo opens the door with an astonished look on his face Frodo: But Sam.... Sam looks at Frodo and gives him a scornful look Moral: "Child games can become the influence for something greater" |
Frodo tilted his flask to look inside, just to make sure. Yes, the rum was gone.
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If the front door of Bag End has round doors. . .what about the other rooms?
Frodo: Close the @#$% door! No wait. . .do you have some toilet paper first?
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Ergh...Nilp, eew.
No, this is not through a magnifying glass. His eyes really are that big. |
Alternative endings to The Lord of the Rings #269
Standing on the shore, the Fellowship caught their last fleeting glimpse of Frodo as the Watcher sank back into the murky waters of the lake.
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Frodo finds himself with one of those rare moments of privacy...at it's climax, a most useful thought runs through his mind:
"Wow! Do my eyebrows really look that furry? Oh, I hope the stress from the ring hasn't brought on the beginnings of a uni-brow!" ~Ka has returned! and i was creative... |
The hobbit eating ninja biscuits strike again...
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*Sauron's choice of sandwich*
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I wish I posted on this thread earlier :( . But, here I am now.
Boromir pic: Phooey on lembas, who needs 'em. Boromir's pic (again): Pippin: What's the red chunks in it? Boromir: Just my father's spit up cherries after he got done yelling at my brother. Eowyn pic: Thinking to herself, when I told him I didn't want to be locked in a cage, I really ment it. |
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Once again, Frodo had his head stuck in the toilet seat. |
Frodo: Hmmm...Elrond said to find the Cracks of Doom...but... *looks around suspiciously*...this is a crack...and...I think its pretty...uh... perilous... if not...*ahem*...doomful...
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Gotta hurry, Fro.
Frodo: Oh no! Pippin's eating the last of the mushrooms!
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The Blackriders crept closer. Then, as Frodo began to wet his pants, he was informed he was on Candid Camera.
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Frodo: (deep, maniacle voice) Peek-a-boo I see you! |
New pic!
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Gandalf the Grey was not a morning person.
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The morning after the night before ...
In the cold light of day, realisation dawned on Gandalf that he was getting too old for those Hobbit parties.
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The scene that PJ didn't leave in FotR. The scene directly after Gandalf scares Frodo in Bag End.
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I knew I got too close to my fireworks.
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