Crazy Captions!!
Okay, this is a simple game of captions, here's what you do: just look at the picture that's been posted and think of a caption for it. Every so often I'll post a new picture, and anyone else can post a pic. Here's the first one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
http://www.quintessentialwebsites.co...bbits_bree.jpg |
"listen frodo, don't mock sam for his interior decorating, this candle holder would look very nice next to your table!"
i know, not very funny. |
'Well, you should have gone before we left Rivendell!'
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Merry: "What do you mean, 'it doesn't have enough candles'?!?! You'renot even Jewish!"
Sam: "C'mon, I said give up the unleavened bread!" Pippin: "That's lembas." Sam: "Smart aleck." |
Sam: I'll have you, Long- oh, wait, wrong room. Hey! Is that a goose-down comforter? I've always liked those. . .Hey guys, I'll catch up to you in a second.
Okay, so I'm no comedian, but I tried! |
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That's right! All you gotta do to win this here fancy chandelier is guess what Sam has in his hands. (2) Merry: If you want some of this, you'll have to come through Sam! Sam: What!? (3) Pippin: Doon't look now, boot I think Sam's hairr is on fier. |
Legolas, " Ai Ai!! A Balrog is come!"
Gandalf, " And I am already weary. Ummm, Sam you take him." Sam, "Yes Mr. Gandalf sir. I'll have you Balrog!!!" |
Sam 'Oops, I left my bow downstairs, Merry, shove that candlestick up his nose'
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Karate classes for Sam: $200
Solid oak chair for Pippin: $50 Standing in front of a Ranger with a sword while bearing only a candlestick: Priceless There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Middle-earthCard. |
Pippin! I said a cross! Vampires aren't scared of tridents!
Nyuk nyuk nyuk.... |
Hehehe! I like the Middle-Earth card one...hehe unfortunetly I don't have a very good sense of humor so...
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Lol, those are good!
Merry: That guy's taller than I thought he was! Sam: Enough talk! Fight now! I am the Crouching Hobbit, the Hidden Dragon! Heya! (I know that was lame...) Shall we do another pic? http://www.quintessentialwebsites.co...5may_hdr64.jpg |
Okay, here's my lame attempt.
Legolas: Yes! This is exactly how you play 'Duck Duck Goose'! My turn! Frodo: But Legolas, you're in the mud pot. Legolas: Awwww, anyone out there wanna trade? And another! Gandalf: Okay, its a new game I call 'Spear'. We try to stick as many of you Orcs on a sword in one thrust, and whoever gets the most wins! Yet another! Orcs: Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down! Merry: Stoppit! Augh! So dizzy... Pippin: CAlm down, Merry, they're only dancing! You don't have to scold them! Seriously, you're like my dad! *starts crying* Aragorn: Great Merry, you killed Pippin! Boromir: He's not dead, he's just crying. Aragorn: Shut uuup! *fwaps Boromir* [ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: suicidal elf chick ] |
You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out! You put your right foot in and you shake it all about!
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Do you ever just have one of those days...
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Picture One:
Sam: One Potato, two potato, three potato, four... Picture Two: The Fellowship of the Rave. |
Elanor, forgive me. I am stealing your mastercard idea.
Light-up staff: $2.00 Authentic set of bows and arrows: $150 Patterns for sweet medieval halloween costumes: $30 Being the center of attention at your first halloween night rave: priceless There's just some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Frodocard. |
To borrow from Douglas Adams -
Legolas: We’re trapped now, aren’t we? Gandalf: Errrrr…yes, we’re trapped. Frodo: Well, didn’t you think of anything? Gandalf: Oh, yes, but unfortunately it rather involved being on the other side of the Bridge of Khazad-dûm - far away from this army of Orcs all around us. Sam: So what happens next? Gandalf: More orcs will crawl down these mighty stone columns and then we'll be attacked by a Balrog and we’ll die in about thirty seconds. Aragorn: So this is it. We’re going to die. Gandalf: Yes…except…No! Wait a minute, what’s this door to a secret escape tunnel? Aragorn: What? Where? Gandalf: No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all. Aragorn: You know it’s at times like this, when I’m surrounded by goblins with 4 hobbits, an elf, a dwarf, a forgetful wizard and a guy who wants us to use the Enemy's Ring, and about to die of horrible wounds in a fierce battle that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young. Gandalf: Why, what did she tell you? Aragorn: I don’t know, I didn’t listen. Gandalf: Huh! Terrific. |
2 things, both to Lostgaeriel. 1: Heehee, hilarious. 2: I KNOW WHERE YOU GOT THE LAST PART OF YOUR SIGNATURE!!! IT'S FROM THE HITCHHIKER'S GUIDE TO THE GALAXY!!!!! I'M CURRENTLY READING THE BOOK! MOOAHAHAHAHAAAA!
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'Are those swords? or are you just pleased to see us?'
or 'Go go gadget staff' Not feeling very imaginative tonight. |
BACK FANGIRLS, BACK!!
ok, im dissapointed in myself too. |
Lol, those are good! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Next pic! http://www.bagendinn.com/images/nippleofrivendell.jpg |
Sam: Frodo! I've got wonderful news!
Frodo: Tell me. Now. Sam: There's food here! Frodo: Really? YAYAY! *jumps up and does Irish jig* I realize that that was lame, but bah. |
My lame attempt:
Sam: Wake up! Wake up! Santa left a whole bunch of presents! Frodo: Woohoo! Hey, Gandalf, get up! We want to open our presents! Gandalf (asleep in chair): *grumble, grumble* Stupid hobbits, never give you a moment's rest... [ August 15, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ] |
Frodo - 'Aaarrghhh!
Sam - 'Oh darn, I thought I had to kiss sleeping beauty BEFORE he woke up! |
Sam: Frodo! Frodo! You're alive!
Frodo: I am? $^@$%! I thought I was dead, and rid of this stupid Ring and this stupid quest! Rats, foiled again! yes, I know, tis not funny in the slightest, but it's a better way to be spending my time then to be blowing things up and such... |
Sam: Get up, Frodo! We're making pancakes!
Next: http://www.quintessentialwebsites.co...5may_hdr06.jpg |
"i..am so sacered right now..."
well, some one had to do a blair witch parody [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
Good one, NN10!
Frodo: Hmmm, something smells in here... |
Lol! I have a twisted sense of humor...
Frodo: Ignore the hand, and it'll go away. OR... Frodo: Gandalf, I know it's you. |
Gandalf: Wooga Booga booga!!!! hahahha
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Metacarpalsphobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a hand is about to grab you.
~M |
(All together now audience)
HE'S BEHIND YOU!!! or (voice from offstage) 'Frodo, keep still, his vision is based on movememt, if you stay still, he can't see you' (with acknowledgement to Jurassic Park) |
Hey! Lego o'my eggo!
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Frodo: Hmmmm..... This place is pretty dark. Where's a copy of Mario Sunshine when you need it.
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*duh duh... duh duh.. duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.. DUH DUH DUH DUH!*
Frodo: AUGH!!!! HELP! IT'S GOT ME! AUGH! THING HAS FINALLY GOTTEN ME! Gandalf: It's me, you ninny! Who is Thing? Frodo: You know, from the Adam's Family! HE's been out to get me ever since I never returned his high five... I know it sucks, but I thought it was funny! |
Gandalf: Frodo! Don't get so close to the camera. Your scareing the audience!
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is it just me or does he look a little blue?? hmm..
*voice from audience*: Frodo!! you're turning violet!! Gandalf: it always goes wrong with the deserts... (yes I know, lame attempt to copy willy wonka and the chocolate factory) |
Now I can't help but laugh out loud when I see these scenes in the movie.
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