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The Only Real Estel 02-09-2005 05:55 PM

Aragorn: "What!? Eomer and Nil welcome in my court!!?? May it never be!" ;)

Feanor of the Peredhil 02-09-2005 06:45 PM

Look guys... you just can't find opals this big any more. Feanor sure knew his stuff about big shiny jewels...

Oddwen 02-09-2005 06:46 PM

*snerk*, TOREstel... :D

Aragorn*squinting*: Dang...I need my spectacles...these things were made for Nearsighted Elves, not Farsighted Rangers!

Sophia the Thunder Mistress 02-09-2005 06:54 PM

Aragorn: "When I marry Arwen, will she make me bathe regularly?"

Magic 8 Ball: "Most Likely"

The Saucepan Man 02-09-2005 08:34 PM

In desperation, a down-on-his-luck Aragorn turns to grave-robbing and turns up trumps in the burial chamber of Thorin Oakenshield.

Eomer of the Rohirrim 02-10-2005 05:41 AM

*You may be Sauron the Terrible, Lord of Evil, but that doesn't mean that some weirdo can't set up a private camera in your bathroom - next, on Sick Sad World!*

Nilpaurion Felagund 02-10-2005 06:48 PM

When Rangers go Crown-crazy.
Aragorn watched the culmination of his plot to drive Denethor mad.

Nimrodel_9 02-10-2005 10:39 PM

Arry finds joy in pulling faces at his reflection.

Lalwendë 02-11-2005 06:13 AM

The cameraman captures the moment that he plays double-dog-dare with Aragorn, who has been challenged to see how close the hot coal can get to his face before he blinks.

The Only Real Estel 02-11-2005 08:16 AM

Aragorn: "I think I'll check in on Arwen and see how she's doing tonight. Oh, that's a nice dress, and...GIMLI!!??"

Gil-Galad 02-11-2005 08:18 AM

*Aragorn continuely stares at the Palantir*

Aragorn: i really need to get broadband...

*the one eye appears*

Aragorn: oh no!!!

Eye: i see you

Aragorn: a virus!!! oh help me macintosh, your the only one!


Eomer of the Rohirrim 02-11-2005 09:04 AM

In the background...
Merry: "What's he doing?"

Gandalf: "He is drawing Sauron's Eye away from Frodo and the Ring."

Legolas: "A diversion!"

The Only Real Estel 02-11-2005 11:36 AM

Disclaimer: This post does not necessarily reflect the opinion of its poster...
Aragorn: "Palantir, Palantir, in my hand. Whose has the 'fairest' girl in the land? Celeborn or me?"

Palantir: "Faramir."

Maeggaladiel 02-11-2005 01:12 PM

When the goldfish bowl isn't big enough fer the two of us.
Aragorn knew something was wrong with his sea monkeys when they started engaging in nuclear warfare.

Fingolfin II 02-11-2005 09:32 PM

After the premature death of his mother and father, his trials and tribulations amongst the wildnerness of Middle-Earth for over 50 years, his contribution to the defeat of Sauron and his renewing of the Kingship of Gondor, Aragorn finally gets his reward from Elrond; a king-size marble.

Lathriel 02-11-2005 11:49 PM

Well the disco ball (or palantir as some scholars call it) has been brougth to Minas tirith and it is time for Boromir to teach Aragorn how to be a disco King.

Do the wave for Boromir the disco King and Aragorn soon to be Disco King. :D

Gurthang 02-12-2005 11:12 AM

Aragorn: "I shall call my new sculture 'Flame in Ball'! It's so simple, so elegant, so easy to make; I'll make a fortune selling it!" (laughs an I'm-going-to-be-filthy-rich laugh) :D

Eomer of the Rohirrim 02-12-2005 12:21 PM

A drunk Aragorn performs an unfunny imitation of Gollum with the nearest prop.

Feanor of the Peredhil 02-12-2005 12:36 PM

After watching Gandalf fall in Moria, Aragorn tries valiently to fend the Balrog off with it's own reflection.

Sophia the Thunder Mistress 02-12-2005 02:07 PM

*Aragorn paces around Edoras searching for good reception*

"Two bars... TWO BARS?! I paid for nationwide service!"

Mithalwen 02-12-2005 02:25 PM

Sauron (via palantir):
"You shake my nerves and you rattle my brain
Too much power drives a maia insane"


"Goodness gracious great ball of fire "

The Elf-warrior 02-12-2005 02:53 PM

Here's one for the Gollum picture:
Gollum expounds on the health benefits of eating raw meat to Frodo and Sam.

Oddwen 02-12-2005 06:12 PM

Methinketh it's time for a new picceth

Mr. Frodo! I couldn't find any rope, so I wove together some spaghetti. I'm sure it'll work as well. What? That spaghetti was for dinner? Oh dear.


Man in Black: If you're in such a hurry you could lower a rope or a tree branch or find something useful to do.

Sam: I could do that. I've got some rope up here. But I do not think you would accept my help, since I am only waiting around to kill you.

Man in Black: That does put a damper on our relationship.

Formendacil 02-12-2005 08:46 PM

While Frodo dozes, Sam prepares a noose to end their Gollum problem once and for all.

Gil-Galad 02-12-2005 08:46 PM

Sam: m'lady, i want you to have this gift, for letting us in your land

Galadriel:...but i just gave you it, your going to need it, keep it

Sam: no its yours, here

Galadriel: look, beleive me, your really going to need it in Mordor

Sam: with all the rewriting done in the Two Towers, i'll probaly end up in Mt.Doom in...oh i don't know...a glass elevator!

Hookbill the Goomba 02-13-2005 08:01 AM

Sam is not so sure Water skiing is such a good idea around the falls of rauros.

Estelyn Telcontar 02-13-2005 09:20 AM

Sam: Now, Gollum, I've another job for you. Help me pull this taffy.

Gollum: What's taffy, precious? Is it juicy? Is it scrumptiously crunchable?

Sam: It's sweet and sticks to your teeth.

Gollum: But we has only six! Without them, we can't bite. You try to make Sméagol starve. He can't eat hobbits' food. Poor thin Sméagol!

Eomer of the Rohirrim 02-13-2005 12:23 PM

Using the old 'Magic Rope Trick' Samwise dares to upstage Gandalf at the party.

*Scene not shown: Gandalf's resulting wrath*

Esgallhugwen 02-13-2005 02:12 PM

What's in a name?
Palantir pic- (for those who watch the extra bits)

Viggo: Tell me the true name of David Wenham!!
Palantir: .......Daisy.........
Viggo: *rolls onto floor with raucous laughter*
David: what's going on in here?
Palantir: .....Hello......Daisy dear....
Viggo: *begins another endless peel of laughter*

Meela 02-13-2005 03:34 PM

Sam didn't know what to think when, upon accepting some fine Elven rope from Galadriel, he pulled out one of her hair extensions by mistake. Gimli, of course, was quite distraught to discover that his gift was now in fact a fake, sporting a label reading "Made in Umbar. Rinse twice daily in diluted Entdraught".

Nilpaurion Felagund 02-13-2005 08:33 PM

Samwise the . . . uh . . . wise?
Sam: If I throw this lasso at Mt. Doom, we could slide the Ring from here!

TomBrady12 02-13-2005 09:02 PM

Sam : THATS IT!!! A lousy piece of rope!

Galadriel : Hey, consider yourself lucky. I only gave MacGyver a gum wrapper.

Fingolfin II 02-13-2005 11:32 PM

Sam: I found Gandalf the Grey's old hair down by Zirakzigil.

Mithalwen 02-14-2005 11:41 AM

Sam realised it was going to be a lot harder to get a halter on Shadowfax than it had his beloved Bill

Maeggaladiel 02-14-2005 01:01 PM

Frodo begins to suspect Sam is up to something. Why did Sam ask him to change his will? Why did he keep getting that odd gleam in his eye? Why was he mumbling about Frodo's death in his sleep? Until now, Frodo had dismissed it as lembas indigestion.

Gurthang 02-14-2005 08:09 PM

Yeah, that's really gonna get her...
Sam, thinking to impress Rosie, prepares to show off his strength by ripping apart 17 whole strands of spaghetti at once. :eek: :D

Nimrodel_9 02-14-2005 09:36 PM

Look Mr. Frodo! I caught us some dinner! It's a snake! Mr. Frodo? Frodo!

Happy Valentine's Day everyone! Spread the love! :D

Nilpaurion Felagund 02-14-2005 10:59 PM

Ripping off TomBrady12's idea.
Sam: That's it? A yard of bloody rope?

Galadriel: It's not just a rope: it's . . . uhhh . . . it's a magic coney catcher.

Sam: :rolleyes: Yeah. Right.


Hey, Sam! Don't you roll your eyes at my aunt!

Formendacil 02-15-2005 01:04 PM

Playing on Nimrodel_9's idea...
Sam: "That Gollum thinks he's really something catching rabbits. That's nothing to this snake."

TomBrady12 02-15-2005 02:06 PM

Sam is determined that Gollum will not lay a finger on his new Gucci purse.

TB12: Dynasty

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