while Viggo made sure the camera was getting his best side and practised pouting, Sean laughed because he'd knocked a hole in Orli's boat and he would see the poncy southerner get messed up at last..

Viggo: What Bean doesn’t realise is that he is standing in quick sand... Not so Sharpe now are we?

Boromir was completely unaware that someone had chopped off his legs. Aragorn, however, knew something was wrong. Wasn't Boromir usually taller than that?

Viggo: Sean, who took my strawberry shampoo?

Sean: I think it was Joe.

Viggo: Joe, who's Joe?

Sean: Joe Mamma! ha ha ha ha

Viggo: Oh, Brother.

Sean: Hahahaha, I can't believe you fell for that again!

Viggo: Does anyone care if he dies now?

Viggo is still unaware that he sat in a pile of oliphaunt dung on the last set...

Merry switched the cup of wine that Eowyn offered Aragorn with some Ent-draught. Boromir seemed to find it amusing.

A little gas...
 

Viggo was not very amused by Sean's 'little' fart, but Sean thought it was pretty funny. :D

Massive changes to the story.
 

http://image.guardian.co.uk/sys-imag...17/rings01.jpg

In the middle of Mordor, Frodo remembered he'd left the gas on...

I'm sure we've done this before!
 

Frodo: THAT'S Mount Doom? I thought it was a theme park ride!

(He should go back to fix that eh, Hama?)

Rarely does an actor of any lower standing master the unmistakingly famous look of shock as Elijah Wood. That and his screaming really stand out in all his movies, don't you think?

Sam: Crickey! Those peepers actually can get bigger!

Frodo heard a few words he'd never heard before when he told Bilbo about selling Bag End to the Sackville Baggins.

Frodo had not realised that Gollum would go THAT far to get the Ring....

Taken from the EE special features of RoTK.
(But changed up a bit)

Merry: You see Frodo doesn't really have great eye sight so when he was little he'd always have his eyes wide like this *Bugs out eyes*, so naturally his eyes stayed that way over time, but they are gorgeous.

(Ok so thats not exactly how it went but I only watched it once and I was getting food)

Frodo walks in on Gimli.
Fro: I did not see that. I did not see that. I did not see that...

This really isn't a caption but does anyone else notice that Frodo's left eye is dramatically larger then his right?

Great observation, but I think his face might be at an angle!

Frodo: Holy Heck! thats what Mordor looks like! its nothing in what the pamphlet Elrond gave me


"So your going through near death to ruin your life and possibly millions of orcs who have nothing else to do but wreak havoc"

Much about a do
 

Frodo: I knew I should have gotten a mullet.

Not this again . . .
 

Frodo: Balrogs have wings?!?!?!

Oh this is gonna be great.


(Frodo looks at Gandalf with astonishment)

Gandalf: Frodo, I am your father.


Sam in background: NNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

Sheathing Sting too quickly was not a mistake Frodo would repeat in a hurry.

A slight understatement
 

Frodo: Wow, that Spider is big!

For the Boromir/Aragorn pic:

Boromir: You fell victim to one of the classic blunders, the most famous of which is "Never get involved in a land war in Mordor", but only slightly less well known is this: "Never go in against a Gondorian, when *death* is on the line!" Ha ha Hahahahahahaa- *plop*

That's why Sauron's an Eye!
 

Another adverse effect of the Ring: It's bearer's eyes slowly grow, and eventually completely cover him!

"I knew Galadriel was old, but . . . "
 

a shocking plot twist...
 

When Elijah heard of the new plot twist, he was understandably confused & amazed.
"You want me to send Sam away!!??"

I hope that's shepherd's pie in my knickers...

Elijah*looking in a mirror dressed as Frodo*: What?? This is what I have to look like?!? :eek:

The truth about film Frodo …
 

WETA supervisor: Commence countdown. 5 – 4 – 3 – 2 – 1. All systems go! We have eye widening. Well done everyone! Initiate eye-rolling sequence. Stand by for leg buckling and ready backside for ground impact.

As he looks into the mirror, it suddenly dawns on Frodo that he will never be able to kiss that gorgeous face. The panic spreads over him rapidly.

After many trials and hardships, as Frodo reaches the fires of Mount Doom, he realizes that he left the Ring in his other pants. The ones Sam was taking to the dry cleaners. In Isengard.

Here we go again?

(Frodo at doctor's office)

Frodo: But Doc. I can't be thats impossible.

Doc.: Frodo it is true. Your pregnant. Congratulations.

Frodo: How is that possible?

Doc.: Well when two people love each other....

Eomer, you never cease to amuse me. ;)

What do you mean this isn`t Mordor?!

Frodo saw a troop of Orcs with red blood on their mouths. When they got closer he saw it was really cherry tomato juice.

Gandalf: "your about as useless as a poopy flavoured lollipop!"
Frodo: "Wha....wha...." *eyes start widening*
Pippin: "What's a lollipop?"
Frodo: *eyes get even bigger* (if thats possible) Where did you come from?

"I knew I had fans, but . . . "
 

Frodo stumbles upon a Frodo's Fangirls meeting.

Frodo never could look tough, so in order to freak out Shelob, he strained to look as manic and weird as possible.

Remember to breathe properly, kids. Otherwise, you'll end up looking like that.