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Isilya 09-23-2002 03:05 PM

Hey Macarena Macarena Macarena!!

That's okay, Kithrena!! I burnt out all my pent up rage at soccer practice today. Slide tackling is fun!!

*Hey Gandalf, guess who I found? It's Pippin!!*

Lothiriel Silmarien 09-23-2002 04:13 PM

Pippin: Oops!

Merry: Wow, what was that!!?

Pippin: Um....nothing

Ok, that was my lame attempt. I had some really good ones, but I can't remember some of them and the rest just don't come out right when I type them.

Orome 09-23-2002 04:46 PM

Merry and Pippin sing: "We're the Hobbits of Bree" (to the tune of "knights of the round table" by Monty python an Co.)
Gandalf:"On second thought i will not go to Bree, for it is a silly place."

the real reason why gandalf never showed up

Willowberry_Firnsarnwen 09-23-2002 05:49 PM



Willowberry_Firnsarnwen 09-23-2002 06:01 PM

Oh my gosh! I've been reading back on these things,and I nearly choked to death trying not to laugh (Note to self: When finding something funny,remember to breath). You guys are HIL-ar-I-OOUS!!!!!

*Reads another and keels over on the floor laughing*

*sputters out* If..*gasp,laugh,laugh*..I..*gasp,gasp* die..*laugh,laugh,excesive rolling on floor*..this *gasp,gasp* time...I'm *gasp,laugh,gasp*..holding..*gasp,roll,roll,laugh, roll* *gasp,laugh,laugh,choke..* responsible! *Rolls around on the floor,laughing her heart out,while her family looks on in confusion,as her sister runs to call the mental hospital she starts to choke on a strand of hair,still,of course,laughing*


[ September 23, 2002: Message edited by: Willowberry_Firnsarnwen ]

Kithrčna Greenarrow Legolas 09-23-2002 10:35 PM


Ohhhh, I forgot one on the last photo (The big hole) I might as well put it down.

Legolas: Wow...I guess they took us serious when we said we needed to go to the hole...

Liriodendron 09-23-2002 10:42 PM

"Where's the bathroom!"

[ September 24, 2002: Message edited by: Liriodendron ]

Robin Headstrong 09-24-2002 02:01 PM

Pippin: Forget the Lord of the Rings... I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!


Merry and Pippin sing: "We're the Hobbits of Bree" (to the tune of "knights of the round table" by Monty python an Co.)
Gandalf:"On second thought i will not go to Bree, for it is a silly place."
the real reason why gandalf never showed up
Lol, Monty Python rocks!!

Elven Mistress 09-25-2002 06:25 PM

Pippin *jumping up and down until...* "Ugh, my head..."

Robin Headstrong 09-28-2002 07:41 AM

Pippin: "Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side! Come on, it's time to go- do the Mario! Take one step and then again! Let's do the Mario all together now!" (for those of you who remember the old Super Mario Bros. Show [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])

"Where's the bag? I think I'm seasick..."

Anastasia 09-28-2002 08:24 AM

The Philosophical moments of Gimli...

Not funny I know.

Alatariel 09-28-2002 09:10 AM

Gandalf's DEAD?! but... but... I thought he was... this can't be true! *SOB!*

Anastasia 09-28-2002 10:33 AM

Zombie-like voiuce: MUST...OBEY...SAURON...MUST...KILL...FELLOWSHIP... .

Nevfeniel 09-28-2002 10:39 AM

No! I can't see the picture! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]

Anastasia 09-28-2002 10:48 AM

*through gritted teeth*: CHEESE.

Brinniel 09-28-2002 11:06 AM

Gimli: Must.....not....sleep. Must....stay......awake. Too.....late......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......

These captions are funny, but perhaps we should open a new thread. It forever for that last picture to load!

Tigerlily Gamgee 09-28-2002 11:53 AM

"Wow I am riding in the same boat as Legolas the enchanting, Legolas the beautiful, Legolas the nimble, Legolas the elf that will have girls thousands of years from now screaming out after him even though they know they shall never have him.... wow...."

Isilya 09-28-2002 01:08 PM

Tigerlily: LOL!!That's great!!

Legolas (in head): You know, Gimli's been like that since we left Lothlorien. I wonder if somebody put something in his hip flask.

Eruwen 09-28-2002 02:02 PM

Gimli: {sniff, sniff} "Pheeww!! Alright, next time Aragorn rides with the Elf!"

Legolas: "I resent that."

Gimli: "Well, from now on leave your petty perfume at home."

Alright. My lame attempt. Not funny, I know. That's just what came to mind.

hobbitlass 09-29-2002 12:39 AM

...I should have used Preperation H....

(For those who don't know, it's a medication for hemerroids...if you don't know what that is go look it up!)

Kithrčna Greenarrow Legolas 09-29-2002 01:40 AM

I knew I shouldent have had that 77nth Ale...


Who can say where the roads go's...Or is that only for the first verse?...Maybe its ' Who can say where your heart lies ' No, wait, issent that 'Why your heart sighs' ? SH*T I FORGOT!!!!

Legolas: I wonder if Aragorn would be mad if I pushed him overboard...
(Thanx to Enya and 'Only Time' for this one)


Your in My Mind,
All of the time.
I know its not enough...
(Thanx to Mr. Bono and U2 and thier song "Eletetrical Storm" For this one)

Well'p...I tired!

Tigerlily Gamgee 09-29-2002 01:45 AM

Thanks, Isilya. I like to make fun of the Legolas obsession whenever I can [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]

Kithrčna Greenarrow Legolas 09-29-2002 01:46 AM


Alatariel 09-29-2002 03:16 AM

Ooh... the swinging watch...
Legolas: Repeat after me, I do not hate Legolas...
Gimli: I do not hate Legolas...
Legolas: I love all Elves
Gimli I love all Elves...

Isilya 09-29-2002 10:00 AM

The Legolas Obsession tends to fly out of control sometimes, I should know. I shared a locker with my best friend last year, and she saw the movie, and became absolutely obsessed with him. I played along, only so she wouldn't hurt me. Our entire locker was covered with Legolas pictures....and a couple of the fellowship. We got strange looks as people walked by.

Kithrčna Greenarrow Legolas 09-29-2002 12:10 PM

I know how some obessions can go....I shared a locker with a girl who had a crush on Austen Powers....

Isilya 09-29-2002 03:07 PM


Kithrčna Greenarrow Legolas 09-29-2002 03:20 PM

I know. I had to put up with bad takes offs and pitures and outfits and her pasteing a picture of him in a bikibi over My ONE picture of Legolas which was on My side of the locker...Ohh, it was torment.....Now you all know why I am a bit crazzy.

Gimli: I hope this boat trip gets done soon...That chili I had last nights starting to take effect!

ElanorGamgee 09-30-2002 06:57 PM

Gimli (thinking): "What is the meaning of life? Is all this fighting really worth it? Where do those Orcs I love to hew with my axe go? Where will I go if one of them hews me with an axe? I wonder if Mommy ever thinks of me at dinner when my plate is just setting at my spot and I'm not in my chair...I always thought that Mommy had the most beautiful beard in the world when I was a little dwarfling..."

*a tear slowly trickles down his cheek*

Lothiriel Silmarien 10-01-2002 01:15 PM

I like chicken. Mmmmm, chocolate. Hey, I wonder if that duck will move out of the way before our boat goes over it.....Ooh, a butterfly!

NazgulNumberTen 10-01-2002 01:18 PM

hmm...a cleen shaven gimli? nah, ill just go for the goatee.

Robin Headstrong 10-01-2002 03:40 PM

Gimli: "I don't think I'm ready for another pic..."

Ooooohhhh! Aaaahhhh!

ElanorGamgee 10-01-2002 03:51 PM

Aragorn: "Really. Minas Tirith is supposed to be right here..."

Boromir: "That's the last time I trust you with the map."

Elenna 10-01-2002 04:06 PM

Boromir: Move closer, guys! I can't get all of you AND the forest in the picture!

Legolas: Is that a crow?

*The entire fellowship whirls around just as the camera goes off.*

Lame, yes. It was funnier in my head.

NazgulNumberTen 10-01-2002 04:14 PM

HOLY $#!* A TREE!!! don't see them very often.

Elven Mistress 10-02-2002 05:22 AM

Aragorn: This, my friends, is the forest of Mirkwood

Pippin: Riiight...can we eat yet?

*hehe, sorry, it worked out "funnily" in my mind...yeah...i'm tired...*

hobbitlass 10-02-2002 05:45 AM

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...."The Sun will come out Tomorrow..."

Diamond18 10-02-2002 10:12 AM

Aragorn: "Behold, Orodruin; Mount Doom!"
Boromir: "It looks different than I imagined it."
Frodo: "Oh yes, I forgot to tell you, I gave the Ring to Treebeard."


Merry: "Look! It's the secret mountain of the Entwives!"
Pippin: "Should we go tell Treebeard?"

Merry_Pippin_Frodo_Sam 10-02-2002 12:22 PM

Elrond: Ok first one to that grove of trees wins!

Lady_Espel 10-02-2002 12:39 PM

Merry: Wow
Pippin: Miracle grow, it's a wonderful thing.

I'm really sorry, that didnt work as well as I'd of liked it to.

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