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Robin Headstrong 08-12-2002 03:21 PM

Crazy Captions!!
Okay, this is a simple game of captions, here's what you do: just look at the picture that's been posted and think of a caption for it. Every so often I'll post a new picture, and anyone else can post a pic. Here's the first one [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

NazgulNumberTen 08-12-2002 03:35 PM

"listen frodo, don't mock sam for his interior decorating, this candle holder would look very nice next to your table!"
i know, not very funny.

Ravenna 08-12-2002 03:43 PM

'Well, you should have gone before we left Rivendell!'

The Green Ringwraith 08-12-2002 03:48 PM

Merry: "What do you mean, 'it doesn't have enough candles'?!?! You'renot even Jewish!"
Sam: "C'mon, I said give up the unleavened bread!"
Pippin: "That's lembas."
Sam: "Smart aleck."

Nevfeniel 08-12-2002 04:53 PM

Sam: I'll have you, Long- oh, wait, wrong room. Hey! Is that a goose-down comforter? I've always liked those. . .Hey guys, I'll catch up to you in a second.

Okay, so I'm no comedian, but I tried!

The Barrow-Wight 08-12-2002 05:11 PM

That's right! All you gotta do to win this here fancy chandelier is guess what Sam has in his hands.

Merry: If you want some of this, you'll have to come through Sam!
Sam: What!?

Doon't look now, boot I think Sam's hairr is on fier.

Lindolirian 08-12-2002 09:25 PM

Legolas, " Ai Ai!! A Balrog is come!"
Gandalf, " And I am already weary. Ummm, Sam you take him."
Sam, "Yes Mr. Gandalf sir. I'll have you Balrog!!!"

Ravenna 08-13-2002 11:08 AM

Sam 'Oops, I left my bow downstairs, Merry, shove that candlestick up his nose'

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: Ravenna ]

ElanorGamgee 08-13-2002 12:09 PM

Karate classes for Sam: $200

Solid oak chair for Pippin: $50

Standing in front of a Ranger with a sword while bearing only a candlestick: Priceless

There are some things money can't buy. For everything else, there's Middle-earthCard.

Manwe Sulimo 08-13-2002 12:23 PM

Pippin! I said a cross! Vampires aren't scared of tridents!

Nyuk nyuk nyuk....

Aroaraniel 08-13-2002 02:42 PM

Hehehe! I like the Middle-Earth card one...hehe unfortunetly I don't have a very good sense of humor so...

Robin Headstrong 08-13-2002 03:50 PM

Lol, those are good!

Merry: That guy's taller than I thought he was!
Sam: Enough talk! Fight now! I am the Crouching Hobbit, the Hidden Dragon! Heya!
(I know that was lame...)

Shall we do another pic?

suicidal elf chick 08-13-2002 04:28 PM

Okay, here's my lame attempt.

Legolas: Yes! This is exactly how you play 'Duck Duck Goose'! My turn!
Frodo: But Legolas, you're in the mud pot.
Legolas: Awwww, anyone out there wanna trade?

And another!

Gandalf: Okay, its a new game I call 'Spear'. We try to stick as many of you Orcs on a sword in one thrust, and whoever gets the most wins!

Yet another!

Orcs: Ring around the rosie, a pocket full of posies, ashes, ashes, we all fall down!
Merry: Stoppit! Augh! So dizzy...
Pippin: CAlm down, Merry, they're only dancing! You don't have to scold them! Seriously, you're like my dad! *starts crying*
Aragorn: Great Merry, you killed Pippin!
Boromir: He's not dead, he's just crying.
Aragorn: Shut uuup! *fwaps Boromir*

[ August 13, 2002: Message edited by: suicidal elf chick ]

Raefindel 08-13-2002 04:46 PM

You put your right foot in, you put your right foot out! You put your right foot in and you shake it all about!

ElanorGamgee 08-13-2002 05:14 PM

Do you ever just have one of those days...

Birdland 08-13-2002 08:22 PM

Picture One:
Sam: One Potato, two potato, three potato, four...

Picture Two:
The Fellowship of the Rave.

Ithaeliel 08-13-2002 09:25 PM

Elanor, forgive me. I am stealing your mastercard idea.

Light-up staff: $2.00
Authentic set of bows and arrows: $150
Patterns for sweet medieval halloween costumes: $30
Being the center of attention at your first halloween night rave: priceless
There's just some things money can't buy. For everything else there's Frodocard.

Lostgaeriel 08-13-2002 10:42 PM

To borrow from Douglas Adams -

Legolas: We’re trapped now, aren’t we?
Gandalf: Errrrr…yes, we’re trapped.
Frodo: Well, didn’t you think of anything?
Gandalf: Oh, yes, but unfortunately it rather involved being on the other side of the Bridge of Khazad-dm - far away from this army of Orcs all around us.
Sam: So what happens next?
Gandalf: More orcs will crawl down these mighty stone columns and then we'll be attacked by a Balrog and we’ll die in about thirty seconds.
Aragorn: So this is it. We’re going to die.
Gandalf: Yes…except…No! Wait a minute, what’s this door to a secret escape tunnel?
Aragorn: What? Where?
Gandalf: No, I was only fooling. We are going to die after all.
Aragorn: You know it’s at times like this, when I’m surrounded by goblins with 4 hobbits, an elf, a dwarf, a forgetful wizard and a guy who wants us to use the Enemy's Ring, and about to die of horrible wounds in a fierce battle that I really wish I’d listened to what my mother told me when I was young.
Gandalf: Why, what did she tell you?
Aragorn: I don’t know, I didn’t listen.
Gandalf: Huh! Terrific.

suicidal elf chick 08-14-2002 08:52 AM


Ravenna 08-14-2002 03:33 PM

'Are those swords? or are you just pleased to see us?'


'Go go gadget staff'

Not feeling very imaginative tonight.

NazgulNumberTen 08-14-2002 06:35 PM

ok, im dissapointed in myself too.

Robin Headstrong 08-15-2002 12:33 PM

Lol, those are good! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]
Next pic!

suicidal elf chick 08-15-2002 12:37 PM

Sam: Frodo! I've got wonderful news!
Frodo: Tell me. Now.
Sam: There's food here!
Frodo: Really? YAYAY! *jumps up and does Irish jig*

I realize that that was lame, but bah.

ElanorGamgee 08-15-2002 02:01 PM

My lame attempt:

Sam: Wake up! Wake up! Santa left a whole bunch of presents!

Frodo: Woohoo! Hey, Gandalf, get up! We want to open our presents!

Gandalf (asleep in chair): *grumble, grumble* Stupid hobbits, never give you a moment's rest...

[ August 15, 2002: Message edited by: ElanorGamgee ]

Ravenna 08-16-2002 07:01 AM

Frodo - 'Aaarrghhh!
Sam - 'Oh darn, I thought I had to kiss sleeping beauty BEFORE he woke up!

Ithiliel 08-16-2002 10:46 AM

Sam: Frodo! Frodo! You're alive!
Frodo: I am? $^@$%! I thought I was dead, and rid of this stupid Ring and this stupid quest! Rats, foiled again!

yes, I know, tis not funny in the slightest, but it's a better way to be spending my time then to be blowing things up and such...

Robin Headstrong 08-17-2002 11:33 AM

Sam: Get up, Frodo! We're making pancakes!


NazgulNumberTen 08-17-2002 11:34 AM

" so sacered right now..."
well, some one had to do a blair witch parody [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

ElanorGamgee 08-17-2002 11:42 AM

Good one, NN10!

Frodo: Hmmm, something smells in here...

Robin Headstrong 08-17-2002 11:58 AM

Lol! I have a twisted sense of humor...

Frodo: Ignore the hand, and it'll go away.


Frodo: Gandalf, I know it's you.

Lindolirian 08-17-2002 12:57 PM

Gandalf: Wooga Booga booga!!!! hahahha

Morquesse 08-17-2002 01:58 PM

Metacarpalsphobia: the fear that somehow, somewhere, a hand is about to grab you.


Ravenna 08-17-2002 04:37 PM

(All together now audience)



(voice from offstage) 'Frodo, keep still, his vision is based on movememt, if you stay still, he can't see you'
(with acknowledgement to Jurassic Park)

Raefindel 08-17-2002 05:25 PM

Hey! Lego o'my eggo!

Rec the Hedgehog 08-17-2002 07:35 PM

Frodo: Hmmmm..... This place is pretty dark. Where's a copy of Mario Sunshine when you need it.

suicidal elf chick 08-18-2002 03:01 AM

*duh duh... duh duh.. duh duh duh duh duh duh duh.. DUH DUH DUH DUH!*


Gandalf: It's me, you ninny! Who is Thing?

Frodo: You know, from the Adam's Family! HE's been out to get me ever since I never returned his high five...

I know it sucks, but I thought it was funny!

Rose Cotton 08-18-2002 06:36 AM

Gandalf: Frodo! Don't get so close to the camera. Your scareing the audience!

Gamgee 08-18-2002 12:44 PM

is it just me or does he look a little blue?? hmm..

*voice from audience*: Frodo!! you're turning violet!!
Gandalf: it always goes wrong with the deserts...

(yes I know, lame attempt to copy willy wonka and the chocolate factory)

Rose Cotton 08-19-2002 08:52 AM

Now I can't help but laugh out loud when I see these scenes in the movie.

Robin Headstrong 08-19-2002 03:42 PM


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