Gandalf picture: His Mother warned him his face would freeze that way.

Frodo and Sam-

Frodo: Sam I think we've taken a wrong turn.
Sam: Why do you say that Mr. Frodo?
Frodo: Because I think we're in an Oliphaunts litter box.

Must be that turn they took at Inter-Dimension 45.
 

Frodo: Are you sure we're still in Middle-earth?

Sam: Why do you ask?

Frodo: That's the Space Mountain.

Anyone fan of the movie "Homeward Bound?"
 

Frodo: Sam... this isn't the Shire.
Sam: I could have been sure that it was just over that hill...

Frodo: "Sam, what is that place?"

Sam: "That's Osgiliath, sir."

Frodo: "But we aren't supposed to be here. Smeagol was supposed to take us to the Crossroads."

Sam: "I don't think anything's the way it's supposed to be anymore, Mr. Frodo."

Faramir (offscreen): "Keep those halflings moving. They must be brought to my father."

Sam: "As I was saying..."

Frodo: "You know, Sam, after walking this far, that General Lee muscle car from Dukes of Hazzard is looking pretty good."

Sam: "You don't suppose moonshine would be easier to carry than this ring, do you?"

Frodo: "I don't know. But after that spider, Boss Hogg looks like Tinkerbell."

You LOST it?!?!
 

Frodo: I know it's here . . . somewhere . . .

Sam: Mr. Frodo, we can't complete Lord of the Rings without the Ring. Now, where did you drop it?

...And now we take a pause with our hero's...
 

*Sam taking that dime-store philosophy to heart, " I never really knew life could mean this much..."

*Frodo in his usual, all the time, you can count on me to be original, " Sauron has a door?!"

~ A boring non-sensitive ka~

Frodo and Sam in a tense moment after arguing over who forgot to pack the clean underpants.

Soft as butter they can be, and well-versed in square roots...
 

Fro: But Sam, taking velocity into effect, you can't possibly think that mass=jump distance, because there simply isn't enough time for it.

Sam: Ah, but I have taken velocity into effect. If you read my essay in the Hobbiton Science Weekly on the subject...oh no! Here comes Gandalf!

Fro: OH SAM! It's so heavy! I can't do this Sam! OH SAM, shall I ever look into that valley again...oh good, he's gone. As I was saying, I have read your essay, and I found one or two points that I found were lacking in a few pertinent areas...

Following on from Esgallhugwen's Oliphaunt litter box idea ...
 

As they passed a particularly large Oliphaunt dropping, Frodo discovered that the bigger and bluer one's eyes the more they water.

or

Sam: Well it may well be good for the garden but I ain't shovelling it, if you take my meaning Mr Frodo.

for documentary sharks
 

Frodo: "Dude....Sam...remember when your scale double kicked your [butt] in chess? Dude...that was awesome..."
*Sam ducks his head in emarrasment

Audience: ZAM-SHA!

Hobbits: What? No, no, no, you've gotten it backwards you silly girls, switch places. That's better. Let's try this again.

Audience: SHAZAM!

Frodo: *In a muscular pose* Thanks! I needed that.

And all was right in the world.

This is Alice Holly, posting for NF.
 

Sam: Well, that's sick, and no mistake.

Frodo: I should have never seen that.

The Hobbits caught Faramir sticking his Boromir effigy full of arrows.

One ring to rule them all, One ring to find them,
One ring to bring them all and in the guano bind them.

i'm actually striving for that award...heh...


Sam: i knew it..
Frodo:shut up...
Sam:i knew this was for nothing
Frodo: shut up!!!
Sam: through thousands of bad guys, and deaths of our friends...
Frodo: don't say it...
Sam: now i know what you would do for a klondike bar...

scarred for life...
 

As the Super Bowl comes around again, it's time to revive the memories of last year's halftime show :eek:

Frodo: "Oh Sam, that was the worst!"

Sam: "Horrible. Just horrible."

As if they stand a chance
 

Frodo: Sam, I think its time for a new picture.

http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v6...inksaruman.jpg

Saruman: GRIMA! NEVER WASH MY CLOTHES AGAIN!

Saruman: WHAT DO YOU MEAN I DON'T LOOK GOOD IN PINK???

Staying with the theme ...
 

Wormtongue: But Master, I was only trying to please you. I thought that if I put your White Robes in the wash with the coloureds, they would come out Multi-coloured.

Still continuing
 

Saruman: Well never mind, once I've set fire to that pesky white wizard below he'll be Gandalf the Black and I'll still look better!

Okay, troops. I know you hate pink. That's why you joined the Society for the Haters of the Color Pink. Well, troops, BEHOLD YOUR ENEMY!

Saruman gets even after the Orcs spill his favorite Fuschia nail polish.

A frightfully bitchy row breaks out during the Pride march .......

Saruman finally snaps when he realises his new Woertalottatatt curtain pole was not packaged with the right number of screws: "I queued up for 17 hours just for this to happen?!"

Grima: Forgive me master...those were the only pajamas I could find in Theoden's wardrobe.

And when I pull the lever, behold! I become over 12 feet tall.....uh, that's right - 12 feet tall! Well, that didn't work...

Continuing the Evil Pinkness....
 

Saruman resorts to extreme measures when trying to open a can of corned beef: "Break, damn you, why won't you break like the Light?"

Saruman: Like pink isn't bad enough, you just had to get a fuzzy robe too!

When bunny slippers attack: More at 11.

or...

Unfortunately, overusing the Pokey Stick of Doom has some rather colorful side effects.
"Not Pink! Anything but pink!"

or...

So, Sting glows blue when orcs are near...what does glowing pink mean?

Saruman: My god! It's harder to wash the floor than I thought! That's a nasty piece of dirt!

Well, I listened to all my Pink Floyd albums. Next, Deep Purple!

That's right! Blame it on the manservant!
 

Saruman: Gríma! Never open the door while I'm taking a bath!

Valentine Day is coming...
 

and Saruman is all dressed up for the occasion!

OR
Saruman gets annoyed when he learns that he still isn't colourful enough to be a Disco DJ.

"Gandalf may have the respect of his peers, but guess who's gonna walk away with the pole-vaulting trophy!"

Saruman: "I am Saruman the Wise, Saruman the Ring-maker, Saruman of Many Colours!"

Gandalf: "I think your "many colours" got stuck on Pink.

Saruman: Now hand over my matching fluffy pink slippers and no body get the fire ball of toasty doom.

Back to the Sam and Frodo pic-

Frodo: What does that sign say Sam?
Sam: It says to duck Mr. Frodo
Frodo: Duck? What are we supposed to duck?
Sam: I believe that giant pooper scooper that's coming straight for us.

Saruman: Ha! Top that sauron! Pink down to my name embroidered on the back! I'm soooo more evil than you!

Sauron: Crud... I guess you're right, But! Do YOU have a pink-tinted eye contact! Hmm?!

Saruman: Drats! Foiled again! You found that on ebay... you cheater...

Sauron: * Laughs... Counting his buyer points...


~ P.A.S.F.C.P. Ka~