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I wish Barad-dur was a fuzzy pink skwerl. |
Granted. It kills everyone and destroys Middle-Earth.
I wish we knew more about Rhovanion. |
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I wish gollum was a pirate-platypus. |
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I wish The Perky Ent was a real Ent |
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I wish there were Hobbits living today. |
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I wish the Hobbits would invade Bree. |
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I wish the name "Urwen" didn't sound so much like "Irwin". |
Granted. Now it is pronounced so strangely that only Tom Bombadil and Eru Iluvatar can say it correctly.
I wish we knew what the Oathbreakers were called before they broke their oath. |
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I wish I had a barrel of Longbottom leaf. |
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I wish that elves lived in the woods behind my house. |
Granted. Your house is now in the middle of nowhere.
I wish people would stop debating over Balrog wings. |
Granted. People no longer debate over Balrog wings, but the post by 1000 reader made the combatants forget exactly what they were fighting for, and they train their armpower instead on 1000 reader, who disintegrates into dust.
I wish people in this thread wouldn't keep granting wishes with 'so and so Sauron takes over the world' or some such. |
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I wish Celeborn was a block of cheese. |
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I wish that the Elves could have fought at the Black Gate. |
No offense Eorl, but that was a rather poor response. Their debating, not killing themselves with guns. Besides, I ducked.;)
On topic, your wish is granted. Unfortunately, Elrond is slain by the falling Morrannon and his children hold a series of wars against each other for the ownership of Rivendell. I wish the shriek of a Nazgul would make Legolas run away screaming like a little girl. |
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I wish Celeborn would talk faster. |
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He talks faster. Much faster. So fast, that as he talks to the fellowship, his jaw sets on fire and he burns down Lorien. I wish Frodo had sold Bag-End to the Gaffer. |
Off Topic: I apologize, The 1000 Reader, if the remark seemed in bad taste to you. Now that I think of it, it might have been - sorry again.
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I wish my wish is not granted. |
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I wish Gandalf was a tax-collector |
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I wish that Farmer Maggot had given the Hobbits a limitless supply of Mushrooms. |
Your wish is, er, yeah, like, sooo granted. Look! It's Tim Benzedrine riding a magenta giraffe! Hey, these shrooms are wack, man...
I wish a film company would give me a limitless budget to direct four live-action blockbuster Silmarillion films... |
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I wish that Old Toby was available at the corner shop! |
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I wish I had a wad of longbottom leaf every time someone makes a wish. |
Apparently I write so slow that two posts overtook me. Or maybe I think slow. :rolleyes:
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I wish that Hobbits had HUGE hands. |
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I've always known somethings wrong in the world... I wish the Barrow-Wight got the ring |
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I wish I could meet Daeron and learn to write good poetry. (singing after all is technically a form of poetry) |
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I wish Boromir killed Aragorn and became king in his own right. |
Granted. Boromir then returns to Gondor, sends out scouting parties for the ring, finds it, and charges alone into Mordor, thinking himself to hold the power of a god. He dies, and Middle-Earth falls into darkness again.
I wish all those killed by a falling rock could have met a more honorable death. |
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I wish that Tree Beard would visit Bag End one day. |
Granted. Unfortunately, Treebeard is too large to fit in Bag End so he has no choice but to tear the roof off.
I wish all those killed by a falling rock were given a more honorable death. |
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I wish people would remember to quote the wish one is granting and to make one's own wish bold! |
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I wish Butterbur wasn't so dim-witted. |
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I wish Hookbill was active in the roleplay section as well. (hey, I like it there!) |
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I wish that Arwen had fallen in love with Legolas instead of Aragorn. |
Abra Kadabra!!! Your wish is granted. As soon as she laid eyes on Legolas, she forgot all about her love for Aragorn and became so deeply immersed in her woe because everyone knew tha Legolas didn't swing that way ( :p :rolleyes: ) that she ended up dieing.
I wish that Fëanor and his sons weren't so bigheaded. |
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I wish the Ring was made of Winegum |
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I wish that all the weapons were switched around (Legolas gets Axe, Aragorn gets bow etc.) |
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I wish that there were jelly babies in Middle Earth! |
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I wish that Tirion was really made of tuna. |
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