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Diamond18 11-02-2002 03:36 PM

We're not just members of the bad-hair-do club for men, we're the founders!

LePetitChoux 11-02-2002 04:40 PM

Ok, that pic wasnt getting replies for ages, so guess what...yep, I'll do another one.

Has this one been done before?

Diamond18 11-02-2002 04:46 PM

All for one and one for all!

Melichus 11-02-2002 05:09 PM

Aragorn, Legolas, Boromir: Whoa there, Frodo...maybe you're, um, getting a bit too friendly with Sam, heh heh...<gulp>

Diamond18 11-02-2002 05:13 PM

[sing]One of these guys is not like the other ones, one of these guys is not quite the same.[/sing]

Elven Mistress 11-02-2002 08:51 PM

All three: All right, Pip, thanks for showing us your impersonation (sp?) of an orc can go now...

Losthuniel 11-02-2002 09:07 PM

Legolas: What in the Name of Gilthoniel is THAT?
Boromir: I have NO idea. It's DISGUSTING
Aragorn: That, gentlemen is an orc

Maikadilwen 11-02-2002 09:09 PM

Legsie: OK, come on. It can't be that hard. All you have to do is tell us which one of us is the prettiest.
Boromir (whispering): Me, me, me, me
Aragorn: I really should have done something about my hair...

Tigerlily Gamgee 11-03-2002 12:54 AM

Ug... PJ took off his shoes again!

LePetitChoux 11-03-2002 09:27 AM

Boromir: *looking up and down* OH-MY-ILLUVATAR...

Arwen: What? I've come to be the warrior queen, and to steal the show (again)
Aragorn:Look, how many times have we been over this? No, you may NOT come with us...

Ok, that was my worst one yet. [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

charly 11-03-2002 09:41 AM

Legolas:Something is moving back there... not far away...
Aragorn: More than 100 miles away?
Boromir:Look, you walking spectacle, can we get going?

charly 11-03-2002 09:44 AM

Aragorn&Boromir(Singing):Here come the men in black...
Legolas:And I´m Frank the pug!
All:Happy Halloween!!!!!!

[ November 03, 2002: Message edited by: charly ]

Amanaduial the archer 11-03-2002 10:41 AM

*And here, from the 'Model Earth fashion magazine, the Arda guide for all your fashion needs, is the new range of clothes for men and elves...*

hobbitlass 11-03-2002 01:23 PM

Boromir: Uh, guys, check this out.
Aragorn: Oh my...Legolas, go check it out.
Legolas: No way! You go.
A: No you go.
L: What about Boromir?
B: Uhuh. Not me.
A: Alright, all together now. On the count of three. one...two...THREE
L: You didn't go.
A: You didn't either.
L: Boromir, just go.
B: No way am I getting in that tub!

Lady_Espel 11-03-2002 02:31 PM

Legolas: Urm, guys. Aren't we supposed to be doing something, you know, hero-like? Don't tell me we've run out of things to save.
Boromir [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]on't worry, Aragorn's thinking of something.
Aragorn:I've got it, we could have a war against evil.
Legolas:Original, brilliant!
Boromir:The man's a genius.

Lady_Espel 11-03-2002 02:31 PM

OOps that was meant to be, Boromir: Don't worry...

LePetitChoux 11-03-2002 02:42 PM

next time that happens, just click "edit post" (the little hammer pic over ur post)... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

LePetitChoux 11-03-2002 02:53 PM

btw, I wanna do one now.....

L: My keen elvish eyes seem to need testing...

Diamond18 11-03-2002 03:17 PM

Legolas: Okay, seriously Aragorn, do I look scary? I've been praciticing this look in the mirror for days.
Aragorn: Didn't your mother ever tell you that your face could freeze that way?
Legolas: Who?
Aragorn: Your mother.
Legolas: What's a mother?
Aragorn; Oh, don't look so perplexed! I'm going to go talk to Gimli until you feel like being serious.
Legolas: But...I was being serious.


charly 11-03-2002 03:28 PM

Legolas: Ok, I have my shampoo, Conditioner, Hair die(Did I lock it in?), Combs a,b&c, Hairbrush, Hairnet, Body Lotion, Shower gel, Body Peeling, Soap a,b,c,d&e, Hairwax,Face Peeling, Face Cream, Face Soap,Cleaning Lotion, Lipgloss, Rouge(is that locked away?) Super White toothpaste, Vogue... Now, did I forget anything??
Yeah, that was pathetic...

dragoneyes 11-03-2002 04:18 PM

Legolas: ummm, S P Q Y R?
Optician: no I'm sorry, you're going to have to wear glasses
Legolas: But I'm already wearing contact lenses!

[ November 03, 2002: Message edited by: dragoneyes ]

Diamond18 11-03-2002 06:13 PM

Nevfeniel 11-03-2002 06:22 PM

Saruman: Sauron, I am at your command. What do you want me to do?
Saruman: No! Not that, please! My nails are my livelihood!
Saruman (meekly): Yes, master.

[ November 03, 2002: Message edited by: Nevfeniel ]

Eruialiwen 11-03-2002 08:30 PM

For the Leggy pic:

Leggy: "Uhh...Aragorn?"
Aragorn: "What?"
Leggy: "I forgot to dye my horse's mane to match my hair."

For the icky Saurman nails pic:


OK ok ok [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Tigerlily Gamgee 11-03-2002 08:35 PM

For the Legolas pic:
"Ah! I think I sat on my sword! Damn this saddle that I thought I told them to take off!"

For the scary pic!:
palantir: "If he gets any closer to me with those nails I'm telling Sauron!"

Belin 11-03-2002 08:50 PM

Sauron: Yes, Navigator?

--Belin Ibaimendi

Elven Mistress 11-03-2002 08:52 PM

Saruman (in weird, eerie voice): I shall suck your brain...!!!!!!

[img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] eh heh heh, sorry, i'm just a tad tired...

Diamond18 11-03-2002 10:34 PM

Saruman: "Palantír, palantír, on the pedestal, who has the freakiest nails of all?"
Palantír: "Galadriel has the freakiest nails of all. You are merely second, and Frodo is third."
Saruman: "Arrrghh! I shall have their hearts in a box! Lurtz!"

Arwen1858 11-04-2002 02:12 AM

This is for the Legolas pic.
Legolas: Allright, which one of you stole my hairspray??

charly 11-04-2002 09:37 AM

Voice out of Palantir:Yes, hello to "Manicurmania" the only show on P-TV (Palantir, not pay TV) devoted to fingernails! today we wil show you five great ways to make your nails freaky and pointy!
Saruman: Oh, drat, I´ve seen this one...

heaven382 11-04-2002 10:03 AM

for the Legolas pic::

Legolas:: ok who said that I wasnt the prettiest one here? WHO?!

Palantir pic::

New from mordorline... sarushine nail color... for those who want ashen nails as he...

Maybe it Mordorline

LePetitChoux 11-04-2002 11:14 AM

sorry..couldnt resist posting this one...

You thought the cartoon aragorn was bad, try this for freakiness:

Mlo 11-04-2002 11:34 AM

Is that Arwen?(Never seen her laugh before...) Anyway, if it is..

This Arwen to the cartoon Aragorn: Oh my god! You look like an idiot!!!*laughing hysterically*
Aragorn glares evilly at Arwen

ok, I know that one was bad, but I'm hungry, and I can't think when I'm hungry....

[ November 04, 2002: Message edited by: Mlo ]

Frodo Baggins 11-04-2002 12:24 PM

Hey guys? I need to know haow to post a pic. i have a great one in mind, but I don't know how to post it!!


LePetitChoux 11-04-2002 01:35 PM

Here is the step by step, foolproof method of posting a pic:
1) Choose the pic that you want and get it in its own window. (Click and hold on mac, I'm guessing right-click on PC)
2) Copy its complete URL (http://www. etc.etc.) at the top of the window.
3) In "new post" click on the little IMAGE icon to the lower right of the writing area.
4)Paste the URL of the image into the dialog box.
5) Click OK

Youre done!

Lady_Espel 11-04-2002 02:20 PM

PeterJackson: (from off screen) Who forgot to tell Liv to put her face on, first Orlando Bloom, now her. When will these celebrities learn, they are in this to make it sell.

[img]smilies/frown.gif[/img] I apologise if I offended Liv and Orli fans. Wait I'm an orli fan, I just offended me [img]smilies/mad.gif[/img] I'm gonna pay for that.

TolkienGurl 11-04-2002 07:42 PM

Arwen: Hee hee! Did you see that? That orc just got his head chopped off! Hee hee!

[ November 04, 2002: Message edited by: TolkienGurl ]

Diamond18 11-04-2002 08:10 PM

Arwen: "A Hobbit! A dying Hobbit! Wait till Glorfindel hears about this! Ahahaha, ohohoho."

Frodo: "*gasp* I don't get Elvish humor. *gasp*"

Frodo Baggins 11-04-2002 08:32 PM

Arwen: He he heeee! I stole Glorfindel's part and he dosen't suspect a thing! *Continues laughing*

Elrond: *glares at her" Arwen...!!

Elven Mistress 11-05-2002 04:53 PM

Alas, Legolas's shooting practice ended fatally for the young elven maiden...

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