Hey Macarena Macarena Macarena!!
That's okay, Kithrena!! I burnt out all my pent up rage at soccer practice today. Slide tackling is fun!! *Hey Gandalf, guess who I found? It's Pippin!!* |
Pippin: Oops!
Merry: Wow, what was that!!? Pippin: Um....nothing Ok, that was my lame attempt. I had some really good ones, but I can't remember some of them and the rest just don't come out right when I type them. |
Merry and Pippin sing: "We're the Hobbits of Bree" (to the tune of "knights of the round table" by Monty python an Co.)
Gandalf:"On second thought i will not go to Bree, for it is a silly place." the real reason why gandalf never showed up |
Pippin:WOO HOO! THEY HAVE PINTS!!!
~Willowberry~ |
Oh my gosh! I've been reading back on these things,and I nearly choked to death trying not to laugh (Note to self: When finding something funny,remember to breath). You guys are HIL-ar-I-OOUS!!!!!
*Reads another and keels over on the floor laughing* *sputters out* If..*gasp,laugh,laugh*..I..*gasp,gasp*..do die..*laugh,laugh,excesive rolling on floor*..this *gasp,gasp* time...I'm *gasp,laugh,gasp*..holding..*gasp,roll,roll,laugh, roll*...you *gasp,laugh,laugh,choke..* responsible! *Rolls around on the floor,laughing her heart out,while her family looks on in confusion,as her sister runs to call the mental hospital she starts to choke on a strand of hair,still,of course,laughing* ~Willowberry~ [ September 23, 2002: Message edited by: Willowberry_Firnsarnwen ] |
SOMEONE CALL ELROND!!!! HE'S NEEDED HERE!!!
Ohhhh, I forgot one on the last photo (The big hole) I might as well put it down. Legolas: Wow...I guess they took us serious when we said we needed to go to the hole... |
"Where's the bathroom!"
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Pippin: Forget the Lord of the Rings... I AM THE LORD OF THE DANCE!!
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Pippin *jumping up and down until...* "Ugh, my head..."
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Pippin: "Do the Mario! Swing your arms from side to side! Come on, it's time to go- do the Mario! Take one step and then again! Let's do the Mario all together now!" (for those of you who remember the old Super Mario Bros. Show [img]smilies/biggrin.gif[/img])
http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/4681.jpg "Where's the bag? I think I'm seasick..." |
The Philosophical moments of Gimli...
Not funny I know. |
Gandalf's DEAD?! but... but... I thought he was... this can't be true! *SOB!*
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Zombie-like voiuce: MUST...OBEY...SAURON...MUST...KILL...FELLOWSHIP... .
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No! I can't see the picture! [img]smilies/frown.gif[/img]
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*through gritted teeth*: CHEESE.
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Gimli: Must.....not....sleep. Must....stay......awake. Too.....late......zzzzzzzzzzzzzz.......
These captions are funny, but perhaps we should open a new thread. It forever for that last picture to load! |
Gimli:
"Wow I am riding in the same boat as Legolas the enchanting, Legolas the beautiful, Legolas the nimble, Legolas the elf that will have girls thousands of years from now screaming out after him even though they know they shall never have him.... wow...." |
Tigerlily: LOL!!That's great!!
Legolas (in head): You know, Gimli's been like that since we left Lothlorien. I wonder if somebody put something in his hip flask. |
Gimli: {sniff, sniff} "Pheeww!! Alright, next time Aragorn rides with the Elf!"
Legolas: "I resent that." Gimli: "Well, from now on leave your petty perfume at home." Alright. My lame attempt. Not funny, I know. That's just what came to mind. |
...I should have used Preperation H....
(For those who don't know, it's a medication for hemerroids...if you don't know what that is go look it up!) |
I knew I shouldent have had that 77nth Ale...
or Who can say where the roads go's...Or is that only for the first verse?...Maybe its ' Who can say where your heart lies ' No, wait, issent that 'Why your heart sighs' ? SH*T I FORGOT!!!! Legolas: I wonder if Aragorn would be mad if I pushed him overboard... (Thanx to Enya and 'Only Time' for this one) Or Your in My Mind, All of the time. I know its not enough... (Thanx to Mr. Bono and U2 and thier song "Eletetrical Storm" For this one) Well'p...I tired! |
Thanks, Isilya. I like to make fun of the Legolas obsession whenever I can [img]smilies/smile.gif[/img]
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*Grumble*
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Ooh... the swinging watch...
Legolas: Repeat after me, I do not hate Legolas... Gimli: I do not hate Legolas... Legolas: I love all Elves Gimli I love all Elves... |
The Legolas Obsession tends to fly out of control sometimes, I should know. I shared a locker with my best friend last year, and she saw the movie, and became absolutely obsessed with him. I played along, only so she wouldn't hurt me. Our entire locker was covered with Legolas pictures....and a couple of the fellowship. We got strange looks as people walked by.
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I know how some obessions can go....I shared a locker with a girl who had a crush on Austen Powers....
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SICK AND WRONG!! SICK AND WRONG!!
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I know. I had to put up with bad takes offs and pitures and outfits and her pasteing a picture of him in a bikibi over My ONE picture of Legolas which was on My side of the locker...Ohh, it was torment.....Now you all know why I am a bit crazzy.
Gimli: I hope this boat trip gets done soon...That chili I had last nights starting to take effect! |
Gimli (thinking): "What is the meaning of life? Is all this fighting really worth it? Where do those Orcs I love to hew with my axe go? Where will I go if one of them hews me with an axe? I wonder if Mommy ever thinks of me at dinner when my plate is just setting at my spot and I'm not in my chair...I always thought that Mommy had the most beautiful beard in the world when I was a little dwarfling..."
*a tear slowly trickles down his cheek* |
I like chicken. Mmmmm, chocolate. Hey, I wonder if that duck will move out of the way before our boat goes over it.....Ooh, a butterfly!
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hmm...a cleen shaven gimli? nah, ill just go for the goatee.
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Gimli: "I don't think I'm ready for another pic..."
http://img-www.theonering.net/images/scrapbook/4685.jpg Ooooohhhh! Aaaahhhh! |
Aragorn: "Really. Minas Tirith is supposed to be right here..."
Boromir: "That's the last time I trust you with the map." |
Boromir: Move closer, guys! I can't get all of you AND the forest in the picture!
Legolas: Is that a crow? *The entire fellowship whirls around just as the camera goes off.* Lame, yes. It was funnier in my head. |
HOLY $#!* A TREE!!! don't see them very often.
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Aragorn: This, my friends, is the forest of Mirkwood
Pippin: Riiight...can we eat yet? *hehe, sorry, it worked out "funnily" in my mind...yeah...i'm tired...* |
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...."The Sun will come out Tomorrow..." |
Aragorn: "Behold, Orodruin; Mount Doom!"
Boromir: "It looks different than I imagined it." Frodo: "Oh yes, I forgot to tell you, I gave the Ring to Treebeard." ~OR~ Merry: "Look! It's the secret mountain of the Entwives!" Pippin: "Should we go tell Treebeard?" |
Elrond: Ok first one to that grove of trees wins!
ON YOUR MARK...... GET SET.... |
Merry: Wow
Pippin: Miracle grow, it's a wonderful thing. I'm really sorry, that didnt work as well as I'd of liked it to. |
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