fortunately, Meneltarmacil's 1337th post was celbrated by throwing the ring into the fires of Mount Doom.

Unfortunately, this ring was actually a Cheerio.

Fortunately that is what Sauron made the ring out of

Unfortunately this was the wrong cheerio ring

Fortunately the right cheerio ring disappeared
into the 3,568,923 rings in a giant box of cheerios
Fatty Bolger kept for snacks.

Unfortunately, the Nazgul got the box when they attacked Fatty at Crickhollow.

Fortunately Cheerios are the Nazguls worst enemy and they threw it into Mt.Doom

Unfortunately Aragorn does like cheerios and catches the box and starts eating through them

Fortunately, Aragorn ate so many ring cheerios he had a heart attack and died...Cheerios good for your heart...psshh. :p

Unfortunately that wasn't a fortunate thing to happen as there was now no king!? :eek:

Fortunately, the people crowned some random guy named Bob as king.

unfortunately bob was Sauron in diguise :eek:

Fortunately, finding out this mistake the real King Bob and his Elf Friend Phil-Falad challenged Sauron to an arm wrestling match and beat him. Sauron made an oath to never bother Middle-earth again.

Unfortunately, Sauron is EVIL and broke his oath, he made a new ring and it started all over again aarrrrrgggggghhhhhhh! :eek:

Fortunately, It took sauron so long to make another ring that everyone else had tanks, and machine guns and what-not

Unfortunately, No one knew how to operate the tanks, machine guns and what-not so they just hung tealights from them and had wonderful parties.

Fortunately, they ran out of tea.

Unfortunately they now had no more use for their tanks, machine guns, and what-nots so they sold them to Sauron.

Fortunately the dwarves made all the good guys mithril
flak suits which were so strong they sent Sauron's
tank, etc. materiel bouncing back and this destroyed
his armies.

Unfortunately this destroyed the good guys armies too so the only one who can win now is...the Evil Penguin Army

Fortunately, the Evil Penguin Army was controlled by our own Lommy. :D :p ;)

Unfortunately, she intended to use it for evil purposes, and the only own who can raise an army to battle Her would be me, but i consider myself a Benevolent-ish ruler who sees nothing else to do but join Lommy.

Fortuntately, Eru appeared to set everything to rights.

Unfortunately, he died due to a freak accident involving a flashlight, an outboard motor, and a great deal of duct tape (don't ask).

Fortunately it was an imposter who died, regardless of what Nietzsche said. :D

Unfortunately, the real Eru was disgusted at this being one of the 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 works out there in which people wrote themselves into the story, and he killed everyone in a horrible, R-rated attack.

Fortunately Eru recounted and found that instead
of 1,000,000,000,000,000,000 works there were
only 999,999,999,999,999,999 of those works so
he changed his mind, made the attack GP rated
and everyone had a nice time at a partee on Tol Eressea
(except Feanor, who made such a pest of himself bugging
Gimli for snips of Galadriel's hair that he was sent back
to the Halls of Waiting without any of the nice desert cake).

Unfortunately, nobody here knows math and/or economics, so we now start off in a lovely scene with a tree...and a alligator...next to a man...in a purple shirt...

Fortunately, the man in the purple shirt was plotting to take over the world and would have succeeded, but the alligator ate him, preventing that from happening.

Unfortunately, the aligator was made out of grass roots and that realy confused everybody.

Fortunately, everybody jsut decided to eat the roots. That way they wouldn't be confused anymore.

Unfortunately, the roots gave everybody a heart attack.

Fortunately, they all loved their heart attack and they played with them for hours. . .

Unfortunately out of everyones heart attacks grew and spawned Ungoliant.

Fortunately, Ungoliant was so small and weak that she actually starved to death moments later.

Unfortunately Shelob had just been (born? spawned?)
and enjoyed a delicious giant spider first meal.

Fortunately that only included a dirty toe-nail

Unfortunately Shelob's giant toenail was packed
with vitamins and minerals and was vera nourishing.

Fortunately it also included bananas to which Shelob was allergic

Unfortunately, Shelob had an all-purpose allergy pill.