Mordor Transportation
Inspired by the Chatau d' Mordor thread about orc restaurants, I thought of this one - list the possible means of transportation of orcs of the 7th age. I'll start off with this:
Morcedes Lamborcgini Orcsvagon Torcyota Dorcge Morcubishi Feel free to include troll, Nazgul, Balrog ("wings" not acceptable since it's still a question), or any other evil creature transportation as well! |
Trolls Royce (quite obviously)
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An Orcs's conveyance of choice could only have been a Jaguawarg
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The backbone of the public transport would naturally be the masses of trolleybuses and -coaches.
And let's not forget the overpriced train-line AnthrakX for the well off - and Greywarg buses for the middle class. |
Orc Waggons?
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Volkswagon - orcswagon
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I'm a bit surprised no one's mentioned the very obvious Forc yet.
And what about Uruk-haiwoo? |
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No, I was actually trying to pun on Daewoo. But you're quite right, all of these vehicles would probably use the Uruk-haiway.
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*sigh*
I guess I'm going to have to do it, aren't I? MOUNT ZOOM! :cool: |
How about orcomobiles?
BMW - Best Maneuver Wargs |
Mazgulda: the Nazgul Mazda!!!
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I was going through some abandoned Mirth threads to cheer me up. Remembered one of my own. Thought a post above was absolutely brilliant and was going to rep it, but turns out I did already all those years ago. Consistency is key. ;) But I would rep it again.
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The Metromoriatan system, also known as "the Underground", would complement the ground level public transportation. |
Can we still rep posts? I've tried recently but couldn't. Maybe it's just my phone that won't let me?
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