"I assure you Théoden, there are indeed talking trees, and my cousin Radagast has not been having me try his new mushroom hybrids."

I can't believe somebody didn't say this already
 

Gandalf: And now for slide #387 of The Greatest Hits of Gandalf Uncloaking!

- Gandalf, my country is in ruin. The armies are scattered, the treasuries are emptied, my people do not trust in me anymore. What should I do?

- Hang every nobleman and pain Meduseld blue.

- But why blue?

- I knew there would be no issues with the first proposal.

Gandalf: "...and that's how I got past the Balrog on the 100th level in Moria. Now, on level 99 we duked it out with rocks..."

Theoden: :If I was still under Saruman's spell, I wouldn't have to listen to this.:

"See, Théoden, I had this dream once that I wore a silly helmet and could control metal."

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"Just a minute, folks. I want to sketch this scene for your tombs....er, for history."

- Elrond, are Elves supposed to get a growth spurt when they reach a couple thousand years, or were you drinking the Ent-draught again?

Don't mention the abomination
 

Much to the dismay of the Fellowship, and due to unfortunate incidents in the past, Elrond explained in no uncertain terms, that elvish hospitality did not extend to naked frolicking in public fountains.

Alright, we know that one of you is the culprit who ate all the cake.

Erestor: We've rounded up the usual suspects Elrond, can you point out which one stole your wallet?

Is this allowed?
 

Hugo Weaving was very happy to announce that in order to "corner the market", he had managed to convince New Line and Peter Jackson to film Lord of the Rings as well as a porno parody silmutaniously using the same cast.

Scene from the new movie, "Honey, I Shrunk The Fellowship"

"No one leaves here alive until one of you lot confesses who took Priscilla on a joyride across the Bruinen."

Good Morning Class!

Welcome to Hair Weaving 401! This is the capstone course for this major and by the end of the course you are expected to be able to recreate the magificent weave I am currently sporting on the back of my head.

Hair Weaving 401 with Hugo! :cool: :rolleyes:

You figured out my inspiration for the joke! :o