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(people walk in, dressed in long, dark, heavy robes carrying all sorts of weapons and toture devices.)
Eomer: Who are they? Grima: Them? Oh um....um...they're just my study..friends... Eomer: Oh, well hello there friends! Doesn't my beard look extra fuzzy today! |
Éomer: *gasp* Did you hear that?
Wormtongue: What? Éomer: I thought I heard something. Wormtongue: Oh, I'm sure it was nothing. Éomer: *whimper* Yes, yes, I know, it wasn't funny, but doesn't it look like Éomer is saying that? Doesn't it?! *silence* Ooookay, I guess that's a no. . . |
Eomer: I need to know, once and for all, do I, or do I not, have something in my hair??
Wormtongue: Oooohh....... --Belin Ibaimendi |
Wormtongue: Look over there! It's a giant puple, man eating, tapdancing, thingamabober!
Eomer: Where? There?! Where is it! I don't see it! Hopefully I didn't scare it with my threatening stare! (Wormtongue zips up his fly) Wormtongue: Oh, it must of...um..flew away... *chews on hair nervously* |
Wormtongue: Lookit me! I'm floating! Look mom, no hands!
--Elven (should be Hobbit) Mistress-- Sowwy that was so lame, couldn't think of anything else... |
Note that I have no idea how to do the E acute (the e with the accent mark thingy above it). And this is another lame excuse for a caption by yours truly.
Wormtongue: C'mon, Eomer! I don't wanna be late for the Rocky Horror Picture Show! Eomer: Just a minute, I need to strecth my neck for a second... *crunch* Ah, that's better! |
LOL Robin!!! That was hilarious!!
It says how to make all the little accent things in the BD Forum FAQ. |
Thanks! Èomer! Èowyn! Khazad-dûm! Lol!
BTW, Galrie1, is that an anime-style Galadriel in your avatar? Cuz I've been working on anime versions of LOTR characters... (I'm an anime fanatic) Hey, this topic is slowing down. Mind if I put up another pic? http://www.bagendinn.com/images/sfcaptured.jpg |
Ooh, this one's challenging! Uhhhhh. . .
Gondorian: You guys stole a loaf of bread from us! You shall pay! As punishment, we are going to throw you into a pit of. . . Frodo: No, not. . . Gondorian: Rabid fangirls. Frodo and Sam: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!! |
Wormtongue: You have crooked eyes.
Eomer: Well you've got hair up your nose! (sorry, I didn't know what to put so I just stated the obvious [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]) |
Fangirls! That's great, Nev [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Faramir: Augh, hobbits stink! Would you guys clean those two up? Frodo: Noooooo! I don't wanna take a bath! You aren't the boss of me! Sam: Now calm down, Mr. Frodo... Random soldier: I hate my job. |
Frodo: What the heck is Andy Serkis doing over there?
Sam: I think he's... oh... my... ~Take Two~ Frodo: Is it really necessary for Peter to walk around without shoes on all the time? |
Austin: "Hey, they've posted tomorrow's shooting schedule."
Wood: "Aw, drat. Blue-screen again all day." ------------------- Wood: "Hey, they've posted today's lunch menu." Austin: "Aw, drat. Shepherds' Pie AGAIN." |
Sam: I swear we didn't do it!
Frodo: Yeah, Mrs. Sam's Mommy! Don't send us away! We didn't really steal the cookies! ~okay, it wasn't funny, but i felt that i had to submit somethin <grin>~ |
Nev, Tigerlily, those were hilarious! Too bad I can't come up with any myself. Let me think of it alittle longer.
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geez, gimli just can't take a good picture, he always cuts peoples heads off...tsk tsk.
i name that, WORST CAPTION EVER!!! |
Sam: Ah, damn! I didn't realize this area was under martial law! I knew we should've taken that left turn at Alberquerque...
BTW I love that rabid fangirl one! ROFL! [ September 17, 2002: Message edited by: Robin Headstrong ] |
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Sam: Everything will be all right, Mr. Frodo, as long as they don't take my cooking pans...
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Lol, how's about this little beauty?
http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/4680.jpg |
legolas: what are they?
gandalf: fangirls, they have been following us for 3 days now. (i wonder why all of mine suck) |
Gandalf: *sigh* I told that Fool of a Took to stay away from the edge.. but did he listen? Nooo...
Legolas: Wait! I can see him! What the--?! How'd he manage to survive that fall? Look! He's waving at us! Pippin: (from really far down) Hey, guys! It's great down here! I landed on something soft and squishy... It kinda looks like a-- aah! Legolas: Oh no.. he landed on an orc that apperantly doesn't like being landed on... Oh well, I never liked that hobbit much, anyway. (Umm.. right.. that was terrible. A thousand apologies. NN10, your's is hilarious! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]) [ September 20, 2002: Message edited by: Galadrie1 ] |
I also had a Fool of a Took caption in mind (reference to "Why don't you throw yourself in next time?") which is pretty bad:
Gandalf: "Fool of a Took! Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?" |
thanks [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
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Legolas: I tried, but that beard ripped right out of my hands. . .
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Legolas: Hey Gandalf, 10 to 1 you cant hit that orc way down there with your gum...
Gandalf: Oh yeah, elf boy?? Watch this (chhchchchchchchuck) *ptooo* |
G: He didnt fall?? Inconcievable!!
L: You keep using that word. I donna think it means what you think it means... |
Legolas: What? It looks like Pippin survived the fall!! And what's that?!?!
Gandalf: It..it looks likes thousands of Playboy Bunnies!!! An...And they're swarming him, and taking him to a hot tub and giving him pints and........OLD TOBY!?!?!? Wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee.................. |
elengil, that was great! I love the Princess Bride!!! Woohoo!
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LOL! Nev, that was great! You rock baby!
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Awwww, thanks, Rae!
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Legolas: Tha's a big 'ol hole...
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Gandalf: I dare you to jump in.
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Gandalf: Hey mom! What're you doing here?!
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Gandalf: And now, My boy you see why 500pound dragons should never try to cannon ball off a 10,000ft high diving board....It leavs ONE BIG HOLE IN THE GROUND!!!
Legolas: It also ends the cave pool party I planed for so long [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] --Or-- Gandalf I wonder whats down there... Legolas: Well...Theres one way to find out *Hops in the bucket to Gandalfs right and go's on down* *30 minutes later* Legolas: *Shouts from the bottome of the hole* HEY GANDALF! COME ON DOWN! THERES A THOUSAND PLAYBOY BUNNYS DOWN HERE AND A MOUTAIN OF ALE AND A HOT TUB AND A JAKOOZIE AND....WHOW MAMA! ITS PAMALA LEE!!!!!! HEY PAM! WANNA GET KISSED BY AN ELF!? Gandalf: *to self* I guess Elrond wassen't jokeing when he said he knew of a gigantic party in a hole... Sorry for ripping off your line *Waits for Isilya's wrath* [ September 22, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ] |
Guess what time it is kids? It's hammer time - no wait, time for another pic. I just found this and knew I had to put this up.
http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/4686.jpg Just another Friday night... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img] |
Pippin: GIVE ME A HUG!!!!!!!!
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Guy behind Pippin: All in favour say DIE!
*takes out machine gun and starts shooting everyone* ok that was truly awful, but I just wanted to be a part of this thing... LOL everyone who posted before, this is soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny! |
P.S. only people who have seen the mel gibson episode of the simpsons will understand that.
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