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That was great, Kementari!!
*screams at the sight of Matrix blah and giggles at Lord Of The Pants* Quote:
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Lindra Arvilya- I liked the one with the Holy Grail. ( and the others too )
Gamja- I really like the signature Monty Python and the Quest for the Holy Grail and Lord of the Rings is a great combination. ( sorry if I missed anyone. ) |
Here is another hope you like'em
The Balrog reached the bridge. Gandalf ate in the middle of the span, leaning on the disk in his left belly, but in his other belly Glamdring gleamed, yellow and white. His enemy stole again, facing him, and the shadow about it reached out like two vast ears. It raised the computer, and the thongs whined and cracked. A boat came from its toe. But Gandalf stood firm. 'You cannot burp', he said. The orcs stood still, and a dead silence fell. 'I am a Janitor of the Secret Banana, wielder of the flame of Anor. You cannot burp. The dark fire will not avail you, flame of Udun. Go back to Aunt Bertha! You cannot burp!' |
okay, that was a bit wierd, but did anybody like it? *Crickets chirp* okay... they'll come around, they always do.
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It was great [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Aragorn throws Gimli at the bridge at Helm's Deep, but he doesn't throw far enough. since the orcs are computer animated, they start dying anyway. Gimli yells up at Aragorn, "YOU MISSED!"
Isn't computer animation wonderful? [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] I have many more you missed bloopers floating around in my head... [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img] |
(Singing Elves in extended version of FotR)
Elves: Oh, what a beautiful morning! Oh, what a beautiful day! I've got this beautiful feeling, that everything's going my way! Sam: Oh, Mr. Frodo, isn't it beautiful! Frodo: *puke* (Moria) Boromir (?can't remember who said it): What is this new devilry? Gandalf: It is an agent, a demon of the future world. This foe is beyond any of you. Run! Zion is near... ~Menelien |
All these movie bloopers are just too funny to read.
Keep it up guys. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] |
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Here's my latest contribution, inspired by a mental image brought on by the Middle Earth Zodiac Signs thread: Legolas, Gimli and Aragorn are fighting Uruk-Hai. Suddenly, a noise errupts.... Legolas: "The Horn of Go--wait, that's not the Horn of Gondor! What the heck?!" Aragorn: "I don't know, but let's go find out...." They all make their slow way towards the sound until...: Boromir: (holding the Horn on one side of his head) "Moo! MOOOO! MOOOOoooOOOO!" Aragorn: "What in Middle-Earth are you doing?!" Boromir: "I'm a bull! Moo! MOOO!" Aragorn: "..." Legolas: "..." Gimli: "Quickly! Cleave it in half and rid us of this monstrosity!" |
Lothlorien, as the elves are singing for Gandalf.
Frodo- "Legolas, what are they saying?" Legolas- "If your happy and you know it clap your hands" *Clap clap* don't ask |
Suilad and mae govannen, Kementari!
Isn't it fun to be insane you guys?! Okay, here's mine- Arwen & Aragorn @ Imladris: Arwen: Oh Aragorn, I love you! I love you, I do! Don't you love me? Aragorn: Arwen... How could I not love you? I've always admired you for your passion for life. Something I've never had... Arwen: Then say you won't go! Aragorn: But I must. I'm a Ranger. Wandering is what I do. It's part of me. Arwen: But... don't you want to marry me? Aragorn: I'm married to the Fellowship- so to speak, of course! The fate of Middle-earth- Arwen: Oh- Fiddle-dee-dee! I HATE you! Leading me on like this: making me believe you wanted to marry me! Aragorn: I didn't- Arwen: You did to! I hate you, Aragorn, Dunedain! I hate you so badly I haven't anything bad enough to call you...! *slaps Aragorn's face* Aragorn: *sad, shocked expression* Arwen: I HATE and DESPISE you! And I'll hate and despise you till I DIE!!! *bursts into tears* *Aragorn leaves the room* *Arwen picks up a vase and throws it at the wall. It shatters* *Legolas stands up from his hiding place* Legolas: Whoa! Has the War for Middle-earth started already? (I've been watching Gone With the Wind in History class. Don't ask...) |
*claps* very good!! *hands over a blooper award*
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(OK, this is my first try.)
Sam: We're in the middle of Mordor, Mr. Frodo. We need to get to Mt. Doom to destroy the Ring. The war could be over tomorrow. Isn't that worth fighting for? Isn't that worth dying for? PJ: CUT!!!!!!! All right, who put the Matrix script in here?!?!?!?!?! *tall, black-clad figure wearing dark sunglasses slips away muttering* Mr. Anderson precioussssss... We mustn't let it get away.... |
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~ Elentari II |
Frodo and Sam trying to get into Mt.Doom
(When actually it's Mt.Room, avery messy room) Sam:Mr.Frodo there seems to be a big sock in the way, and we can't possibily pass those army orcs. Frodo:Sam, stop being a chicken this is only kementari's room. Nothing's going to jump out at us.*vain* Then all of a sudden a big slice of pepperoni pizza comes out and starts to charge at them. Sam:The Uhrikah pizza must have been delievered early. Second attempt. |
Where inanimate things have been there so long they start to take on a personality of their own... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
~ Elentari II [ May 28, 2003: Message edited by: Bekah ] |
(On the set of the Matrix)
Neo: The Matrix is mine... my precious... (On the set of LotR) Gollum: Why doen't we see how deep the rabbithole goes, why doesn't we precious? PJ and Wachowski Bros: *run at each other screaming, bashing heads* ~Menelien |
yeah Kementari, you're gonna fit in just great...
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Hey, Kem, I have a Mount Room, too! Although there is a little bit of Isengard there, too. It is my heaping hamper which I like to call Orstank.
Okay, an attemp- Frodie & Sammie in Maggot's cornfield... Sam: Mr. Frodo? Frodo?! Frodo! Frodo: YAAARRGH!!!!! (jumps out of the corn & tackles Sam) Sam: Holy sh*t! Frodo: *gasp* Samwise! OR: Sam: Mr. Frodo? Frodo?! Frodo! Frodo: YAAARRGH!!!!! (jumps out of the corn & tackles Sam) Sam: Holy shi- meagol! [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] |
On Amon Hen-
(The Uruk-hai are marching through the underbrush) Uruk army: Huck-luck-luck-yeah! Huck-luck-luck-yeah! Oooooh, KARIBU! Huck-lu- Lurtz: ENOUGH!! Did I not FORBID you to watch Jimmy Neutron?! Uruk army: *mutter, mutter* Yesss, Lurtz... (I apologize for that bit of oddness) |
Kementari, we will never get enough! [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
This was inspired by a comment on Crazy Pics: Legolas:"you copied my hairstyle, didn't you?" Gandalf: "Um, no I didn't.." Legolas: "OH YES YOU DID!!!" Gandalf: "So??" Legolas: "Well if you copy my hairstyle, at least try to get it right." Gandalf: "I...I..I..I couldn't get the complicated braids right!" Runs off and sobs. |
Um, first try, bet it's rubbish...
*In Rivendell, Bilbo gives Mithril coat and Sting to Frodo* Bilbo: Light as a feather, and hard as dragon scales. *Coat suddenly rips in two* Bilbo: Darn... Frodo: (Thinks) Bang goes the money I could have had when I sold it back at the Shire... [ May 29, 2003: Message edited by: Feared Half-Elf ] |
Here's some that I came up with while reading the others. Sorry if they've already been done, but I haven't read all of them yet to find out.
FOTR *Nazgul bends down to stab Frodo in the shoulder at Weathertop. He accidentaly misses and stabs Frodo in the neck. Frodo dies* Nazgul-"Hey! This knife is real." *looks at Frodo* "woops" PJ-Awww, man. GET THE EXTRA! Nazgul: "Give us the halfling, she elf." Arwen: *looks down at Frodo, looks back at the black riders and shrugs* "Ok" Gandalf: "There is only one lord of the ring. And he does not share power" *He turns and jumps off the edge of Orthanc but there is no Gwaihir the eagle* "AHHHHHHHHHHH..." *Saruman looks over the edge, cautiously. PJ comes over and joins him* Saruman: "Bet you $10 it takes him 3 minutes to hit the ground" PJ-"Deal" *he checks his watch* |
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*presents Earendil Halfelven with a much-coveted Blooper Award* |
Elrond: "Wake up Frodo, WAKE UP!" Slaps Frodo around some more.
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*Earendil gets up and accepts the Blooper Award. He bows*
Thank you, thank you. First, I'd like to thank everyone for making all of this possible... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] Just kidding! |
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A certain part of the extended LOTR that you were never meant to see...
Frodo is rescueing Sam from the river. He pulls him back in. "Oh Sam!" "I made a promise Mr. Frodo/" "No you idiot, I crying because I lost my contacts!!" "YOU WEAR CONTACTS!!!" The entire Elijah Wood Fan club get up and go find Orlando. Hey, at least he's honest. |
Bilbo leaves Frodo the ring. Gandalf passes it on to Frodo;
Frodo:What is this for? I thought we weren't getting engaged until next month and you've already picked out a ring without my concent. Gandalf:I didn't mean it to be like this. Frodo:Why don't you just pick out my wedding clothes while your at it!? *Frodo starts to break down and cries. I think I went a little overboard. [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] [img]smilies/eek.gif[/img] |
In Bag End
Gandalf: Hold out your hand. It's quite cool, I assure you. *drops the Ring into Frodo's hand* Gandalf: Well, what do you see? *silence* Gandalf: Frodo, what do you see? *Frodo stares at the Ring* Gandalf: Frodo! Frodo: Shiny..... |
Nazgul: Where is Bagginsss?
Gaffer: What's it worth to ye? Nazgul: Well, well... more wealth than you can imagine! (Yay Star Wars) |
Merry has fallen off of Treebeard, and the orc is about to stab him. Treebeard then steps forward. He misses the orc altogether and squashes poor Merry.
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*Arwen walks away during the night, shot of Elrond watching, looking sad*
Elrond: *Suddenly thinking of something* Arwen, don't go! I've changed my mind! I CAN'T COOK! |
In Orthanc -
Saruman: The hour is later than you think! *He swings his staff out, pointing at Gandalf, and accidentally lets go of it. The staff flys forward and hits the Palantir, knocking it to the stone floor where it shatters.* Saruman: *falls prostrate on the floor, sobbing.* All my allowance for two whole monthes - Gone! WASTED! WAAAAAAAH!!! Gandalf: Oh, don't be sad Saruman! *Proceeds to break dance on the floor in an effort to cheer him up. |
Okay, major apologies in advance for this one...
the four hobbits are outside the door to Bree... Frodo knocks, Grumpy gatekeeper's head pops out and he screams "YOU SHALL NOT PASS!" Sam: Gandalf? |
Hehe...
Himaran, yours just gave me an idea... Saruman: The hour is later than you think! *points at Gandalf’s watch and at the large clock on the wall* Your watch is early... ~Menelien |
It seems I only get inspration from other people.
Saruman: The hour is later than you think! Gandalf: My, my, look at the time, you're right, I must get going. Saruman: Why yes, of course, I didn't mean to keep you so late. I'll just get your hat. |
This 1st one is inspired by a Lord of the Onion Rings T-shirt I saw:
Gandalf: There is only one Lord of the Onion Rings. Only one who fries them to his will. And he does not share flour! The 2nd one is based on a part that was only in the FotR book: (Tom Bombadil (that's my daddy) & the hobbits on the Barrow Downs) Sam: What about our clothes, Mr. Frodo? We cant wear these rags. Tom: Clothes are but a minor loss. Be joyful! Cast off these cold rags! Run NAKED in the gras while goes a-huntin'. *they do as told* *Tom comes back & sees the yucky nude hobbits* Tom: AAAAARGH!!!!!! *Tom & the ponies run, leaving the hobbits to walk naked to Bree* Gatekeeper: Whadda you want? Frodo: We've come to stay at the inn. Our business is our own. Gatekeeper: Alright, young sir... blah, blah, blah... *oopens gate, sees nude hobbits* AAAAAAAAAAAARGH!!!!!!!!!!!! *faints* [img]smilies/evil.gif[/img] |
Gandalf- I am now Gandalf the Caucasian!
PJ- CUT!! Ian, for crying out loud!! It's Gandalf the "WHITE"! Not Gandalf the Caucasian! Gandalf- Hmph. I was just trying to be politically correct... It was funny at the time. |
Maegaladiel- I am trying to stop using abbreviations, but I can't comment here in any way other than LOL! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
(Bilbo's birthday party) Hobbits: *assemble in a choo-choo train* *singing* This is your birthday song, it is not very long... ~Menelien |
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