MoS pic: "No, Mouth of Sauron, you can't be the Great Eye's press secretary. You're too ugly. But you have a great face for radio so you can be one of the announcers on the Voice of Mordor. In fact, we'll give you your own program, The Mouth of Sauron Speaks!" Three Hobbit's pic: Pippin screams after Frodo tells him it's going to be three hours fast walking before they will reach The Prancing Pony.

The Hobbits: While Frodo and Merry are awe struck/frightened, Pippin tries to do his best impression of Gothmog. "Feaahhh theh hobbits are rank with it ahahaha."

MOS: (in a wisper) you know, i never really wanted this job, i mean look! i don't even get dental! (really badly put-together dentures fall apart...)

HIR(hobbits in rain) Pip: I'm high on a feeling!




~Just...Ka~

Hmm, Ka, you gave me an inspiration!

MoS: I never wanted to do this anyway. I wanted to be...a lumberjack!


um, yes. <glances around and sees several questioning stares and many knowing ones> Monty Python rules!

http://www.metachimp.com/media/arwen.jpg

Aragorn promised never to leave the toilet seat up again...

Arwen always knew which way to attack to better let her face catch the light...

A: Always have to look my best!

(Secretly, Legolas hides near by): Hey! Wait a minute! THAY'S MY LINE!


~ka

Arwen: Hey! Do I look like just some priss with a sword?
Random person: Um.... yes?

Arwen: This is a Limited Edition Hobbit Collectors Doll is any one touches it, its their head I'll be collecting next!

Arwen realized they were not all accounted for, the nine ringwraiths. She figured it was time to make a rapid strategic advance to the rear. In other words, run! Or gallop to be precise.

Arwen: Stupid sword cut me!

Wah, thank ye, Esgal, ah'm verreh flay-ttered.

Nay, b88 is the geniusssssss.


(THE Ka)
MoS: That you're in love with meee! What?

And last but not least, AN ACTUAL CAPTION!

Arwen: Alright you punk Ulari, don't come any closer or I'll decapitate this hobbit!
Nazgûl: CHAAAAAARGE!

Ah! The return of the lumberjack!

Arwne pic
Frodo: Ahh! She`s sitting on me! Ahhhhhhh...

Uh-oh...
 

MoS: I feel pretty, oh so pretty...

Arwen: "That scar makes me look....dare I say it....even better!"

*Arwen's first taste of battle, and she loves it. She made Aragorn take this photo as a memento."

Compared to what? :p :rolleyes:

Phooey, my comp isn't processing the caption right, I can't see it.

By the way, Eomer, last night I had a funky dream about Elrond and Arwen, Elrond was like sucking her blood. I tell you someone has a dream manipulater!

Arwen: Oi, that's my hobbit! Go find your own.

It was unfortunate that on the day Frodo made an appointment with the Rivendell hairdressing salon, senior stylist Arwen was struck by a really bad case of PMT.

"Leave the Halfling alone you devils, or I shall be forced to use this....this....this bit of wood? I knew I'd forgotten something...."

*Ringwraiths proceed to destroy Arwen and Frodo*

Strap hanging in Middle Earth
 

"*&$%%£$%$", thought Arwen, "Not only is it impossible to get a seat this time in the morning but but I have to hold up this feeble hobbit... next time I'll nick Glorfindel's horse..."

Arwen: Everyone stay back! Frodo is up to level 29 on Tetris! He may get the High score!

Arwen: Ifyouwanthimcomeandclaimhim. Blah blah blah. Hey Fro, do I look better holding the sword like this? Or like this?

A determined Arwen: (buzz, buzz) Come on you, pesky little fly...(buzz, buzz)come on, just fly a little bit closer... and you won't be having the guts to pester me anymore! Come on now...(buzz, buzz)

http://www.ninecompanions.net/thumbn...tt_merry_8.jpg

Uh oh Frodo! I think Pip`s finally lost it!

Happy New Year everyone!
Nim :D

Merry; Gandy has ghone a little overboard with new years celebration thats his 37th pint!

Happy new Year!

Merry regretted arraigning Ent wrestling.

A Merry (And Pippin) New Year to you all!

Merry thought he seen it all, ents, urk hai, but this was a first....Gimli shaving


have a happy New Years to all, and a jolly Hogmanay to all my fellow Scotch men!

Merry picture- Theoden was only Gandalf's first victim of random deroberization. :eek:

Arwen (speaking to Eowyn, off screen): Go on Blondie, tell Aragorn you love him one more time. . .


Merry: Jack! Kate! Help! Sawyer's taken my last piece of lembas!!

Haha, Fordhim, I can't wait til the new episode this week. ;)

Merry: GET AWAY FROM ME WITH THAT MASCARA!!! *runs away*

Arwen and Merry pic combined...
 

Looks like Treebeard's not the only one who thinks hobbits are little orcs...

Arwen pic:

Arwen puts herself forward as the new Statue of Liberty.

Pippin's drinking song...
 

Pippin pic:

* On one odd night of the fellowship, pippin decided to 'cheer up' everyone with a personal favorite, of course under the influence of a mysterious leaf...

"Gandalf, they say, could stick it away
Half a crate of whiskey every day.
Boromir, Boromir was a bugger for the bottle,
Legolas was fond of his dram,
And Elrond was a drunken fart:
"I drink, therefore I am"

Gandalf: Ahem!

~A mysterious ka~

Whoever can guess where this song sample came from gets a chocolate! Hint: Monty Python...

Merry picture:

Suddenly Merry realized that he'd forgotten to put his pants on this morning. :eek:

A revelation!
 

Ok wait I have one for the Mouth of Sauron pic (yes I know its a awhile back)

The Mouth of Sauron: None shall pass!
Aragorn: What!
Mouth: I move for no man!

(I love Monty Python)

(I love that show, *mutters* not as much as Monty Python though)

Merry Pic
It would soon become painfully clear that Fangorn Forest isn't the best place for a Hobbit when the Ents decided to play a long standing tradition; namely, "Hobbit Ball"

Merry pic: *Thinking then spotting a rare site.... " Whoa! Gandalf has ears?!"


~Extremely dry, with a bit of self humour...~

*Merry looked. Much to his surprise, there was a velvet-paisley-covered Chesterfield sofa in the field in front of them.*


12 bonus points to the first person to get that! :D

Ah, the good old Hitchhikers guide to the galaxy! That would be "Life, The Universe, and everything" would it not?

Pippin, after having taken enough Ent draught, had the ability to speak Entish and to Merry's surpirise seemed rather capable of belching like an Ent as well.

Heh heh. I love Charlie/Merry. :D

Merry: Whoa! Did Sam just throw food away?! :eek:

(Sorry Sam! I didn` mean it! *runs and hides in corner*)
Nimrodel ;)