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Lothiriel Silmarien 09-04-2002 01:10 PM

(people walk in, dressed in long, dark, heavy robes carrying all sorts of weapons and toture devices.)

Eomer: Who are they?

Grima: Them? Oh um....um...they're just my study..friends...

Eomer: Oh, well hello there friends! Doesn't my beard look extra fuzzy today!

Nevfeniel 09-04-2002 08:16 PM

Éomer: *gasp* Did you hear that?
Wormtongue: What?
Éomer: I thought I heard something.
Wormtongue: Oh, I'm sure it was nothing.
Éomer: *whimper*
Yes, yes, I know, it wasn't funny, but doesn't it look like Éomer is saying that? Doesn't it?! *silence* Ooookay, I guess that's a no. . .

Belin 09-04-2002 10:04 PM

Eomer: I need to know, once and for all, do I, or do I not, have something in my hair??

Wormtongue: Oooohh.......

--Belin Ibaimendi

Lothiriel Silmarien 09-05-2002 10:18 AM

Wormtongue: Look over there! It's a giant puple, man eating, tapdancing, thingamabober!

Eomer: Where? There?! Where is it! I don't see it! Hopefully I didn't scare it with my threatening stare!

(Wormtongue zips up his fly)

Wormtongue: Oh, it must of...um..flew away...
*chews on hair nervously*

Elven Mistress 09-05-2002 04:43 PM

Wormtongue: Lookit me! I'm floating! Look mom, no hands!

--Elven (should be Hobbit) Mistress--

Sowwy that was so lame, couldn't think of anything else...

Robin Headstrong 09-06-2002 08:35 PM

Note that I have no idea how to do the E acute (the e with the accent mark thingy above it). And this is another lame excuse for a caption by yours truly.

Wormtongue: C'mon, Eomer! I don't wanna be late for the Rocky Horror Picture Show!

Eomer: Just a minute, I need to strecth my neck for a second... *crunch* Ah, that's better!

Galadrie1 09-07-2002 02:25 PM

LOL Robin!!! That was hilarious!!
It says how to make all the little accent things in the BD Forum FAQ.

Robin Headstrong 09-12-2002 06:53 PM

Thanks! Èomer! Èowyn! Khazad-dûm! Lol!
BTW, Galrie1, is that an anime-style Galadriel in your avatar? Cuz I've been working on anime versions of LOTR characters... (I'm an anime fanatic)

Hey, this topic is slowing down. Mind if I put up another pic?

http://www.bagendinn.com/images/sfcaptured.jpg

Nevfeniel 09-12-2002 07:36 PM

Ooh, this one's challenging! Uhhhhh. . .
Gondorian: You guys stole a loaf of bread from us! You shall pay! As punishment, we are going to throw you into a pit of. . .
Frodo: No, not. . .
Gondorian: Rabid fangirls.
Frodo and Sam: NOOOOOOOOO!!!!!

Anarya SilverBranch 09-12-2002 07:37 PM

Wormtongue: You have crooked eyes.

Eomer: Well you've got hair up your nose!

(sorry, I didn't know what to put so I just stated the obvious [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img])

ElanorGamgee 09-12-2002 09:11 PM

Fangirls! That's great, Nev [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Faramir: Augh, hobbits stink! Would you guys clean those two up?

Frodo: Noooooo! I don't wanna take a bath! You aren't the boss of me!

Sam: Now calm down, Mr. Frodo...

Random soldier: I hate my job.

Tigerlily Gamgee 09-12-2002 10:11 PM

Frodo: What the heck is Andy Serkis doing over there?
Sam: I think he's... oh... my...

~Take Two~
Frodo: Is it really necessary for Peter to walk around without shoes on all the time?

mark12_30 09-12-2002 10:57 PM

Austin: "Hey, they've posted tomorrow's shooting schedule."

Wood: "Aw, drat. Blue-screen again all day."
-------------------
Wood: "Hey, they've posted today's lunch menu."

Austin: "Aw, drat. Shepherds' Pie AGAIN."

Elven Mistress 09-15-2002 12:05 PM

Sam: I swear we didn't do it!

Frodo: Yeah, Mrs. Sam's Mommy! Don't send us away! We didn't really steal the cookies!

~okay, it wasn't funny, but i felt that i had to submit somethin <grin>~

Eruwen 09-15-2002 01:05 PM

Nev, Tigerlily, those were hilarious! Too bad I can't come up with any myself. Let me think of it alittle longer.

NazgulNumberTen 09-16-2002 03:27 PM

geez, gimli just can't take a good picture, he always cuts peoples heads off...tsk tsk.
i name that, WORST CAPTION EVER!!!

Robin Headstrong 09-17-2002 02:41 PM

Sam: Ah, damn! I didn't realize this area was under martial law! I knew we should've taken that left turn at Alberquerque...

BTW I love that rabid fangirl one! ROFL!

[ September 17, 2002: Message edited by: Robin Headstrong ]

Nevfeniel 09-17-2002 04:14 PM

Quote:

BTW I love that rabid fangirl one! ROFL!
Really? I didn't think it was that funny, I guess I was wrong. [img]smilies/tongue.gif[/img]

Elven Mistress 09-17-2002 04:34 PM

Sam: Everything will be all right, Mr. Frodo, as long as they don't take my cooking pans...

Robin Headstrong 09-20-2002 09:09 PM

Lol, how's about this little beauty?
http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/4680.jpg

NazgulNumberTen 09-20-2002 09:12 PM

legolas: what are they?
gandalf: fangirls, they have been following us for 3 days now.
(i wonder why all of mine suck)

Galadrie1 09-20-2002 09:14 PM

Gandalf: *sigh* I told that Fool of a Took to stay away from the edge.. but did he listen? Nooo...
Legolas: Wait! I can see him! What the--?! How'd he manage to survive that fall? Look! He's waving at us!
Pippin: (from really far down) Hey, guys! It's great down here! I landed on something soft and squishy... It kinda looks like a-- aah!
Legolas: Oh no.. he landed on an orc that apperantly doesn't like being landed on... Oh well, I never liked that hobbit much, anyway.

(Umm.. right.. that was terrible. A thousand apologies. NN10, your's is hilarious! [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])

[ September 20, 2002: Message edited by: Galadrie1 ]

Robin Headstrong 09-20-2002 09:19 PM

I also had a Fool of a Took caption in mind (reference to "Why don't you throw yourself in next time?") which is pretty bad:

Gandalf: "Fool of a Took! Don't you know sarcasm when you hear it?"

NazgulNumberTen 09-20-2002 09:21 PM

thanks [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Nevfeniel 09-21-2002 07:54 AM

Legolas: I tried, but that beard ripped right out of my hands. . .

elengil 09-21-2002 11:54 AM

Legolas: Hey Gandalf, 10 to 1 you cant hit that orc way down there with your gum...

Gandalf: Oh yeah, elf boy?? Watch this (chhchchchchchchuck) *ptooo*

elengil 09-21-2002 11:56 AM

G: He didnt fall?? Inconcievable!!
L: You keep using that word. I donna think it means what you think it means...

Isilya 09-21-2002 01:28 PM

Legolas: What? It looks like Pippin survived the fall!! And what's that?!?!
Gandalf: It..it looks likes thousands of Playboy Bunnies!!! An...And they're swarming him, and taking him to a hot tub and giving him pints and........OLD TOBY!?!?!? Wait for meeeeeeeeeeeeeeee..................

Galadrie1 09-21-2002 02:37 PM

elengil, that was great! I love the Princess Bride!!! Woohoo!

Raefindel 09-21-2002 02:54 PM

LOL! Nev, that was great! You rock baby!

Nevfeniel 09-21-2002 05:27 PM

Awwww, thanks, Rae!

Tanraugwen Greenleaf 09-21-2002 07:07 PM

.
Quote:

Pippin: ooh, well, that was an experience.
Merry: I wet my pants...
~Whatever you're thinking, don't say it~ [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img] [img]smilies/rolleyes.gif[/img]

Elven Mistress 09-22-2002 09:56 AM

Legolas: Tha's a big 'ol hole...

Nevfeniel 09-22-2002 11:44 AM

Gandalf: I dare you to jump in.

Elven Mistress 09-22-2002 01:11 PM

Gandalf: Hey mom! What're you doing here?!

Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas 09-22-2002 02:28 PM

Gandalf: And now, My boy you see why 500pound dragons should never try to cannon ball off a 10,000ft high diving board....It leavs ONE BIG HOLE IN THE GROUND!!!

Legolas: It also ends the cave pool party I planed for so long [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

--Or--

Gandalf I wonder whats down there...

Legolas: Well...Theres one way to find out *Hops in the bucket to Gandalfs right and go's on down*

*30 minutes later*

Legolas: *Shouts from the bottome of the hole* HEY GANDALF! COME ON DOWN! THERES A THOUSAND PLAYBOY BUNNYS DOWN HERE AND A MOUTAIN OF ALE AND A HOT TUB AND A JAKOOZIE AND....WHOW MAMA! ITS PAMALA LEE!!!!!! HEY PAM! WANNA GET KISSED BY AN ELF!?

Gandalf: *to self* I guess Elrond wassen't jokeing when he said he knew of a gigantic party in a hole...

Sorry for ripping off your line *Waits for Isilya's wrath*

[ September 22, 2002: Message edited by: Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas ]

Robin Headstrong 09-23-2002 02:31 PM

Guess what time it is kids? It's hammer time - no wait, time for another pic. I just found this and knew I had to put this up.

http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/4686.jpg

Just another Friday night... [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img]

Kithrèna Greenarrow Legolas 09-23-2002 02:36 PM

Pippin: GIVE ME A HUG!!!!!!!!

Anastasia 09-23-2002 02:46 PM

Guy behind Pippin: All in favour say DIE!
*takes out machine gun and starts shooting everyone*

ok that was truly awful, but I just wanted to be a part of this thing...

LOL everyone who posted before, this is soooooooooooooooooooooooo funny!

Anastasia 09-23-2002 02:48 PM

P.S. only people who have seen the mel gibson episode of the simpsons will understand that.


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