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Inziladun 11-26-2018 05:35 PM

"I assure you Théoden, there are indeed talking trees, and my cousin Radagast has not been having me try his new mushroom hybrids."

Kuruharan 12-19-2018 09:17 AM

I can't believe somebody didn't say this already
 
Gandalf: And now for slide #387 of The Greatest Hits of Gandalf Uncloaking!

Galadriel55 04-13-2019 08:35 PM

- Gandalf, my country is in ruin. The armies are scattered, the treasuries are emptied, my people do not trust in me anymore. What should I do?

- Hang every nobleman and pain Meduseld blue.

- But why blue?

- I knew there would be no issues with the first proposal.

Alphaelin 09-06-2019 12:36 AM

Gandalf: "...and that's how I got past the Balrog on the 100th level in Moria. Now, on level 99 we duked it out with rocks..."

Theoden: :If I was still under Saruman's spell, I wouldn't have to listen to this.:

Inziladun 09-20-2019 07:05 AM

"See, Théoden, I had this dream once that I wore a silly helmet and could control metal."

http://corecanvas.s3.amazonaws.com/t...inal/acfed.jpg

"Just a minute, folks. I want to sketch this scene for your tombs....er, for history."

Galadriel55 09-20-2019 06:17 PM

- Elrond, are Elves supposed to get a growth spurt when they reach a couple thousand years, or were you drinking the Ent-draught again?

Rune Son of Bjarne 11-07-2019 02:49 AM

Don't mention the abomination
 
Much to the dismay of the Fellowship, and due to unfortunate incidents in the past, Elrond explained in no uncertain terms, that elvish hospitality did not extend to naked frolicking in public fountains.

Kuruharan 12-19-2019 05:03 PM

Alright, we know that one of you is the culprit who ate all the cake.

Oddwen 12-26-2019 10:51 AM

Erestor: We've rounded up the usual suspects Elrond, can you point out which one stole your wallet?

Rune Son of Bjarne 01-07-2020 03:16 PM

Is this allowed?
 
Hugo Weaving was very happy to announce that in order to "corner the market", he had managed to convince New Line and Peter Jackson to film Lord of the Rings as well as a porno parody silmutaniously using the same cast.

Thenamir 03-23-2020 02:38 PM

Scene from the new movie, "Honey, I Shrunk The Fellowship"

THE Ka 03-25-2020 09:05 PM

"No one leaves here alive until one of you lot confesses who took Priscilla on a joyride across the Bruinen."

Kuruharan 12-19-2020 04:22 PM

Good Morning Class!

Welcome to Hair Weaving 401! This is the capstone course for this major and by the end of the course you are expected to be able to recreate the magificent weave I am currently sporting on the back of my head.

Boromir88 12-20-2020 09:05 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Kuruharan (Post 729580)
Good Morning Class!

Welcome to Hair Weaving 401! This is the capstone course for this major and by the end of the course you are expected to be able to recreate the magificent weave I am currently sporting on the back of my head.

Hair Weaving 401 with Hugo! :cool: :rolleyes:

Kuruharan 12-21-2020 02:51 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Boromir88 (Post 729581)
Hair Weaving 401 with Hugo! :cool: :rolleyes:

You figured out my inspiration for the joke! :o


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