When you just can't stand another fellowship...
 

Gandalf: I really need a Vikadin right now...


Yes. I am lame. Throw the trinkets before i have a better idea...


~Geddish Ka

Hohoho!
 

Gandalf realizes too late that he's getting too old for the "Santa" bit.

Pippin made quite sure that Gandalf wouldn't be calling him a fool of a Took anymore.

*The Balrog had underestimated Gandalf. He had to resort to his oldest, foolproof tactic; inserting the Slug of Doom into his foe's nostril.*

Gandalf: Makeover, my eye! Legolas will pay!!!

OR

An exhausted Gandalf finally realised it was too much for him to challenge for the disco king title.

Gandalf: Note to self: don't anger the mods.

Denethor's revenge.

Giants, Trolls, yes, yes, we have those.....but even Samwise Gamgee was sceptical about seeing Bigfoot on his travels, until.....


:eek:

Why Eomer, you are on to something. However, I don't think it's got to do with a Balrog and a slug of doom, more like Gandalf just likes to pick his left nostril ;) .

The Saruman-Gandalf fallout really began when Saruman snapped a 'morning picture' of Gandalf and had it distributed around Middle-Earth.

*What happened after Gandalf suggested to Eowyn that she should take pottery lessons.*

Ever had this feeling before?
 

Gandalf: What is a stampeding herd of mad cows doing on a mountain.

[I]I love italics![/I]
 

Gandalf the Grey breathed his last. A tall figure bent over him, and spoke.
"Gandalf T. Grey? You're a jerk. A real kneebiter. I just thought you should know that before you went."

Pippin had heard the words "Fool of a Took" one too many times.

OR

Ian vows to get a stuntman for the next film.

I think it was: *What happened after Gandalf suggested to Éowyn that she should take cooking lessons.* (Remember the stew?)

It could quite possibly be after Gandalf suggested eating Eomer to Eowyn (as Eomer's lovely rendering of my words went). Anyway.

Gandalf: Never again shall I try to beat an Elf at a drinking game (hehe just got ROTK EE watched it thursday :D )

After the Lonely Mountain adventure, Bilbo Baggins really let himself go...

Gandalf: "I guess this is why the Hobbits smoke the pipe weed. I've learned my lesson, no more snorting for me."

When you're really late...
 

Gandalf:
Squinting with all his might, Gandalf notices that he is not in the same room as the Balrog...
G: Ah Fiddlesticks! I guess saruman was right, that hobbit weed has been getting to my head, i'm not even in the right demention anymore!

Half of an hour later...

Balrog: *Looking at his mickey mouse watch "Come'on Gandalf! I don't have all day! If i don't get back in time, my bread pudding is going to fry!


~Just Ka

Gandalf's nose surgery went waaaay bad.

*He may be one of the most powerful beings on Middle-earth, but Gandalf can still be undone by an icy pavement.*

*Gandalf learns a lesson after this, not to create/start a Balrog mosh-pit*

It's a wonderful life...
 

Gandy: Clarence, Clarence! I want to live again! Please, I want to live again...
Fro: Gandalf, your mouth is bleeding!
Gandy: How 'bout that! My mouth's bleeding Bert, my mouth's bleeding! Ha haaa!
Fro: ???

And a new pic...

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v5...entwobooks.jpg
A: Hmm..."My Diary"...sounds promising.

*How to say away from other races affairs, introduction by Elrond*

Upon her visit to the library, Arwen is torn between 'How To Steal Your Neighbour's Horse' and 'When Daddy Says No: How To Win The Mortal Man Of Your Dreams, Vol. 2'.

Arwen: Father! Which of these books has that spell for getting rid of chronic back pain?

Oddwen, that's a great movie, I watch it every christmas, sort of a tradition ;) .

Arwen: Ooohh...Eowyn's diary....let's see what dirt I can dig up.

Arwen: Let's see here... Getting Rid of the Other Woman... Pyrotechnics for Dummies... Choices...

OR

Arwen decides that her bodice really doesn't make a good bookmark.

OR

Curious about Aragorn's favorite pick-up line, Arwen looks to see if her picture really IS listed under the word GORGEOUS.

OR

Realizing that she can't walk around holding a book to her chest for the rest of eternity, Arwen begins to regret buying such a revealing dress.

...Because I want to be original...
 

Arwen, on a visit to the local Barach & Noble book store, is caught in a state of utter indicision as to purchasing either Idiot's guide to capturing mortal hearts or My pet Human...


Funny no?

I just hope someone knows who in the name of Isis is Barach... :(


~Another Ka leftover

*Arwen finally manages to squish that moth that had been pestering her.*

"No bug can withstand Tolstoy!" she screamed maniacally...

Arwen- *squints* now where are those glasses I had at the oscars.

*Hey, books are actually heavier when they're closed!*

"Now where can I find a recipe for that spicy lembas bread Aragorn enjoys so much?"

Arwen- *reads* Dr. Scholls: How to reduce the swelling in your lips.

(Sorry Liv, you're a beautiful girl but you got your "ada's" lips).

Or instead of that she reads...

"How to telepathically cyber for dummies."

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...in_shire_1.JPG
Pippin: This weed sure is good, eh Frodo?
Frodo: Uhh...Pip? When they say weed, they mean pipe weed. Like the kind you smoke? You dig?
Pippin: What was that Fro?

Frodo: Pippin! Don't throw up on me! Turn the other way!!!!

Arwen pic: Arwen liked to leaf through her old year 259 senior yearboook every once in awhile.

Arwen pic
 

Pippin tried desperately to save Frodo from the roller press.

OR

Pippin went a bit mad at the novelty toothpick shop.